Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted July 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Lard Bazaar said: My daughter just sent me that and this was my response ‘It’s actually ‘for fuck’s sake’ - for the sake of fuck - the sake belongs to fuck so there needs to be a possessive apostrophe‘. Interesting how we all interpret this differently. Of course for quickness it’s FUCKSAKE. Fuck me sideways!! You REALLY are a clever bastard, ain't ya!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted July 6, 2020 42 minutes ago, En Passant said: Which got me to wondering, as one does. But of course google translate was as much use as a chocolate fireguard in this respect, unsurprisingly I know just enough German (and certainly that word) to know what it tried to do to me. Fick you google translate, if there actually is a himmel I pray you're not in it. That style of writing is reminiscent of the dearly departed legend ( in my mind ) The Pooka. Hmmmm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted July 6, 2020 4 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Fuck me sideways!! You REALLY are a clever bastard, ain't ya!! My intelligence is what makes me so sexy. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted July 6, 2020 This dates back to when I was an apprentice and it tickled me back then so I kept a copy and when I got computerised, it was transcribed onto a word document of which this is a copy: "FUCK" Describes many emotions. No other word can be used in such varied grammatical nuances. It can be used as a noun - "I don’t give a fuck", and an adjective - "It’s a fucking beauty", as a verb in its transitive form - "The game was fucked up by the weather” and the intransitive form - "He well and truly fucked it up". Everyday expressions show it’s true versatility; - Denial: I’ll be fucked if I did. Perplexity: I know fuck all about it. Apathy: Who gives a fuck anyway? Greeting: How the fuck are you? Goodbye: Fuck off. Resignation: Oh fuck it. Suspicion: Who the fuck are you. Panic: Lets get the fuck out of here. Disbelief: How the fuck did you do that. Amazement: What the fuck did you do that for? Religious Ecstasy: Holy fuck. Winning the Lottery: How fucking much. Derision: He fuck’s everything up. The word has, of course, been used by some very famous personages through the years, the more notable of these being: - "What the fuck was that"...........................Mayor of Hiroshima. "Look at all those fucking Indians"............General Custer. "What fucking iceberg"?..............................Captain of the Titanic. "What a place to plant a fucking tree"..... Marc Bolan. "That’s not a real fucking gun"...................John Lennon "The fucking throttle’s stuck"......................Donald Campbell. "Who’s going to fucking know"?................President Nixon. "What fucking exclusion zone"?..................Captain of the Belgrano. "Heads are going to fucking roll"...............Ann Boleyn. "Who let that fucking woman drive"?........ Space Shuttle Captain. "He’ll have some fucker’s eye out"...........King Harold. "I thought I could smell fucking petrol"..... Nikki Lauda. "What’s a fucking map"..............................Mark Thatcher. "It IS my best fucking coat"......................Michael Foot. "She’s just my fucking secretary"...............Cecil Parkinson. "He’s just a fucking mate"..........................Jeremy Thorpe. "Any fucker can understand that"...............Albert Einstein. "It fucking looks just like her"....................Picasso. “How the fuck did you work that out”..............Pythagoras “You want fucking what on the ceiling.............Micheal Angelo “Scattered showers my fucking arse”...............Noah “Anybody got a fucking light”..........................Joan of Arc 1 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted July 11, 2020 https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2018/oct/15/us-embassy-apologises-after-mistakenly-sending-cookie-monster-cat-invitation 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,391 Posted July 22, 2020 Sometimes headline truncation in links works brilliantly. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyfiona 2,580 Posted July 22, 2020 Did Charlie Brooker write this? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,599 Posted August 1, 2020 How come no-one told me about this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted August 3, 2020 Too much information thnks 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
One shot Paddy 1,206 Posted August 10, 2020 So, is that her surname or info on the wall of the station toilet? 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,970 Posted August 11, 2020 Will Smith's old sit-com "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" to be remade, sorry, rebooted, as "gritty drama"... :sigh: https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-53743456 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,599 Posted August 12, 2020 Did somebody say standards in journalism are declining? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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time 8,599 Posted September 4, 2020 These are very bad/good. Sorry/not sorry. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Cornholio 902 Posted September 8, 2020 On 04/09/2020 at 15:09, time said: These are very bad/good. Sorry/not sorry. Reminds me of this gem: 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,599 Posted September 8, 2020 6 hours ago, Kenny McCormick said: Reminds me of this gem: That was the 'blocked' video above Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
