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Lined up your teams of stiffs for the foreseeable future but still keep thinking of team names, post them here throughout the year so people can make use of them next time round, damn the three team limit.

Caskets Understand No Titles (theme team: Lords, Sirs, Baronesses etc)
Coffin Up No More (theme team: philanphropists)
Death to All But Metal (theme team: metal bands)
Dropredy Convention (theme team: fairport convention members)
Guaranteed Cold at the Morgue (theme team: weather forecasts)
Soon to be Broken Reeds (theme team: famous harmonica players)
No Laughing Matter (theme team: astronomers)
They Asked for It! (theme team: right to die campaigners)
Some Mother's Don't Know 'em (theme team: orphans)
Dad's Barmy (theme team: famous children of ptsd sufferers)
DDP Numberwang (them team: anybody, no-one's going know the rules)
Fallen Angels (them teams: child stars who went nuts)
Masochistic Anarchists (theme team: 80s extremists who self-harmed)
Some Battles Don't Come with a Paying Army (them team: former/seving trade union leaders with terminal illnesses)
Knocking on Heavings Door (theme team: famous bishops)
Final Recession (theme team: economists)
Road to Kingdom Come (theme team: lindisfarne members, associates and managers)
Checkmate (theme team: chess players)
St Peter's Freight (theme team: famous truck drivers)
Leaving Marx in History (theme team: communists)
Madams for Ma'ams (theme team: high class male prostitutes)
Sinking to a New Low (them team: former ship's captains)
Three Wishes and Your Out (theme team: people who've played the genie in Aladdin)
Played Your Cards Wrong (theme team: poker players)
Scrubber Out (theme team: female porn stars)
Slithereen to Extermination (theme team: doctor who cast)
St Peter's Gaits (theme team: people with funny walks)
Knackers Yard (theme team: famous cops)

Well Red, Well Read & Well Dead (theme team: communist intellectuals)

Maastricht Treaties (theme team: old tory eurosceptics)

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This is a joke, right??

 

No, why? I've got hundreds of these!

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Im truly lost for words :unsure:

Lost for Words - a team of former countdown and scrabble champions

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Im truly lost for words :unsure:

Lost for Words - a team of former countdown and scrabble champions

That's the Spirit. (which could also work as a them team of alcoholics)

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Im truly lost for words :unsure:

Lost for Words - a team of former countdown and scrabble champions

That's the Spirit.

 

Twat.

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Im truly lost for words :unsure:

Lost for Words - a team of former countdown and scrabble champions

That's the Spirit.

 

Twat.

 

 

Twats - A team of people with the surname fish.

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Party In Sunny Saint Tropez, Afterwards Kool Exit - members of the jet set.

 

regards,

Hein

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Im truly lost for words :unsure:

Lighten up - just trying to ensure my creativity boredom doesn't go to waste.

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Dai A Virgin (Welsh persons under 20)

The Adams Family (People named Adam or have Adam(s) as a surname)

This Parliament Is Dissolved (Politicians who support our "family of nations")

Just Burying A Stiff (People who are expected to die during intercourse).

 

I'll think up some more. Peace, YW.

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Back In Your Box (People who have technically "died", been resuscitated, and spend the rest of their existence going on and on and on about the glory of heaven yada yada)

Hanging's To Good For 'Em (Those who should die horribly)

One Direction - Down! (Boy band members who should meet Satan)

The Rights Are Going Out Across Europe (European right wing extremists).

 

Peace, YW.

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Outside of porn star's I doubt any of these themes would ever be used

 

 

"Time To Paes The Piper"Anyone who has partnered Leander Paes in an ATP or Grand Slam Doubles Match

 

"Let Me Tell You Somethin About Rigor Mortis Brother"People who have starred in films with Hulk Hogan

 

" Road To Kingdom Cum" Porn Stars

 

"Well This Blows" Porn Stars

 

"Not A James Chance to make 2016"Musicians of the No Wave Genre

 

"Let's Go To The Morgue" How I Met Your Mother guest stars

 

"Highway To Hell"Australian Musicians

 

"Highway To Heil" German Musicians

 

 

"Get Busy Dying"Shawshank Redemption Cast Members

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Im truly lost for words :unsure:

 

No bother, Deathray has loads of them.

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The Wrong Trousers - persons fatally injured as a result of clothing snagging in machinery.

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I'll just stick to plain old Pan Breed. Its so simple even my non-existent memory can recall it, and it accurately describes what I'll be at some point in the next six decades.

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Can't Change Won't Change - a team of reluctant carking types - Gabor, Ariel Sharon back in the day etc.

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There has been some confusion on the DDP between three different people called Rosemary Harris.

 

I could collect a whole team full of Rosemarys and call it

 

Rosemarys out of Thyme

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Nearer my god to thee - theme team of religious singers and hymn writers or religious leaders.

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Blood on the Tracks = Racing drivers in general

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Nearer my god to thee - theme team of religious singers and hymn writers or religious leaders.

 

Already in use for something else ;)

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Ripping Yarns - Jackanory storytellers

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Nearer my god to thee - theme team of religious singers and hymn writers or religious leaders.

 

Already in use for something else ;)

 

I just saw that one now

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Boys in the hood - Theme team of Trainspotters.

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