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Goat demoted for parade incident

 

LONDON, England (AP) -- A British army regiment's ceremonial pet goat was demoted in disgrace after it marched out of line before a host of international dignitaries during a parade to mark Queen's Elizabeth II's birthday, a military spokesman said Saturday.

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Goat demoted for parade incident

 

LONDON, England (AP) -- A British army regiment's ceremonial pet goat was demoted in disgrace after it marched out of line before a host of international dignitaries during a parade to mark Queen's Elizabeth II's birthday, a military spokesman said Saturday.

;) After reading the entire list of Billy's, er, indiscretions, I wonder how he managed to avoid

a dishonorable discharge for conduct unbecoming....

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Very sad news. Harriet, the world's oldest tortoise, has died in Australia.

 

Link

 

There life spans really amuse me. Only if they knew how to make a human live that long. Slowing down the aging process.

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Bruno the bear has been shot dead. ;)

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Bruno the bear has been shot dead. ;)

 

Why did they have to shoot it? So it killed a few sheep, robbed a bee hive and raided a rabbit hutch. It's a bloody bear.

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Moose (aka Eddie)

 

"Actor" who played Martin Crane's dog in "Frasier".

 

Yes, I know I'm going to get criticised for putting him in this thread and he's already in the animal antics one, but what the hell! I think he's a lot more widely known than many others featured.

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Moose (aka Eddie)

 

"Actor" who played Martin Crane's dog in "Frasier".

 

Yes, I know I'm going to get criticised for putting him in this thread and he's already in the animal antics one, but what the hell! I think he's a lot more widely known than many others featured.

 

:angry: Oh, I loved that doggie. Frasier and Niles were great in that show, but Eddie was by far the best.

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Moose (aka Eddie)

 

"Actor" who played Martin Crane's dog in "Frasier".

 

Yes, I know I'm going to get criticised for putting him in this thread and he's already in the animal antics one, but what the hell! I think he's a lot more widely known than many others featured.

 

Well Moose has now gotten over 200 obits, including one from the BBC,

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5124104.stm

 

I wonder if he would have qualified as a DDP pick?

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Perhaps the shepperds heard that it's best to do the sheep on the edge of the cliff cause they push back harder.

Must have been a wild party though for that many to tummble over. :blink:

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Well Moose has now gotten over 200 obits, including one from the BBC,

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5124104.stm

 

I wonder if he would have qualified as a DDP pick?

 

No sadly, since DDP rules strictly prohibt the choosing of animals (in fact, if my memory serves me right, Harriet the Tortise was the prime example of who you couldn't pick).

 

Too bad too, since I was definetely surprised to hear that Koko the Sign Language Gorilla is still around... floating dangerously close to the average lifespan of a Gorilla too...

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Champion racehorse Barbaro not likely to survive infection.

From the above link

..and his veterinarian called his chances for survival "a long shot."

I'd have thought a long shot would be the guaranteed method of death if anything, or have equine medical practices moved beyond use of the double barrelled shotgun in these enlightened times?

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This python ate an electric blanket. Yummy.

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First Zizou, now this guy. I hope we're not going to have a spate of headbutting stories.

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There's a whale stuck in Larne harbour Co. Antrim.

 

Poor thing, what a shithole to be stuck in!

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It's still there, and it's now called "Minty"! :banghead:

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Britains oldest spider

That article doesn't actually say it was the oldest spider, just the biggest.

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Britains oldest spider

That article doesn't actually say it was the oldest spider, just the biggest.

Same thing.

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Britains oldest spider

That article doesn't actually say it was the oldest spider, just the biggest.

Same thing.

Not necessarily....

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Britains oldest spider

That article doesn't actually say it was the oldest spider, just the biggest.

Same thing.

Not necessarily....

 

*sigh* Ok then, she was the biggest, but I can't really think of any other spider older than her.

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