Sir Creep 7,025 Posted April 19, 2016 Jack Nicholson Jimi Hendrix Now you're being a goddamn troll. We have plenty of one-time posting guests to do that service around here....you picking up the slack or summat? SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,091 Posted April 19, 2016 Jack Nicholson Jimi Hendrix Now you're being a goddamn troll. We have plenty of one-time posting guests to do that service around here....you picking up the slack or summat? SC I agree how dare he have a different opinion than lord king sir creep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 891 Posted April 19, 2016 CAN YOU ALL STOP DISSING OFF DANNY DYER PLEASE! Because I would actually let him break my vagina. I've never heard the phrase "break my vagina" before. Is it in the sense of "breaking and entering" or the fact that it's already cracked? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,706 Posted April 19, 2016 CAN YOU ALL STOP DISSING OFF DANNY DYER PLEASE! Because I would actually let him break my vagina. I've never heard the phrase "break my vagina" before. Is it in the sense of "breaking and entering" or the fact that it's already cracked? Both. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 924 Posted April 19, 2016 CAN YOU ALL STOP DISSING OFF DANNY DYER PLEASE! Because I would actually let him break my vagina. I've never heard the phrase "break my vagina" before. Is it in the sense of "breaking and entering" or the fact that it's already cracked? Both. I finally got around to looking him up. He is kinda adorable. So leave him alone - he'll have enough problems with LB and me fighting over him...or sharing him. Even odds. It'll kill him either way. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,706 Posted April 20, 2016 CAN YOU ALL STOP DISSING OFF DANNY DYER PLEASE! Because I would actually let him break my vagina. I've never heard the phrase "break my vagina" before. Is it in the sense of "breaking and entering" or the fact that it's already cracked? Both. I finally got around to looking him up. He is kinda adorable. So leave him alone - he'll have enough problems with LB and me fighting over him...or sharing him. Even odds. It'll kill him either way. Watch Eastenders on BBC iplayer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 8,776 Posted April 20, 2016 CAN YOU ALL STOP DISSING OFF DANNY DYER PLEASE! Because I would actually let him break my vagina. I've never heard the phrase "break my vagina" before. Is it in the sense of "breaking and entering" or the fact that it's already cracked? Both. I finally got around to looking him up. He is kinda adorable. So leave him alone - he'll have enough problems with LB and me fighting over him...or sharing him. Even odds. It'll kill him either way. I was shopping in MK just before Christmas and Mr Dyer was in W H Smiths signing copies of his erudite colouring book. However outside the shop you could not move for over excitable middle aged women and their daughters. I am sure it was easier on 'writers' before the age of selfies, they used to have to just sign the frontispiece now they have to stand up, hug their fans and pretend they are having fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,269 Posted April 20, 2016 CAN YOU ALL STOP DISSING OFF DANNY DYER PLEASE! Because I would actually let him break my vagina. I've never heard the phrase "break my vagina" before. Is it in the sense of "breaking and entering" or the fact that it's already cracked? Both. I finally got around to looking him up. He is kinda adorable. So leave him alone - he'll have enough problems with LB and me fighting over him...or sharing him. Even odds. It'll kill him either way. I was shopping in MK just before Christmas and Mr Dyer was in W H Smiths signing copies of his erudite colouring book. However outside the shop you could not move for over excitable middle aged women and their daughters. I am sure it was easier on 'writers' before the age of selfies, they used to have to just sign the frontispiece now they have to stand up, hug their fans and pretend they are having fun. Which is why nobody sane wants to be "famous" any more. Also if you asked Danny Dyer to sign your frontispiece he'd probably yell "security" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,292 Posted April 20, 2016 Let me see... Che Guevara John Lennon Ronald Reagan John F. Kennedy Yes, Diana Spencer Gwyneth Paltrow Chris Martin Sean Penn Russell Brand Anatoli Karpov Angela Merkel Helmut Kohl Jackson Pollock Thomas Edison Possibly also Yoshiro Nakamatsu Alexander Graham Bell Slavoj Zizek Christopher Nolan Kurt Cobain Even more so Dave Grohl Louis Van Gaal Jürgen Klinsmann Wayne Rooney Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,843 Posted April 20, 2016 Is it too soon to say Victoria Wood? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 15,012 Posted April 20, 2016 Is it too soon to say Victoria Wood? She hadn't been funny for years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 8,776 Posted April 20, 2016 Is it too soon to say Victoria Wood? She hadn't been funny for years. I didn't watch Dinnerladies but the stuff she did in the eighties was fantastic and she wrote great characters for others to perform like the two soups sketch and Susie Blake's bitter continuity announcer. I also think she was very truthful akin to a 20th Century Jane Austen than a hilarious gag a minute comedian. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,706 Posted April 20, 2016 Let me see... Even more so Dave Grohl Mods, ban this cretin gcreptile immediately. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 8,776 Posted April 20, 2016 Let me see... Even more so Dave Grohl Mods, ban this cretin gcreptile immediately. I thought he was on dangerous ground when I saw that. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,755 Posted April 20, 2016 Let me see... Even more so Dave Grohl Mods, ban this cretin gcreptile immediately. Dare I? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,292 Posted April 20, 2016 Dave Grohl is like your father playing guitar. He's so... normal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 8,776 Posted April 20, 2016 Dave Grohl is like your father playing guitar. He's so... normal. You can make these comments from over there but if Lard were to go postal do you know how much devastation she could cause. The whole of the South West of England would become a barren wasteland........ ...... oh 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,091 Posted April 20, 2016 David grohl is shit. I once search an image of shit on Google and I got a David grohl concert. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,939 Posted April 20, 2016 Is it too soon to say Victoria Wood? Not at all Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,706 Posted April 20, 2016 Let me see... Even more so Dave Grohl Mods, ban this cretin gcreptile immediately. Dare I? Dare you not? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,755 Posted April 20, 2016 Let me see... Even more so Dave Grohl Mods, ban this cretin gcreptile immediately. Dare I? Dare you not? *Quaking with fear....... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,091 Posted April 20, 2016 Let me see... Even more so Dave Grohl Mods, ban this cretin gcreptile immediately. Dare I? Dare you not? *Quaking with fear....... oh come pb there's nothing to be af *lard bazzar removes cloths Ahhhhhhh Ahhhhhhh ITS HIDOUS. kILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,706 Posted April 21, 2016 Let me see... Even more so Dave Grohl Mods, ban this cretin gcreptile immediately. Dare I? Dare you not? *Quaking with fear....... oh come pb there's nothing to be af*lard bazzar removes cloths Ahhhhhhh Ahhhhhhh ITS HIDOUS. kILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!. As some of the luckier DL regulars who have actually met me will tell you, I am stunningly attractive with the figure of a Rubenesque beauty, full of wit and intelligence, the alcohol-consumption skills of Oliver Reed and have a cracking pair of norks. I'm a man's best friend and his sexual fantasy all rolled into one lovely, legendary ball of awesomeness. The likelihood that you will ever be fortunate enough to see me naked is nil, largely because I'm not into getty jiggy with pre-pubescent, illiterate wankmonkeys who are younger than most of my socks. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 8,776 Posted April 21, 2016 Let me see... Even more so Dave Grohl Mods, ban this cretin gcreptile immediately. Dare I? Dare you not? *Quaking with fear....... oh come pb there's nothing to be af*lard bazzar removes cloths Ahhhhhhh Ahhhhhhh ITS HIDOUS. kILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!. As some of the luckier DL regulars who have actually met me will tell you, I am stunningly attractive with the figure of a Rubenesque beauty, full of wit and intelligence, the alcohol-consumption skills of Oliver Reed and have a cracking pair of norks. I'm a man's best friend and his sexual fantasy all rolled into one lovely, legendary ball of awesomeness. The likelihood that you will ever be fortunate enough to see me naked is nil, largely because I'm not into getty jiggy with pre-pubescent, illiterate wankmonkeys who are younger than most of my socks. Wow MK you got away soooooooooooooooooooooo lightly. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,091 Posted April 26, 2016 Sia is the most pretentious prick imaginable yet she is seen as one if the few good artists right now. Her lyrics are meaningless and over stylised rubbish and her music video are terrible. She had her head so far stuck up her ass that she thinks Shia labouff dancing awkwardly with a twelve year old is art. Ffs 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
