maryportfuncity 10,708 Posted November 4, 2016 It's fast,it's furious it's effing good fun. Teams of 20 topplers posted on this thread or PM'd to MPFC will be collected into a masterlist to lighten the dark early days of the year with a veritable carnival of carnage. The counting of points is live from the first second of 2017 after which points aplenty pile onto the scoreboard until some lucky sucker snags the magic 2017 score and everyone pours hearty congratulations the way of our winner. It is something of a Deathrace tradition that the lucky winner forgoes the tenner's worth of a prize and insists the money is donated to a charity (though who knows in 2017?) It is also something of a tradition that one or two of those not paying full attention are barred from entry because they fail to clock that entries close at midnight on 30 December. So, this'll be the list of entrants - then: Bibliogryphon - bg Book - bk Captain Chorizo - cc The Dead Cow - dc Deadsox - ds Deathers - de Death Impends - di Drol - dr Dr_T - dt Gcreptile - gr Gooseberry Crumble - gc JiroemonKimura - jk JoeyRuss - jr Lard Bazaar - lb Lozzie - lo Maryportfuncity - mp Morbidkid - mk msc - ms NotSirPeterMaxwellDavies - ns Pedro67 - pd Perenielllurker - pl Pistol Knight - pk Prosperina - pr RadGuy - rg Rockhopper Penguin - rh Rotten Ali - ra SantaBunny - sb Sean of the Dead - sd Switch - sw Toast - to The Unknown Man - tu Whitehouse - wh YoungWillz - yw Youwanticewiththat - yr We needed some new blood to freshen the presentation team; this year we sauced faded pop king David Cassidy Hall of Fame: Raskolnikov - 2009 Champion: No champion 2010 DDT - 2011 Champion Spade Cooley - 2012 Champion DDT - 2013 Champion Death Impends - 2014 Champion MSC - 2015 Champion DDT - 2016 Champion Death Impends - 2017 Champion 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,708 Posted November 4, 2016 Let's Have a Look at the old Scoreboard! Death Impends - 2073 Dead Cow - 1772 JoeyRuss - 1761 Pedro67 - 1425 Maryport - 1407 Deadsox - 1402 msc - 1079 pts Drol - 1066 Gcreptile - 1059 Dr_T - 1057 Switch - 716 Toast - 716 RadGuy - 708 Santabunny - 705 Rockhopper Penguin - 702 JiroemonKimura - 358 Book - 358 Captain Chorizo - 355 MorbidKid - 355 Shaun of the Dead - 355 Gooseberry Crumble - 352 Youwanticewiththat - 352 The Unknown Man - 350 And check it against the List of the Lost: 2 Jan: Jan Pruitt – ms - 363 7 Jan: Mario Soares – bk, dc*, di*, dr*, ds, gr, jk, jr, mp, ms*, pd*, rg, sw*, to* - 358 10 Jan: Claire Hollingworth – cc, dc, di, dt, jr, mk, mp, pd, sb, sd - 355 11 Jan: Christopher Wilkins – dc, di, gr, jr, pd - 354 EXECUTION 13 Jan: Anthony Armstrong-Jones – gc, yr - 352 14 Jan: Zhou Yougang – di, dt*, rh* - 351 15 Jan: Jimmy Snuka – dr, ds, sb, rg, tu - 350 pts 18 Jan: Ricky Javon Gray – dc, di, ds*, gr, jr*, mp* - 347 pts EXECUTION 19 Jan: Mark Sims – dc, ds, jr, rg, to - 346 pts - Gifting JoeyRuss second place and Dead Cow third place Podium sorted - game over!! Forsyth's fury at our continued interest in his well-being finally erupts! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,708 Posted November 4, 2016 Ah, I spy the Masterlist! Ms Katona presides over the post of possibles (she may be krazy but is she a karker?) * = Joker al Baghdadi Abu Bakr - ds Imam Ahmad Abdelati - dt Cindy Adams – gc Richard Adams – mp – DNS DUE TO DEATH Rodney Alcala - dr Gregorio Conrado Alvarez - jk - DNS DUE TO DEATH Katie Anderson – de Ursula Andress – gc Allan Arkin – wh Anthony Armstrong-Jones – gc, yr Alan Aspin – cc, gr, jr, rg Diana Athill – bk, lb Ronald Atkins - pk Colin Baddiel – mp John Bain - ra Tom Baker - yr Bob Barker – dt Edward Barnes - yr Pope Benedict – sb. yw Tony Bennett - lo John Benoit - jk Daisy Berkowitz – mk, sd, tu Ruth Berry - de Lilliane Bettancourt – bg, sd Joyce Bevir - de Rodney Bewes – bg Justin Beiber – ns John Bird – pl Angelo Bissessarsingh - di Ray Blacklock - gr Jenn Blake – ms Hamiet Bluiett – dc Richard Blum - gr James Bolam - pl Nick Boles – ds, jk, yw Morrie Boogaart - gr Tony Booth – dc, di, dr, ds, dt, jr, lb, mk, mp, ns, sb, sd, tu Patti Boyd - yr Leah Bracknell – bk*, cc*, dr, ds, dt, jk, lb, lo*, mk, ns, pd, ra, sb, sd, sw, tu* Ian Brady – jk, jr, ns, pd, yr Tim Brook-Taylor – pl Violet Brown – de Warren Buffet – wh Jason Busby – ms George HW Bush – dt, gc, ns, sb Colin Butts – ds Iain Byland - ms Gay Byrne - dr Montserrat Caballe - lb Earl Cameron – bg Bessie Camm – de, mk, mp, pd, rh, sd Glen Campbell – dr, ns, to Jane Campbell – bg Pierre Cardin - bk Diane sera Carey - pd Mary Carlisle – gc, pd Keion Carpenter – dc, mp – DNS DUE TO DEATH Pearl Carr – bg Desmond Carrington – lb, pk, yw Peter Carrington - pk Jimmy Carter – mk, pk Carol Channing - ra Kosoul Chanthakoummane - pd Cher – bg Jacques Chirac – ra*,to Errol Christie – bk, cc, dc, di, dr, dt, jr, lo, mk, mp, ns*,ra, rg, rh, sb*, sd* , sw, tu Ysanne Churchman – bg Helen Clare - pd Elvira Clarke - de Ralph Clark - lb Ramsey Clark – gc Beverley Cleary – lo Sean Connery - yr Prof. Irwin Corey – ds Liam Cosgrave – ns Sara Coward – bk, dc, di, dr, gr, jr, mp, ms, pd, rg, sd, to Bill Crider – cc Barry Cryer – pl Tim Curry - ra Ray Davies - yr Liz Dawn – bg, lo, sb Eileen Derbyshire - yw Salvatore DiMasi – yw* Ken Dodd – pl Brent Doeden – gr* Shannon Doherty – bk, sw, yr, yw Bob Dole - ra Fats Domino – ns Francis Dorris – ds Roy Dotrice - to Kate Ann Douglas - cc Kirk Douglas – bg, bk, lo, pk, ra, rh, wh Gord Downie – bk, cc, dr, ds, dt, jk, mk, mp, ms, rg, sb, sw, tu, yw Brian Doyle - gr Alice Ducat – de, mp Margaret Dunbar - de John Edrich - yr Rayya Elias - ms William J Ely – rh Don Everly – wh Helen Fawkes - sw Magda Fedor – rh Leonard Fenton - lb Lawrence Ferlinghetti - yw George Fernandes – mk, sd Carrie Fisher – wh – DNS DUE TO DEATH June Foray - pd Bruce Forsyth – dr, dt, jr, lb, lo, ns, pl, rh, sw, to, yr* Geoff Fox - sw Connie Francis – gc William Frankland – rh Pete Frates – cc Jane Freeman – lo Stephen Fry – pl Katherine Fryer – ns, rh Alberto Fujimori - dc Zsa Zsa Gabor – bg, gc, mk, sd -DNS DUE TO DEATH Jill Gascoine – lb, sd, to, yw Paul Gascoigne - lb Greg Gilbert – dr, jk, lb, rg Lewis Gilbert – bg Gaston Glock - lb Julie Goodyear - gc Rev. Billy Graham – bk, dr, ds, dt, gr, lb, lo, mk, pk*, ra, sd, tu Ricky Javon Gray – dc, di, ds*, gr, jr*, mp* Joe Green - di Vanessa Greene – cc, ms Beryl le Gros - de Gene Hackman – wh, yr Kay Hagan - di Sir Peter Hall - to Kris Hallenga – rg, wh Luke Halpin - bk, mk Scott Hamilton - sw Alice Hamilton-Byrne - mp Sarah Hankins – jr, ms, rg* Valerie Harper – ra, sw, tu Sid Hartman – jr Olivia de Havilland – bk, pd, pk, sb Bob Hawke – gc Stephen Hawking – gc, ra Roy Head – di Ken Hechler – mk, sb, sd – DNS DUE TO DEATH Bobby "The Brain" Heenan – yw Hugh Hefner – tu, yw Henrik Prince of Denmark – gc* Steve Hewlitt – cc, yw Dame Felicity Barbara Hill - pk Matt Hirst – dt, ms Polo Hofer - jk Claire Hollingworth – cc, dc, di, dt, jr, mk, mp, pd, sb, sd Ian Holm - yr Anna Holmlund – jk, ms, rg James Hong - wh Johan Van Hulst – rh John Hurt - yr Jeremy Hutchinson – bg* Lee Iacoca – wh Joe Jackson – lo Clive James – ra, tu Grand Duke Jean of Luxembourg – bk, gr Johnny – Dambuster – Johnson - pd Quincy Jones – lo Tanya Jones – lb* Terry Jones - pl Charles K Kao – sd Helen Kaye – de Maurice Kaye – de Gerald Kaufman - lb Lee Kerslake - yw Val Kilmer – jk, ra, sw Henry Kissinger - pk Barys Kit – rh, sb Baroness Jill Knight – gc Mao Kobayashi – cc, dc, mp Helmut Kohl – bk, ra Yisrael Kristal – di, ds, mk, pk, sd Dilip Kumar – rh Sasha Lakovic – cc, dr, ds, gr, jk*, jr, mp, ms, rg, sw Karl Lagerfeld – wh* Melvin Laird – gc – DNS Due to Death Bruce Langhorne – jk Joyce Lathbury - de Caroline Laws – ms Sharon Laws - rg Cloris Leachman – wh Vicki Letele – mp, ms Jerry Lewis – pl Jeanne Little – dt Carol Lloyd - di Norman Lloyd – lo, pd Joy Lofthouse - pd Jada Logan - rg Lindsay Lohan – ns Heidi Loughlin – jr Frank Lucas – dc Don Lusk – bg, rh, wh Loretta Lynn – bk, gc Vera Lynn – lo, pk, sb Wade MacLeod - jk Shane MacGowan – ns Craig MacGregor - ds Hector MacMillan – cc Lisa Magill - rg Imelda Marcos – sb Bill Macy – lo John Manners - pk Leo Marjane - sb - DNS DUE TO DEATH Rose Marie – sb Baroness Masham of Ilton – sb Brian Matthew – pk Roberta McCain – gc Sean McEniff – dc, jk Tracy McGiffin – cc, ms, ns, rg Paul McGill – ms Martin McGuinness – to Colin Meads - jk Shelia Mercier - yw King Michael of Romania – bk, cc, dc, di, dr, ds, dt, jr, mk*, mp, rg, sd, to, tu, yw Mary Midgeley – ns Joni Mitchell – ns, sb, to Roger Moore – wh Terry Moore - pd Emma Morano – dc, de*, ds, dt, mk, mp, pd, pk, rh, sb, sd Stirling Moss - to Robert Mugabe – ns Brian Murphy – pl Pete Murray - to Nicola Murrells - rg Catherine Nevin – ms John Newman – sw, tu Jack Nicholson – wh, yr John Noakes – sd Oliver Nome – di, gr, jk Dennis Norden – dc, pl Kim Novak – wh Gemma Nuttall – cc Ryan O’Neal – wh Jeffrey Palmer – pl Nicholas Parsons - pl Julia Perez - jr Javier Perez de Cuellar - tu Martin Peters - mp, to Prince Philip – bk, pk, sb, tu Leslie Philips – bg, gc, pl, sb, to, yr Larry Pickering - dc Sidney Poitier – bg, lo Brunhilde Pomsel – di, mp, rh Jim Prior – bg – DNS DUE TO DEATH David Prowse – lb, wh Jan Pruitt – ms Nabeel Querishi – cc Chris Rea – yr Sumner Redstone – gr, ra, yw Burt Reynolds – lo, yr Debbie Reynolds – lo, pk – DNS DUE TO DEATH Little Richard - ra Simon Ricketts – dr, ms Dan Rickles - ns John Rigas – cc David Rockefeller – bk, lo, pd, pk William Russell – bg Craig Sagar – mk – DNS DUE TO DEATH Peter Sallis – bg, di, pk, pl, to Connie Sawyer – dt Aharon Yehuda Leib Shteinman – di, gr Piers Sellers – bg, cc, mk, sb – DNS DUE TO DEATH Connie Sawyer – rh Prunella Scales – pl, wh Mohammed-Reza Shajaran - dc William Shatner – wh TG Sheppard - jr George P Shultz – gc, yw Michael Schumacher – jk Mark Sims – dc, ds, jr, rg, to Barbara Sinatra – gc Jagraj Singh - gr Peter Skellern – bg, dr, jk, mk, mp, pd, rg, sw Alice Sleaford - de Alf Smith - de Huston Smith – sd - DNS DUE TO DEATH Jimmy Snuka – dr, ds, sb, rg, tu Mario Soares – bk, dc*, di*, dr*, ds, gr, jk, jr, mp, ms*, pd*, rg, sw*, to* Zoltan Sorasy – cc, pk June Spencer – bg Ian St John – ra, tu Jackie Stallone - bk Dennis Stamp – dr, gr Freddy Starr - yr Stefan Karl Stefansson – lb, lo, mk, sw, tu Nobby Stiles – jk, jr, mk, sd, to, tu, yw Dave Strader - gr Steve Sumner – dc, di, ds, dt, lb, mk, ms, rg, sw, to Taylor Swift – ns Nabi Tajima - de Jimmy Tarbuck – pl Mary Taylor – de Norman Tebbit – gc, rh Katsumi Tezuka – rh Ricky Tomlinson – pl Donald Trump - dc Desmond Tutu – bk, ra, yw Cicely Tyson - lo Mary Tyler Moore – bg, tu Gudren Ure – bg, lb Brian Urquart - lb Paul Van-Zandvliet – jr Marieke Vervoort - sw Rick Wakeman - yr Murray Walker – dt Jane Webster – de Bob Weighton - de Wim Wenders – wh Josst van der Westhuizen – rh, sw, to, tu John Wetton – cc, dr, ds, jk, mp, ra, sw, yw Eileen Whelen – dt Betty White – sb June Whitfield - pl Christopher Wilkins – dc, di, gr, jr, pd Mary Wilson – bg, dt, gc, pk Ray Wilson - sd Richard Wilson – pl* Elder Roma Wilson - rh Dale Winton – gc Tyrus Wong - rh - DNS DUE TO DEATH Joanne Woodward – lo, mk, sd Herman Wouk – pk, tu Peter Wyngarde - yr Chuck Yeager – wh Zhou Yougang – di, dt*, rh* Mikhail Zadornov - sw Bobby Zarin – gr Jessi Zazu – dr Jiang Zemin - ra Izabella Zielinska - ns 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,708 Posted November 4, 2016 Who are you calling sick? We have proper rules and everything: Deathrace 2017 - Those Rules in Full: 1 - The object of the Deathrace is to be the first contestant to reach 2017 points. 2 - To enter the Deathrace a contestant must have:i: a team of twenty topplers ("topplers" must be at least 18 years old on 1 Jan 2017; but are otherwise mainly unrestricted). ii: Deathlist membership (i.e. be at least a pointless ranter and at most a dedicated Cumbrian corpse hound, or summat) 2a: A player may enter as many team members facing state execution as s/he wants but said picks will only count for deathrace points if they die by means other than state execution - murder, suicide, ill health etc. 3 - Entries close promptly at midnight on 30 December and entry can be made either by sending a team of twenty to MPFC via PM hereabouts and/or by posting a team of twenty on the Deathrace 2017 thread. 4 - Players score points every time a team member dies and accrues an obit (see point 9 below) and the score for each death is calculated as one point for each complete calendar day remaining in 2017 after the death of the team member; so a death on 1 January earns 365 pts, a death on 2 January earns 364 pts etc. 5 - Each team must nominate one member as a joker and the joker scores double points on death. 6 - The winner is the first player to reach or exceed 2017 pts. 7 - In the event that a death or deaths on a specific day push more than one player beyond a winning score the player with the highest overall score will be deemed to be the winner. 8 - In the event that two or more players tie for victory a Deathrace play off will ensue with all potential winners continuing to compete until such time as one potential winner scores more points than any other potential winner (such points continuing to be accrued as per the scoring system described in point 4 above). 9 - An "obit" in the context of the Deathrace is any news report in English from a reliable source. Such sources include - but are not limited to - UK national press, UK national broadcast organisations, foreign press and broadcast organisations with an English language thread to their communication, trade press in English, local news organisations reporting in English and coverage in specialist online sites, such as those monitoring the well-being of super-centenarians. Where dispute arises over the qualifying nature of a news source for obit purposes MPFC's decision is final. But he wants fast and furious competition and is generally very amenable to low hanging dead pool fruit of all varieties. 10 - To qualify for entry purposes team members must be alive at 00-01 hrs on 1 January 2017 or qualify for the Raymond Hewlitt Memorial Exemption (RHME) (see point 11). 11 - In honour of everybody's favourite Maddie-implicated paedo scum a candidate widely believed to be alive on 1 January and subsequently proven to have died previously will be awarded 366 points in the event that a Deathrace qualifying obit subsequently appears for said candidate. In the event that a Deathrace qualifying obit for the candidate is subsequently proven to have existed prior to commencement of the Deathrace all points will be voided. RHME points are only available during competition and in the event that a winner has been declared before discovery of a qualifyiing RHME candidate no revision of the final result will occur. Similarly, if some lucky candidate is awarded RHME points and these points are still in play at the time a winner is declared the points will not subsequently be voided and may - therefore - count towards a championship. All disputes relating to RHME will be resolved by the astute judgement of MPFC and there is no appeals procedure (though all sides of opionion are warmly invited to liven up the Deathrace thread by venting their fury). 11a - Similarly to pt 11 above, if an obited death occurs during play of the Deathrace and is missed despite MPFC's best efforts to stay in touch and/or the spirited efforts of Deathrace participants and said death is missed in totting up points, after which a winner is declared, then this death will not count for competition purposes. The same is true in the case of a known death gathering a late obit and therefore allowing some other competitor to be declared a winner. All disputes relating to rule 11a will be resolved by the astute judgement of MPFC and there is no appeals procedure (though all sides of opionion are warmly invited to liven up the Deathrace thread by venting their fury). 12 - In the event that Deathlist editing options or other online trickery is discovered to have been employed in the editing of teams, those duly fingered for such cheating will be removed from the Deathrace and banned for life from subsequent entry into Deathraces. 13 - The prize will be awarded as follows:i: Should the winner agree to attend a DLCon with MPFC a double measure of alcholic drinks (pints, wine or spirits) will be supplied by MPFC along with much hearty congratulations and back-slapping. ii: A carefully chosen and appropriate prize will be posted to the winner (such as the DVD copy of the original Deathrace movie supplied to the 2009 champion). iii: MPFC will make a charitable donation to a cause of the winner's choice (as has been the case with four of the five existing winnings of the Deathrace). This course of action is highly encouraged and is known to show dead poolers as something other than the sicko scum many ranters believe us to be. AND FINALLY...A masterlist of entries will be posted after the closing date. MPFC will undertake to update the scoreboard at least once every seven days. On completion of Deathrace activities the thread will get lively for a short while as losing contestants and spectactors offer well-deserved congratulations to the skilful and highly talented new champion, after which time it is expected that the cooling corpse of the thread will be allowed to gently sink into oblivion. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,655 Posted November 4, 2016 Entry sent with subs. Thank you Maryport for your dedication in bringing us this exciting competition once again. It should be televised it is certainly more exciting than golf. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,278 Posted November 4, 2016 Bit early for me, how well do I remember the Greville Janner gambit from last year! I'll be in, just not as sharp as some. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,708 Posted November 4, 2016 Reet, all the preparation is done - get posting, or summat! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Switch 141 Posted November 4, 2016 Jānis Vaišļa, who helped me out a lot this year, didn't announce his illness until mid-December. I will wait before sending in my lsit, just in case I can again find someone completely off the radar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,565 Posted November 4, 2016 My usual PM will be with you as close to the deadline as is possible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,282 Posted November 4, 2016 I will enter, but it will be as close to the 31st of December as possible Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,371 Posted November 4, 2016 1)Errol Christie Joker 2)Leah Bracknell 3)Daisy Berkowitz 4)Lilianne Bettencourt 5)Charles K Kao 6) George Fernandes 7)Joanne Woodward 8)Emma Morano 9)Yisrael Kristal 10)Bessie Camm 11)Clare Hollingworth 12)Piers Sellers 13)Peter Skellern 14)King Michael of Romania 15)Huston Smith 16)Ken Hechler 17)Tony Booth 18)Zsa Zsa Gabor 19)Billy Graham 20)Nobby Stiles 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,655 Posted November 4, 2016 1)Errol Christie Joker 2)Leah Bracknell 3)Daisy Berkowitz 4)Lilianne Bettencourt 5)Charles K Kao 6) George Fernandes 7)Joanne Woodward 8)Emma Morano 9)Yisrael Kristal 10)Bessie Camm 11)Clare Hollingworth 12)Piers Sellers 13)Peter Skellern 14)King Michael of Romania 15)Huston Smith 16)Ken Hechler 17)Tony Booth 18)Zsa Zsa Gabor 19)Billy Graham 20)Nobby Stiles Well I didn't know that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,708 Posted November 4, 2016 TWO teams now entered - so a genuine competition 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,655 Posted November 4, 2016 TWO teams now entered - so a genuine competition Like the US election! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,371 Posted November 4, 2016 1)Errol Christie Joker 2)Leah Bracknell 3)Daisy Berkowitz 4)Lilianne Bettencourt 5)Charles K Kao 6) George Fernandes 7)Joanne Woodward 8)Emma Morano 9)Yisrael Kristal 10)Bessie Camm 11)Clare Hollingworth 12)Piers Sellers 13)Peter Skellern 14)King Michael of Romania 15)Huston Smith 16)Ken Hechler 17)Tony Booth 18)Zsa Zsa Gabor 19)Billy Graham 20)Nobby Stiles Well I didn't know that. In the spirit of the high court decision of giving your hand away before the startline I thought I would let the cat out of the bag. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,655 Posted November 4, 2016 1)Errol Christie Joker 2)Leah Bracknell 3)Daisy Berkowitz 4)Lilianne Bettencourt 5)Charles K Kao 6) George Fernandes 7)Joanne Woodward 8)Emma Morano 9)Yisrael Kristal 10)Bessie Camm 11)Clare Hollingworth 12)Piers Sellers 13)Peter Skellern 14)King Michael of Romania 15)Huston Smith 16)Ken Hechler 17)Tony Booth 18)Zsa Zsa Gabor 19)Billy Graham 20)Nobby Stiles Well I didn't know that. In the spirit of the high court decision of giving your hand away before the startline I thought I would let the cat out of the bag. I commend your research. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 8,066 Posted November 4, 2016 Will submit mine via PM close to the deadline. Haven't decided yet whether I'll submit a hybrid of DDP and non-DDP names like I usually do or instead opt for my planned DDP roster with perhaps room made for a couple obscure people who fall at death's door after Christmas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JiroemonKimura 95 Posted November 4, 2016 I will enter, but it will be as close to the 31st of December as possible Don't get too close... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,708 Posted November 4, 2016 I will enter, but it will be as close to the 31st of December as possible Don't get too close... Aye, it's traditional that someone crashes and burns before the start - we could aim to avoid that for all concerned this year 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,082 Posted November 5, 2016 Bit early for me, how well do I remember the Greville Janner gambit from last year! I'll be in, just not as sharp as some. I feel ya, Y-Dub. I know most here are obsessed all year, but I don't even start contemplating my teams or who be illin until December. I guess it shows. SC 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bluejay 8 Posted November 6, 2016 That fella known as The Cryptkeeper (from Yes/Asia) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,383 Posted November 15, 2016 My entry will be posted fairly soon. Thanks for your efforts and dedication. ☺👍 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,383 Posted November 15, 2016 Here are my 20 entries for Deathrace 2017 1) George P Shultz (Former Secretary of state under Ronald Reagan) 2) Lord Snowden (ex husband of Princess Margaret) 3) Melvin Laird (Former Secretary of Defence under Richard Nixon) 4) Bob Hawke (Former prime minister of Australia) 5) Henrik Prince of Denmark (husband of Queen of Denmark) 6) George Bush senior (Former US President) 7) Mary Carlisle (former silent movie star) 8) Dale Winton British TV personality 9) Baroness Jill Knight (former Tory MP and now a retired peer I think?) 10) Leslie Phillips -British actor 11) Norman Tebbit (former Tory cabinet minister under Thatcher) 12) Stephen Hawking World famous physicist 13) Zsa Zsa Gabor ageing Hollywood legend 14) Mary Wilson (widow of British Prime minister Harold Wilson) 15) Connie Francis American singer 16) Loretta Lynn Country and western singer 17) Julie Goodyear - legendary Coronation Street actress 18) Roberta McCain (mother of former US presidential contender and war hero John McCain) 19) Barbara Sinatra -widow of Frank Sinatra 20) Ursula Andress Former bond girl My joker is Henrik Prince of Denmark. Many thanks again. ☺👍 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,371 Posted November 15, 2016 Here are my 20 entries for Deathrace 2017 1) George P Shultz (Former Secretary of state under Ronald Reagan) 2) Lord Snowden (ex husband of Princess Margaret) 3) Melvin Laird (Former Secretary of Defence under Richard Nixon) 4) Bob Hawke (Former prime minister of Australia) 5) Henrik Prince of Denmark (husband of Queen of Denmark) 6) George Bush senior (Former US President) 7) Mary Carlisle (former silent movie star) 8) Dale Winton British TV personality 9) Baroness Jill Knight (former Tory MP and now a retired peer I think?) 10) Leslie Phillips -British actor 11) Norman Tebbit (former Tory cabinet minister under Thatcher) 12) Stephen Hawking World famous physicist 13) Zsa Zsa Gabor ageing Hollywood legend 14) Mary Wilson (widow of British Prime minister Harold Wilson) 15) Connie Francis American singer 16) Loretta Lynn Country and western singer 17) Julie Goodyear - legendary Coronation Street actress 18) Roberta McCain (mother of former US presidential contender and war hero John McCain) 19) Barbara Sinatra -widow of Frank Sinatra 20) Ursula Andress Former bond girl My joker is Henrik Prince of Denmark. Many thanks again. ☺👍 Thats a decent list there. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,383 Posted November 15, 2016 Here are my 20 entries for Deathrace 2017 1) George P Shultz (Former Secretary of state under Ronald Reagan) 2) Lord Snowden (ex husband of Princess Margaret) 3) Melvin Laird (Former Secretary of Defence under Richard Nixon) 4) Bob Hawke (Former prime minister of Australia) 5) Henrik Prince of Denmark (husband of Queen of Denmark) 6) George Bush senior (Former US President) 7) Mary Carlisle (former silent movie star) 8) Dale Winton British TV personality 9) Baroness Jill Knight (former Tory MP and now a retired peer I think?) 10) Leslie Phillips -British actor 11) Norman Tebbit (former Tory cabinet minister under Thatcher) 12) Stephen Hawking World famous physicist 13) Zsa Zsa Gabor ageing Hollywood legend 14) Mary Wilson (widow of British Prime minister Harold Wilson) 15) Connie Francis American singer 16) Loretta Lynn Country and western singer 17) Julie Goodyear - legendary Coronation Street actress 18) Roberta McCain (mother of former US presidential contender and war hero John McCain) 19) Barbara Sinatra -widow of Frank Sinatra 20) Ursula Andress Former bond girl My joker is Henrik Prince of Denmark. Many thanks again. ☺ Thats a decent list there. Thanks very much Shaun -My list for your pool will be different but hopefully just as decent! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
