Sean 5,997 Posted November 22, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #34 Ian Brady So old and so long banged up he's only known to the world in black and white and his cool stylish look has come back into fashion at least three times since he last had a chance to nip down the street and buy fags. His ongoing negotiations about his own death and whether he'll ever help people locate the final body (Keith Bennett) from the killing spree keep him semi-famous; but qualifying obits were assured from the day he was convicted, anyway. The Grim Reaper could hardly make a more welcome call in December as far as much of Britain is concerned - sadly only one of us could snag him in the Advent Avalanch Was having a conversation yesterday about how the media demised Hindley more than Brady but I argue that although she was dubbed the most hated woman in Britain he was probably the most hated man in Vritain.Well either him or Peter Sutcliffe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,013 Posted November 22, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #34 Ian Brady So old and so long banged up he's only known to the world in black and white and his cool stylish look has come back into fashion at least three times since he last had a chance to nip down the street and buy fags. His ongoing negotiations about his own death and whether he'll ever help people locate the final body (Keith Bennett) from the killing spree keep him semi-famous; but qualifying obits were assured from the day he was convicted, anyway. The Grim Reaper could hardly make a more welcome call in December as far as much of Britain is concerned - sadly only one of us could snag him in the Advent Avalanch Was having a conversation yesterday about how the media demised Hindley more than Brady but I argue that although she was dubbed the most hated woman in Britain he was probably the most hated man in Vritain.Well either him or Peter Sutcliffe. All of which is good news to people who are merely highly unpopular - like Sting Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,903 Posted November 22, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #35 Mac DeMarco Canadian Singer-Songwriter No known drug addictions or health problems,but his love of Viceroy cigarettes can not be overlooked. Smoking already took the likes of George Burns and Johannes Heesters from the world years before their time. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 10,044 Posted November 22, 2016 I can not take part to this deadpool, so good luck to everyone who will be in. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,119 Posted November 22, 2016 I can not take part to this deadpool, so good luck to everyone who will be in. Wish you could join, but I'm sure there will be competition in this anyways. Maybe you can join next year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,013 Posted November 22, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #36 Michael J. Fox Afflicted actor on the way down. Not thought to be knocking on death's door just yet but a few celebs have checked out in 2016 without due warning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,119 Posted November 22, 2016 The selection of your candidates for the Advent Avalanche Deadpool is now 7 and a half days away. While there will certainly be some regulars participating, the question on my mind right now is how many of the deadpooling legends will show. Will DevonDeathTrip decide to send his magic hand of death to that poor terminally ill person who made the news? Will Death Impends win this dead pool along with the title of the DDP champion? Or will three time DDP champion Spade decide to ignore the fact that 'Roey Juss' is running this dead pool and instead pick that terminally janitor to win it all? Only time will tell. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,365 Posted November 23, 2016 I can confirm I'll be partaking in the festive frenzy. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,013 Posted November 23, 2016 Reet, so I'm in a lockdown kinda situation at work on 30 Nov meaning I'll be late to the party. Assuming there's still a space I'll give it a Desmond Carrington, or summat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,119 Posted November 24, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #37: Fidel Castro This legendary politician is known for winning the Cuban Revolution and then becoming dictator for many years until 2008, where he stepped down due to failing health. Will Christmas finally prove to be the time that he will be in exile with more than 1 million people? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,013 Posted November 24, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #38 Philip Pullman Young adult writing legend but recently fingered in the ideas and possibles thread hereabouts as "very ill." Fairly lively official website has nowt much to say on the matter but a few of the 2016 carkers - Bowie, Cohen - simply went without due warning in the middle of apparently busy working lives. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 19,014 Posted November 26, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #37: Fidel Castro This legendary politician is known for winning the Cuban Revolution and then becoming dictator for many years until 2008, where he stepped down due to failing health. Will Christmas finally prove to be the time that he will be in exile with more than 1 million people? No longer qualifies. Does Not Start. Dead. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,119 Posted November 26, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #37: Fidel Castro This legendary politician is known for winning the Cuban Revolution and then becoming dictator for many years until 2008, where he stepped down due to failing health. Will Christmas finally prove to be the time that he will be in exile with more than 1 million people? No longer qualifies. Does Not Start. Dead. Typical politicians... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,119 Posted November 26, 2016 With the event now being 4 days away, I hope you got your picks chosen or if not, narrowed down to a few picks. If you don't have one selected, you can always look at the death slam guide entries, as all of them, apart from Lupita Tovar and Fidel Castro, are eligible to be selected. Last thing: please select ONE name at a time. If your pick gets taken, you can pick someone else who isn't picked yet. Of course, only 24 members BESIDES the host can participate (and the host can't pick anyone until everyone has their picks selected, so I'm not expecting Errol Christie or Leah Bracknell). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weebl 216 Posted November 26, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #11 John Wetton: Prog rocker who collaborated with bands such as Yes, Roxy Music and Genesis. However, his most famous stints are his time as lead singer of King Crimson before Robert Fripp disbanded the band for a while, and as the front man for Asia, a band that is still around to this day. Recently, he has gotten a ton of health issues, ranging from metastatic cancer, heart problems, and most recently, septic shock. Only time will time if he'll get the Christmas gift of death. If he gets picked for the main DeathList and does indeed pass away in 2017, the title headline should be "The Smile Has Left His Eyes" referring to the Asia song "The Smile Has Left Your Eyes". Also, I'm presuming you meant to write "only time will tell" instead of "only time will time"? Because "Only Time Will Tell" is also a song by Asia, from their debut album. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weebl 216 Posted November 26, 2016 Death Slam Guide #6 Zsa Zsa effing Gabor! Multiple marriage specialist and long-standing toppler tease who's rapidly running out of extremities to stand anything on. There are those who claim her to be immortal and more pragmatic types who'd argue we should pay out the points the second the selected amputations around her body tip 51% of what she used to have. Then again, she might die in December! Scary looking - looks like she's had plastic surgery done to her face so it kinda looks younger but the rest of her looks as old as she actually is Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weebl 216 Posted November 26, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #16 Clare Hollingworth One of the first high profile female British journalists.Worked for the telegraph in 1939 and was the first journalist to break the news of WW2.Her career carried on across the cold war and she reported from nearly every country in the world.Currently lives in Hong Kong after moving thinking China would be the next big superpower.Now 105 completely blind suffering from dementia and has suffered several heart attacks and strokes.Is a tough old bird who can still walk with assistance and travel to a nearby restaurant for champagne. Wow, she's quite something! Not saying I would like Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weebl 216 Posted November 26, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #17 Justin Beiber: This is the devil. His annoying voice with the generic and bland music makes him both one of the most beloved and hated artists of all time (hope everyone goes with the latter). Having been through a lot of controversy, will a drug overdose on Christmas Day end his purpose in life to torment us? You don't seriously think Justin Bieber is serious Deathlist material, do you? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,119 Posted November 26, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #17 Justin Beiber: This is the devil. His annoying voice with the generic and bland music makes him both one of the most beloved and hated artists of all time (hope everyone goes with the latter). Having been through a lot of controversy, will a drug overdose on Christmas Day end his purpose in life to torment us? You don't seriously think Justin Bieber is serious Deathlist material, do you? I don't. I just wanted to diss Justin Beiber Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,933 Posted November 26, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #17 Justin Beiber: This is the devil. His annoying voice with the generic and bland music makes him both one of the most beloved and hated artists of all time (hope everyone goes with the latter). Having been through a lot of controversy, will a drug overdose on Christmas Day end his purpose in life to torment us? To be honest I like some of his music. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,013 Posted November 26, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #16 Clare Hollingworth One of the first high profile female British journalists.Worked for the telegraph in 1939 and was the first journalist to break the news of WW2.Her career carried on across the cold war and she reported from nearly every country in the world.Currently lives in Hong Kong after moving thinking China would be the next big superpower.Now 105 completely blind suffering from dementia and has suffered several heart attacks and strokes.Is a tough old bird who can still walk with assistance and travel to a nearby restaurant for champagne. Wow, she's quite something! Not saying I would like Wouldn't it be funny if someone tried to teach her to suck eggs! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 5,997 Posted November 26, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #39 Reverend Billy Graham Now 98 nearly deaf and blind.On Oxygen and suffering from Parkinsons and has previously had prostate cancer and broken hips as well as many other health issues.Could the poster who picks him on advent avalanche have their prayers answered this December? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,013 Posted November 26, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #39 Reverend Billy Graham Now 98 nearly deaf and blind.On Oxygen and suffering from Parkinsons and has previously had prostate cancer and broken hips as well as many other health issues.Could the poster who picks him on advent avalanche have their prayers answered this December? It'd be a double whammy; he's one of three remaining breathers on my HPDP 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 5,997 Posted November 26, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #40 Ruth Bader Ginsburg The oldest serving supreme court judge in the US is 83 has heart problems and has previously suffered from colon and pancreatic cancer.Could her death this Christmas end a terrible year for American Liberals with Donald Trump replacing her with a staunch right wing judge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 5,997 Posted November 26, 2016 Death Slam Form Guide #39 Reverend Billy Graham Now 98 nearly deaf and blind.On Oxygen and suffering from Parkinsons and has previously had prostate cancer and broken hips as well as many other health issues.Could the poster who picks him on advent avalanche have their prayers answered this December? It'd be a double whammy; he's one of three remaining breathers on my HPDP Who are the other two? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
