msc 18,372 Posted March 21, 2017 Don't laugh, Maryport, you just need one of your unique folk to snuff it to go level with Spade as it stands. You'd need a second death as I'm pretty sure "youngest age average" would favour Spade. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,207 Posted March 21, 2017 People can send teams in now, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,372 Posted March 21, 2017 1 hour ago, msc said: we're now open for teams 1 minute ago, joeyruss said: People can send teams in now, right? ^ see above Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,541 Posted March 21, 2017 1 hour ago, msc said: Don't laugh, Maryport, you just need one of your unique folk to snuff it to go level with Spade as it stands. You'd need a second death as I'm pretty sure "youngest age average" would favour Spade. Aye, I'd say so and the unique Anne Hamilton-Byrne is 96! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,715 Posted March 21, 2017 10 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said: Aye, I'd say so and the unique Anne Hamilton-Byrne is 96! She's not unique either - Capt Choz has her too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,541 Posted March 21, 2017 31 minutes ago, Grim Up North said: She's not unique either - Capt Choz has her too. FFS - is nowt sacred. She's unique to me on the DDP mind! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pedro67 231 Posted March 21, 2017 Jeez, Deadsox, cant we come up with at least one Snuffing between us ? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoverAndOut 4,682 Posted March 21, 2017 6 minutes ago, Pedro67 said: Jeez, Deadsox, cant we come up with at least one Snuffing between us ? Why couldn't I have had the good fortune to draw one of you fine sirs, or Biblio for that matter, instead of the super-fast starting reptile? Mind you, turns out I'm on a hiding to nothing: If McGuinness' death opens the late March floodgates then my reward is The Dead Cow or Death Impends...talk about a hiding to nothing... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,372 Posted March 21, 2017 It's the luck of the draw, Rover. Not much luck there, I'll admit... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,207 Posted March 21, 2017 17 minutes ago, Pedro67 said: Jeez, Deadsox, cant we come up with at least one Snuffing between us ? Ah, but I remind you of Spade's post... On 2/6/2017 at 07:02, Spade_Cooley said: Ah but as Gianni Brera once said, the perfect game of football would end 0-0. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,372 Posted March 21, 2017 On 06/02/2017 at 13:11, msc said: He also defended catenaccio as the "right of the weak", which I always think of whenever I see Jose Mourinho's teams play. I liked my joke reply to that one, which got entirely no sold. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,896 Posted March 21, 2017 I'm actually relieved I have the tie-breaker, as Rover's team is really not bad. Emma Morano and Glen Campbell could very well be dead by tomorrow... Edit: Martin McGuinness would have been on my team for April. The good names are all dying too fast. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,915 Posted March 21, 2017 Holding my guns till the 31st obv but it's still too difficult to tell if there'll be a clear winner in my matchup before then. If I don't proceed I'll still post my planned team out in the open past closing time, out of curiosity to see how it does. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 20,864 Posted March 21, 2017 Anyone need 8 guaranteed deaths for April? Arkansas' execution list released: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/ap/article-4336310/A-look-inmates-scheduled-die-Arkansas-April.html 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,372 Posted March 21, 2017 7 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: Anyone need 8 guaranteed deaths for April? Arkansas' execution list released: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/ap/article-4336310/A-look-inmates-scheduled-die-Arkansas-April.html Aye, nice try.. On 20/01/2017 at 23:30, msc said: 1. No Kids (thats under the age of 18) 2. No executions (death row candidates only score if they die via other causes, heart attack or what not) 3. No pet dogs or other animals, humans only 4. No ISIS prisoners Or "fucking duh" as I was tempted to put it. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 20,864 Posted March 21, 2017 shows how much attention I paid to my team, I didn't even bother with the rules. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted March 21, 2017 39 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: Anyone need 8 guaranteed deaths for April? Arkansas' execution list released: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/ap/article-4336310/A-look-inmates-scheduled-die-Arkansas-April.html I have not once of pity for anyone of them vile sick monsters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 892 Posted March 21, 2017 3 hours ago, Pedro67 said: Jeez, Deadsox, cant we come up with at least one Snuffing between us ? I know Pedro, we aren't exactly burning up the turf. Maybe the Allies will get Abu Bakr al Baghdadi soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 892 Posted March 21, 2017 3 hours ago, joeyruss said: Ah, but I remind you of Spade's post... On 2/6/2017 at 08:02, Spade_Cooley said: Ah but as Gianni Brera once said, the perfect game of football would end 0-0. Thanks Joey but I don't think that really applies here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,541 Posted March 22, 2017 Readying a fairly competitive round three squad just in case. Since I may well not need 'em thought I'd share the ironic little joke that leaves Reinhard Hardegen on the SUBS bench 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,715 Posted March 22, 2017 I liked the above for two reasons. 1) It was funny. 2) When I saw Mary had posted I presumed Hamilton-Byrne had died so was delighted to read otherwise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dead Cow 620 Posted March 26, 2017 Oliver Nome has died. DI doesn't have him... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,915 Posted March 26, 2017 Gonna have to hope for one of my uniques to topple in the next few days now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,264 Posted March 26, 2017 On 21/03/2017 at 19:48, YoungWillz said: Anyone need 8 guaranteed deaths for April? Arkansas' execution list released: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/ap/article-4336310/A-look-inmates-scheduled-die-Arkansas-April.html No good for the Deathlist cup but certainly allowed in the Elizabethan Deadpool under the rules. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,372 Posted March 26, 2017 As comic book artist Oliver Nome dies, have we just had the most pivotal hit of the round? The Dead Cow takes the lead over one of the Cup favourites with 5 days left! Elsewhere, Gcreptile increases his lead. Rad’s Die-monds in the Sky (Rad Guy) vs Bibliogryphon 1-0 The Dead Cow vs Tommy J’s Eleven to Heaven – Or Elsewhere for Nevin (Death Impends) 8-6 Heef vs Death Comes to Wembley (Garn2) 4-3 Maryportfuncity vs 101 Great Practical Jokes with Luciano Re Cecconi (Spade Cooley) 0-3 Captain Chorizo vs The GUN’11 (Grim Up North) 1-1 The Cooler Name (Switch) vs DDT 0-2 Deadsox vs Pedro67 0-0 Rover’s Rovers (Roverandout) vs “O” (gcreptile) 2-8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites