Maryport's Midsummer Dead Pool 2017

[maryportfuncity 10,239]

3 hours ago, The Dead Cow said:

MMDP Form Guide #15

 

Glen Campbell

 

 

He's had wossitcalled for I can't remember how long now. With his final album due out in June, will he be saying so long, farewell, auf wiedersehen or adieu any time soon, or will the Rhinestone Cowboy still be on the line by the end of April?

 

 

Dead pooling at its best - post of the year contender right there

[Sean 6,086]

MMDP Form Guide 15:Errol Christie

 

Former Boxing Champion Errol Christie has declared "no fight and no surrender" in his battle with lung cancer.How long can he defy the odds?

[Grim Up North 3,592]

MMDP Form Guide #16

 

Everybody's favourite Panamanian, Manuel Noriega.

[maryportfuncity 10,239]

MMMP Form Guide #17

 

 

Gord Downie

 

Tragically Hip singer who's become fashionable amongst a crowd he'd sooner not consider. Brave and prone to pronouncements on his condition but a terminal case with much 2017 dead pooling hope riding on his reducing weight.

[maryportfuncity 10,239]

MMMP Form Guide #18

 

 

 

 

Anne Hamilton-Byrne

Cult leader so self-centered and manipulative you might state the case more accurately if you swapped the L in cult for an N. 96 years old; in palliative care and paying back some of the bad karma because her latter-day fame by way of an expose documentary film near-enough ensures q/o status for all but the hardest hearted deap pools when she finally goes.

[Bibliogryphon 9,073]

MMMP Form Guide #19

 

 

Veteran Character Actor Bernard Hepton who has his own secret army of fans who are plotting for inclusion in the 2018 Deathlist but his expression seems to suggest an early exit would come as a surprise.

 

[Joey Russ 7,148]

You do realize that the numbering is wrong after Glen Campbell, right? Lol. 

[Sean 6,086]

The pic is of Peter Falk though lol

[Grim Up North 3,592]

MMDP Guide #21

 

 

The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies.

 

(For Bernard Hepton and Allo Allo fans everywhere)

[msc 18,044]

MMDP Guide #23 (RIP Maths)

 

 

 

Sri Sri Sri Sivakumara Swamiji

 

A big name in deadpooling.

 

Geddit?

 

Oh suit yourselves...

 

[Grim Up North 3,592]

PS I think you have also corrected the number count discrepancy - I had already missed #20 out to correct the earlier error.

 

EDIT: Sorry missed your 'RIP Maths'

Edited May 4, 2017 by Grim Up North

[Spade_Cooley 9,205]

MMDP Form Guide: π

 

Dina Merrill

 

I've just discovered that Dina Merrill is still alive, so why not Dina Merrill?

[CaptainChorizo 1,932]

MMDP Form Guide: 24

 

 

Monica Vitti 

She has had Alzheimers for almost 2 decades.Other celebrities have died from this,offhand I can't Falking think of  one right now.But it's true

[maryportfuncity 10,239]

MMMDP Form Guide 25

 

 

 

HRH Prince Philip Duke of Edinburgh

 

Of a generation where retirement and death were often mentioned in the same sentence and now looking at a diary that offers little entertainment past his next (96th) birthday. Nailed on Q/O status to boot. Dead pool gold - but is this summer a little premature to pick him?

[Bibliogryphon 9,073]

MMMDP Form Guide 26

 

Denise Bryer now 89 years old the former wife of Nicholas Parsons seldom seen but frequently heard. Recent interest has been sparked by her most famous characters similarity in appearance to a certain Prime Minister who will remain nameless

[Joey Russ 7,148]

MMMDP Form Guide #27

 

 

Want a musician who is only really known in the public for one hit song? Then look no further than the creator of the Pina Colada song, Rupert Holmes.

 

[Bibliogryphon 9,073]

9 minutes ago, Joey Russ said:

MMMDP Form Guide #27

 

 

Want a musician who is only really known in the public for one hit song? Then look no further than the creator of the Pina Colada song, Rupert Holmes.

 

Isn't it sad when Pop Stars end up looking like they should be running a small town hardware store?

[Grim Up North 3,592]

MMDP Form Guide #28ish

 

Let's see who you could have picked.

 

He's had emphysema for ages, he's had three strokes, 'Super, Smashing, Great', but is it possible that someone could hit the Bullseye by picking Jim Bowen?

 

Oh, have I spelt that right? Let's check that with Bully.

 

Moooooo -  his times up I'm afraid. 

 

[Joey Russ 7,148]

MMDP Form Guide #29

 

Catherine Nevin 

 

 

She reportedly have weeks to live. Does she really have that long to live, or is she a fraud in which the top dead poolers fell for?

[Gooseberry Crumble 5,254]

 

I'm going to plump for Italian movie star Gina Lollobrigida. 

 

No exceptionally strong information on her health other than she was hospitalised in January, has recently been through a stressful fake marriage legal case and there hasn't been any health updates since I don't think. So why not?! 

[CaptainChorizo 1,932]

On 5/4/2017 at 16:47, Joey Russ said:

MMMDP Form Guide #27

 

 

Want a musician who is only really known in the public for one hit song? Then look no further than the creator of the Pina Colada song, Rupert Holmes.

 

Doesn't he also have a song about Margaritaville

[Joey Russ 7,148]

7 hours ago, CaptainChorizo said:

Doesn't he also have a song about Margaritaville

That's Jimmy Buffet. 

[maryportfuncity 10,239]

2 hours ago, Joey Russ said:

That's Jimmy Buffet. 

 

MMMDP Form Guide #31

 

Jimmy Buffet

 

 

The guy with the song that some people think was written by Rupert Holmes. Noted for a laid back lifestyle, aged 70 and no apparent health issues. Maryport encourages the other 20 contestants in the MMMDP to take a punt on the likes of Jimmy.

 

[maryportfuncity 10,239]

MMMDP FORM GUIDE #32

 

 

 

David Cassidy

 

Dementia is a curse but at least it offers opportunities to forget the worst haircuts in a decades long entertainment career. Cassidy's dementia is nowhere near Cambellesque levels but his battles with alcohol and habit of driving under the influence has been a fleeting source of excitement for dead poolers. A long shot at the moment but the kind likely to attract much back-slapping online if correctly called.

[msc 18,044]

Form Guide #33

 

 

 

 

Fucking hell, Freddie Jones is still alive!