Maryport's Midsummer Dead Pool 2017

[Bibliogryphon 8,662]

Form Guide #34

 

Another June for June.

 

Veteran Archers actress June Spencer

 

 

[Sean 5,998]

1 minute ago, Bibliogryphon said:

Form Guide #34

 

Another June for June.

 

Veteran Archers actress June Spencer

 

 

 

I would.

[Bibliogryphon 8,662]

1 minute ago, Shaun of the Dead said:

I would.

That explains why she looks so worried.

[Sean 5,998]

1 minute ago, Bibliogryphon said:

That explains why she looks so worried.

[Grim Up North 3,565]

 

They're both looking at the same thing! (or each other?)

[Spade_Cooley 9,022]

MMDP Form Guide 35

 

Kendo Nagasaki

 

 

In any 30-day period you're guaranteed at least two pro-wrestlers of note passing on, so why not cock a snook at any Americans out there and choose one of Blighty's finest to get counted out? Kendo's website lets us know that he was hosting a retreat at the end of April, but contains no updates since. Is Nagasaki about to get wiped out for the second time in 72 years?

[maryportfuncity 10,017]

MMMDP Form Guide #36

 

 

Gudren - Supergran - Ure; b 1926 and speculated upon hereabouts on many occasions. Clearly a tough old cookie (or oatcake) but even her 80's television series fought shy of adding immortality to her list of super-talents.

 

[Sean 5,998]

On 5/9/2017 at 19:32, msc said:

Form Guide #33

 

 

 

 

Fucking hell, Freddie Jones is still alive!

 

He is in Emmerdale now.Looks great for 89.

[maryportfuncity 10,017]

MMMDP Form Guide #37

 

 

 

Sleepy LaBeef

 

Will be 82 in July; assuming he survives the duration of the MMMDP - at which point he may write a song called "Why the Fuck does Everyone Pick Lorretta Lynn When I've got more Miles on the old Body Clock?"

 

Q/O assured for all major dead pools

 

[Bibliogryphon 8,662]

On 2017-5-10 at 22:28, Shaun of the Dead said:

He is in Emmerdale now.Looks great for 89.

Wait until ten past four.

[maryportfuncity 10,017]

MMMDP Form Guide #38

 

 

 

Ian Brady

 

Piss-boiling pustule on the face of the planet and - allegedly - past the point of dead pooling prick tease and well into full blown wank fodder territory as palliative care replaces any lingering arguments about whether he'd be better in bedlam or the slammer. If today's tabloids are to be believed the burning question now concerns his ability to make the start line.

[Joey Russ 7,119]

8 hours ago, maryportfuncity said:

MMMDP Form Guide #38

 

 

 

Ian Brady

 

Piss-boiling pustule on the face of the planet and - allegedly - past the point of dead pooling prick tease and well into full blown wank fodder territory as palliative care replaces any lingering arguments about whether he'd be better in bedlam or the slammer. If today's tabloids are to be believed the burning question now concerns his ability to make the start line.

Oh. He doesn't have that ability...

[maryportfuncity 10,017]

MMMDP Form Guide #39

 

 

 

Gaston Glock - the oldster in the photo obviously. Highly obitable inventor of a well known firearm, b. 1929. Having been the indirect cause of countless obituaries is it time some player in next month's dead poll - ahem - gave him a shot?

[Spade_Cooley 9,022]

What's he doing with Meghan Trainor?

[Grim Up North 3,565]

MMMDP Form Guide #40

 

 

Could this famous Jew be Jew to die in Jewn? Mel Brooks, 91 on 28th Jewn.

[The Mad Hatter 1,091]

MMMDP form guide #41 

Charlotte Rae- Everybody dies and with her recently discovery that she has bone cancer, this could become a fact of life for her.

[The Mad Hatter 1,091]

MMMDP form guide #42

With the recent election of Donald Trumps alot of virtol was thrown George Soros way. Seeing as some people are crazy maybe one might kill Soros.

 

[The Dead Cow 620]

MMDP Form Guide #43

 

Douglas P.

 

 

Will it be a Death in June for the guy from Death in June?

[Grim Up North 3,565]

MMMDP Form Guide #44

 

Could it be Maryport Midsumner Madness for Sumner Redstone?

 

For anyone considering picking Prince Philip just because he is looking a bit old then Mr Redstone really shows how long old people can keep on keeping on.

 

Quote from a March 2016 magazine article

'In her court filings, Herzer described Redstone as a “living ghost.” For Freston, her description was not precise enough. “He looks like a corpse,” he says.'

[maryportfuncity 10,017]

MMMDP Form Guide #45

 

 

 

 

Nobby Stiles (or maybe Peter Falk)

 

Tough tackling defender and World Cup Winner who's missing front teeth meant his massive smiles went global in the aftermath of England's victory in 1966. Consequently Stiles' descent into dementia and - apparently - near death condition has been widely covered because he's one of those select footballers known and loved by people who care very little for the actual game. Therefore Q/O status is nailed on and probs in a time-sensitive dead pool so is immediate notification of his demise; assuming it occurs in the first three weeks of June.

 

 

[Sean 5,998]

5 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said:

MMMDP Form Guide #45

 

 

 

 

Nobby Stiles (or maybe Peter Falk)

 

Tough tackling defender and World Cup Winner who's missing front teeth meant his massive smiles went global in the aftermath of England's victory in 1966. Consequently Stiles' descent into dementia and - apparently - near death condition has been widely covered because he's one of those select footballers known and loved by people who care very little for the actual game. Therefore Q/O status is nailed on and probs in a time-sensitive dead pool so is immediate notification of his demise; assuming it occurs in the first three weeks of June.

 

 

Nobby's piles.

[CaptainChorizo 1,904]

MMMDP Form Guide #46

 

Scott Hall

 

Say Hello to the Dead Guy? The WWE Hall Of Fame Wrasler was hospitalized Sunday and flew home against Dr's wishes.  This guy had a pacemaker defibrillator implanted in his chest a few years and has been dealing with heart problems and drug and alcohol addiction for years. It won't be surprising if he goes down for the 3 count this June.

 

 

[Joey Russ 7,119]

MMMDP Guide #47

 

Eddie Vedder 

 

Grunge has taken a beating with the death of Chris Cornell, and with being the last superstar singer of grunge, could he turn out to be a good pick? 

[Spade_Cooley 9,022]

MMMDP Guide #48

 

Mackenzie Phillips

 

 

It's been a while since we've added to the (currently) seven former castmembers of Celebrity Rehab who have since died, so why not take a punt on the original daddy's girl? She's taking it one day at a time these days and working in a drug rehab facility, but all it takes is one slip up.... Could she be reunited with the man who put the "Papa" in the Mamas and the Papas soon?

[maryportfuncity 10,017]

MMMDP Form Guide #49

 

 

Bessie Camm - Britain's oldest is due to turn 113 one day before midsummer. Nailed on newspaper coverage though for Q/O purposes her local BBC will doubtless have it within an hour or so as and when she vacates her title.