Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted August 2, 2009 blah de blah So, is he dead yet? Hey, thats MY f'ucking question!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted August 24, 2009 Castro is looking a bit better in this new picture. By the way, we all forgot to say happy 83rd Birthday to Castro on the 13th August... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest iain Posted August 24, 2009 Castro is looking a bit better in this new picture. By the way, we all forgot to say happy 83rd Birthday to Castro on the 13th August... while we're at it lets say happy birthday to all the other deathlist celebs who should have died years ago but are still here because you're all so bloody useless at this game! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted August 24, 2009 Castro is looking a bit better in this new picture. By the way, we all forgot to say happy 83rd Birthday to Castro on the 13th August... while we're at it lets say happy birthday to all the other deathlist celebs who should have died years ago but are still here because you're all so bloody useless at this game! What's the matter with you? Your Lemsip Bitch dump you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted September 12, 2009 Castro's pal Juan Almeida Bosque has died of a heart attack aged 82. "Juan Almeida Bosque, a comrade-in-arms of Fidel Castro since the start of his guerrilla struggle more than a half-century ago, has died of a heart attack at 82. Bosque had been among only three surviving rebel leaders who still bore the honorary title "Commander of the Revolution." " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted October 29, 2009 Cuba's ex-leader Castro 'strong' Cuba's ex-leader Fidel Castro is looking strong and remains on top of developments at home and abroad, says a world health chief. Dr Margaret Chan, head of the World Health Organization, was granted an audience with Mr Castro this week. Mr Castro has not been seen in public for more than three years, since a series of major intestinal operations. The only updates on his health come from visiting dignitaries who have been able to meet him. Exactly what he suffers from, and where he is recuperating, remain state secrets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,599 Posted November 18, 2009 Unconfirmed report of his demise Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BCAlum2000 42 Posted November 19, 2009 Unconfirmed report of his demise Castro unfortunately ain't dead. He's just been a motherf*cking goddamn tease! This Castro dictator really aggravates me!!!! He's probably the biggest deathpool tease ever!! Burn in hell, Castro! He's a brutal scumbag dictator. Here's wishing to a quick death soon. Stop teasing us Castro! You know you don't have much to live for! Life is worth leaving, Castro. Sick of this goddamn tease. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tomb raider 9 Posted November 19, 2009 According to this article the boy cried 'wolf' again. How are we supposed to know when the wolf really comes? I think the Cubans are taking the piss out of us. (Not complaining, it makes deadpooling much more interesting, me thinks.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted November 19, 2009 Unconfirmed report of his demise Castro unfortunately ain't dead. He's just been a motherf*cking goddamn tease! This Castro dictator really aggravates me!!!! He's probably the biggest deathpool tease ever!! Burn in hell, Castro! He's a brutal scumbag dictator. Here's wishing to a quick death soon. Stop teasing us Castro! You know you don't have much to live for! Life is worth leaving, Castro. Sick of this goddamn tease. I think that Ronnie Biggs is a much bigger tease than Fidel. Then again, I never seem to agree with you, BC. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Body Snatcher 44 107 Posted December 18, 2009 He may not have been seen in public for some time...but he is still being heard - provided you believe Chavez's letter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tomb raider 9 Posted December 18, 2009 He may not have been seen in public for some time...but he is still being heard - provided you believe Chavez's letter. Even more important: Chavez' wrath is aimed at the Netherlands as well! The Dutch 'imperial regime' on the Antilles is without doubt an anachronism, but the upcoming new position within the Kingdom is at least democratically agreed upon. A far cry from the way Chavez' favourite Cuban pal manages these things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted December 18, 2009 Even more important: Chavez' wrath is aimed at the Netherlands as well! The Dutch 'imperial regime' on the Antilles is without doubt an anachronism, but the upcoming new position within the Kingdom is at least democratically agreed upon. A far cry from the way Chavez' favourite Cuban pal manages these things. Chavez is obviously insane, but that doesn't mean he's wrong: Three years ago he also bickered with the Dutch government, calling its defense minister a "pawn of Washington" Which hits the nail smack on the wide and flat side. Europe should know that the North American empire is filling these islands with weapons, assassins, American intelligence units, and spy planes and war ships. And dead girls. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 86 Posted December 19, 2009 Senor Castro is still quite alive and enjoying his holiday season. Why, just yesterday I placed the key in the mailbox, turned and pulled open the box door and there was the familiar military green envelope. Eager to know what Al (I always refer to him by his middle name Alejandro and then shorten it to Al-----he seems not to mind as he keeps me supplied with cubanos (cee-gars)) I tore it open then and there==careful to not destroy the stamp because my philately instincts would shiver if I had. And then I read it while people passed by on the street on the other side of the vestibule door. Al has been on the mend for a while, but with the autumn breezes he found an invigorating energy infusing his bones, blood and skin and now swims twice daily. He has no immediate plans for travel in the near future, though he had considered a few days in Minsk----he loves the frigid winters as they remind him of his beloved now departed mistress Marisol who would freeze him out when he denied her waffle drops. The text of his card continued by scolding me and others fro having nominated him for death this year. He insists that he will live at least intil the oysters fly home to Puerto Padre (he may have said swim back to the waters off Puerto Padre----my Spanish is rusty). He will be spending the remainder of the year and the first part of January (Enero) in the Pinar del Rio province with some compadres in Arroyos de Mantua. They hope to take in some marlin fishing as well. (He indicat4d this doesn't count as travel since he will still be on the mainland of Cuba-----well, not when he's fishing obviously, but when in the rooms of Casa San Pablo at night)) And he wishes all here a very happy season of change as winter makes it appearance. Yes, even those who wish him dead to add to their scorecard for the year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 86 Posted January 12, 2010 According to the latest news results, Castro is saiid to still be weilding the power. No chance of him going this year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Roster 0 Posted February 8, 2010 Agree. I think Castro will die around 2013. He will be aged 87. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted February 26, 2010 A healthy-looking Fiddy and Lula caught up on old times the other day. Somewhere, a furious cephalopod dashes its tentacles against its forehead. Would it be heretical to suggest dropping him from next year's list? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Squidsannasshoe Posted March 11, 2010 A healthy-looking Fiddy and Lula caught up on old times the other day. Somewhere, a furious cephalopod dashes its tentacles against its forehead. Would it be heretical to suggest dropping him from next year's list? [/squid Lula is ANNNAssHOLE. ] He should Kiss Castro´s behind. He is just an idiotic pouppet being used by commies!!! He shocked the serious contries in the world by supporting Castro´s genocide of dissidents. Shame on you Squid and Castro ¨The only good commie is a dead commie Listen commie and listen well you´re gonna burn in your own red Hell because red flags are burning all around the world Red Flags are burning ( Song by Ian Stewart ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted March 11, 2010 The only good commie is a dead commieListen commie and listen well you´re gonna burn in your own red Hell because red flags are burning all around the world Red Flags are burning ( Song by Ian Stewart ) Oh dear . I think you'll find he was known as Ian Stuart . I do hope you haven't been too influenced by his Nazi diatribes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted March 11, 2010 The only good commie is a dead commieListen commie and listen well you´re gonna burn in your own red Hell because red flags are burning all around the world Red Flags are burning ( Song by Ian Stewart ) Oh dear . I think you'll find he was known as Ian Stuart . I do hope you haven't been too influenced by his Nazi diatribes. He might like the following ditty too: Flags high, ranks closed, The S.A. marches with silent solid steps. Comrades shot by the red front and reaction march in spirit with us in our ranks. Song by Horst Wessel regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
death_master_bob 0 Posted March 21, 2010 i think Castro will be next to die. according to a new show they have tried killing him 638 times already. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted March 21, 2010 i think Castro will be next to die. according to a new show they have tried killing him 638 times already. If the past says anything about the future, we learn from that that Castro will die of natural causes at a ripe old age. But then: a murder attempt needs to succeed only once. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jav Posted April 7, 2010 if arrafat can die, than fidel must not be far behind. i don't care is he lives or dies, i just want freedom for the cuabans Free Cubans ? Wheres the line for that I want to buy some! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Crossed 33 Posted April 7, 2010 Free Cubans ? Wheres the line for that I want to buy some! They're free! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted June 25, 2010 Fidel Castro's sister, Juanita Castro Ruz, has lung cancer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
