Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted April 18, 2018 6 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: Why so shy? I think Ballbag is a great middle name Close...........but no cigar. I know where you would put it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted April 18, 2018 What you all need to do if unhappy is go back in time and get yourself stolen by the Catholic church at birth. I had a much nicer name after that happened! My origi-mother used to dress my brother (a royal marine of thirty years service) as a girl for ages and almost had him lifted too except she could prove he wasn't a she. I'm very annoyed I never knew the whole crazy crew of them back then because they sound fantastic! Even more insane than the dysfunctional family I was put with if that's even possible. It would have been great craic altogether. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted April 18, 2018 My guess.... "Gilzean' or 'Greaves'. Fuck me, thought Gilzean long dead.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted April 18, 2018 7 minutes ago, charon said: My guess.... "Gilzean' or 'Greaves'. Fuck me, thought Gilzean long dead.... Nope, he went awol years back then, recently, came out of hiding. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted April 18, 2018 23 minutes ago, charon said: My guess.... "Gilzean' or 'Greaves'. Fuck me, thought Gilzean long dead.... Worth a go: Aloysius Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted April 18, 2018 49 minutes ago, Sir Creep said: Worth a go: Aloysius No. Its DANGER. Danger is my middle name.............. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted April 18, 2018 9 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: No. Its DANGER. Danger is my middle name.............. I think it's something seventies like Lee. Lee or Mark. Or Matthew. Or John. Biblical. I'd say what mine is but then Paul Bearer would be giving out to me about dangerous data sharing on Facebook... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted April 18, 2018 LFN a 70's name? Lolololololol gtf. Probably 'Marie' ....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted April 18, 2018 LFN-Marie. Sounds good Can you change it admins? Actually please don't! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted April 18, 2018 Born in 1947 according to fb, so maybe 'Adolf' not a bad shout. Would explain hiding behind Spurs 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted April 18, 2018 8 minutes ago, charon said: Born in 1947 according to fb, so maybe 'Adolf' not a bad shout. Would explain hiding behind Spurs You are only a year or two behind me you wanker!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted April 18, 2018 I wear it well , as Rod sang........ 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightfoot 2 Posted April 18, 2018 My ex is a teacher and she swears by the theory that any kid burdened with the following names is a total wee shit: 1. Liam Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted April 18, 2018 That's why you're an ex I reckon ...... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,903 Posted April 18, 2018 40 minutes ago, Lightfoot said: My ex is a teacher and she swears by the theory that any kid burdened with the following names is a total wee shit: 1. Liam Natalie and Nathan were the names I always dreaded seeing on the register when I was still teaching, though I do still like the name Nathan. Julia as another one come to think of it which explains why I dislike it so much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted April 18, 2018 2 hours ago, Boudicca said: LFN-Marie. Sounds good Boudicca you’re onto something. I bet it’s a faux French name like Jean that plays in France or Canada but is an exclusive girly girl’s name in (America at least). SC 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted April 19, 2018 WAIT! I think I know! Is it Barry? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted April 19, 2018 Lord Fellatio Barry Marie-Jean, we're getting close enough with the DL hive mind. Bank details to follow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,438 Posted April 19, 2018 It's a trick question. His surname is Nelson, his first name is Lord, so... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFunkyPhantom 53 Posted April 21, 2018 Might I add the following names of some women of my past acquaintance who really deserve mentioning-and not only for their gaudy chosen monikers,but for the fact their ugly names beaitifully matched their characters: Gabi,Scarlett,Jessie-May,Patricia,Laloutha & Charmaine... To even things up,here's a list of male names I despise: Paul. Apparently the prison population has more Pauls languishing within Her Majesty's walls than any other represented name.Vile appellation thankfully now relegated to the dead pool of evil, along with Myra,Ian,Harold & Jeremy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,903 Posted April 21, 2018 2 hours ago, TheFunkyPhantom said: Might I add the following names of some women of my past acquaintance who really deserve mentioning-and not only for their gaudy chosen monikers,but for the fact their ugly names beaitifully matched their characters: Gabi,Scarlett,Jessie-May,Patricia,Laloutha & Charmaine... To even things up,here's a list of male names I despise: Paul. Apparently the prison population has more Pauls languishing within Her Majesty's walls than any other represented name.Vile appellation thankfully now relegated to the dead pool of evil, along with Myra,Ian,Harold & Jeremy That's a name? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,131 Posted April 21, 2018 Leanne, LeeAnn, Leighanna and their ilk. Just sound slutty to me, but I can't put my finger on why. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted April 26, 2018 A woman on this evening's episode of 'The Chase' has just said her son's name is (pronounced) Trilly-kaysh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted April 26, 2018 On 4/21/2018 at 10:01, Toast said: Leanne, LeeAnn, Leighanna and their ilk. Just sound slutty to me, but I can't put my finger on why. For me, sounding slutty is a positive attribute. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,386 Posted April 26, 2018 29 minutes ago, Cat O'Falk said: A woman on this evening's episode of 'The Chase' has just said her son's name is (pronounced) Trilly-kaysh. That's a horrendous noise. And so's the name. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
