Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted April 26, 2018 So your surname is Lovibond. You have a daughter and decide to call her Ophelia. Clearly, you are a couple of cunts. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,398 Posted April 26, 2018 On 26/04/2018 at 18:18, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: So your surname is Lovibond. You have a daughter and decide to call her Ophelia. Clearly, you are a couple of cunts. Could be worse. Ed Balls could've named one of his daughters Ophelia. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted April 27, 2018 Louis. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted July 24, 2018 Some actress who calls herself Janeane Garofalo. Now I imagine that's supposed to be Janine, but am I the only one who wants to say Jane Ann? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,741 Posted July 25, 2018 Whilst I will admit it is, without question, a very daft name. She's actually pretty good in The West Wing. I admit a certain bias here as (though american) it's one of my favourite programmes ever and Jean-Anne, Janine whatever the fck her name is doesn't let it down. Don't like the tats though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,433 Posted July 25, 2018 All of the names in this video: I'll translate for those who are unacquainted with this rich and sophisticated dialect. Lydia. Probably the least offensive of the three. Rhymes with chlamydia. It will have 'weird old lady' connotations for years to come, but some rocket decided to name their daughter Lydia circa 2000. Keris. A bastardisation of the lovely Welsh name Cerys. The K makes it so much clunkier. Waz. This is clearly a nickname, but what does it stand for? Wasley? Wasminder? Having a waz? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,528 Posted July 25, 2018 11 hours ago, Toast said: Some actress who calls herself Janeane Garofalo. Now I imagine that's supposed to be Janine, but am I the only one who wants to say Jane Ann? Isn't it an anglicisation of the Italian name Giannina? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,606 Posted July 25, 2018 48 minutes ago, Clorox Bleachman said: Waz. This is clearly a nickname, but what does it stand for? Wasley? Wasminder? Having a waz? I'd guess Warren (though clearly all Warrens should be nicknamed Bunny) - see also Daz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted July 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Spade_Cooley said: Isn't it an anglicisation of the Italian name Giannina? Well, like I said, that would be Janine. Which is fine. It's the silly spelling that gets to me. I see the name, and I see Jane and then it stops making sense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,433 Posted August 12, 2018 The A to Z of shite Mumsnet names: Aaronella Balonz Cherry Dulcinea Eirianwen Floris Ganawaya Hippodamia Iseult Jorgelina Kyson Leighyum Myaa-Graice Neodore Oak Parsley Quinnia Reeva Santa Theodelinda Urban Vulcan Wulfric Xanthippe Yves (for a girl) Zendrick 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted August 12, 2018 Karol with a K. FucK off. Your Kulture is hereby denied. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,398 Posted August 12, 2018 3 hours ago, Sir Creep said: Karol with a K. FucK off. Your Kulture is hereby denied. Is that an estranged Kardashian? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted August 12, 2018 5 hours ago, Sir Creep said: Karol with a K. FucK off. Your Kulture is hereby denied. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted August 12, 2018 56 minutes ago, Cat O'Falk said: Thanks Cat (not Kat). I've wondered what Sir Creep looked like. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted September 17, 2018 21 minutes ago, Toast said: Jodie. Samantha is worse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,433 Posted September 17, 2018 I have an "Einstein" in my class. He's there because he loves sleeping at his desk and so has failed the course twice. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted September 17, 2018 Synch. I'd an Einstein in my Chemistry Higher class. Had a tache, clever as fuck and liked the company of boys in swimwear. It was the teacher tho, so maybe not a good thing. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted September 17, 2018 Einstein as a first name? Seriously? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,904 Posted September 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Toast said: Jodie. One of the names my mum wanted for me, along with Jolene and Meryl which makes me realise that ,however much I dislike my name, it could have been worse. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted September 17, 2018 26 minutes ago, Toast said: Einstein as a first name? Seriously? Einstein a Go Go...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted September 18, 2018 18 hours ago, Toast said: Einstein as a first name? Seriously? Einstein is a good name for a dog Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
