Britney Spears, Kerry Katona, Heather Locklear et al.

[maryportfuncity 10,592]

Daniella Westbrook reportedly back on the coke and shagging her dealer. Also recently spotted having a public spat with her (now ex) boyfriend and generally in a financial and personal crisis. Just thought I'd, like, mention it.

[Phantom 2,530]

Daniella Westbrook reportedly back on the coke and shagging her dealer. Also recently spotted having a public spat with her (now ex) boyfriend and generally in a financial and personal crisis. Just thought I'd, like, mention it.

 

Link

[Gooseberry Crumble 5,321]

Presently Lindsay Lohan seems to have calmed down a bit and is about to start a long running play in Londons West End.If she messes this up then I fear shell end up embroiled in her bad old ways and back at risk.I was fearing the worst this past summer.

[Davey Jones' Locker 1,324]

The nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and co, along with ones by Britney when she had her mental breakdown, are all going to be part of a new art exhbition (no joke): http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2014/09/05/jennifer-lawrence-nude-photos-be-displayed-exhibition

[maryportfuncity 10,592]

Gail Porter - 43 year old has been presenter - is showing all the agreeable signs of belonging to this thread. Huff Post has a story about her outing herself as a sex addict and she mentions within that she's so broke she's tried to get work in Boots or a local estate agent.

[Bibliogryphon 9,499]

Gail Porter - 43 year old has been presenter - is showing all the agreeable signs of belonging to this thread. Huff Post has a story about her outing herself as a sex addict and she mentions within that she's so broke she's tried to get work in Boots or a local estate agent.

 

I never understood why she was famous.

[themaninblack 2,112]

Gail Porter - 43 year old has been presenter - is showing all the agreeable signs of belonging to this thread. Huff Post has a story about her outing herself as a sex addict and she mentions within that she's so broke she's tried to get work in Boots or a local estate agent.

 

I never understood why she was famous.

 

She looked alright in the buff, once...

[Davey Jones' Locker 1,324]

Based on this interview, I think this Lana Del Rey sheila qualifies for this thread as well: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/lana-del-rey-i-have-slept-with-a-lot-of-guys-in-the-industry-9622672.html

 

Some choice quotes:

 

"You know, I have slept with a lot of guys in the industry, but none of them helped me get my record deals. Which is annoying."

 

"And the 27-year-old said that she had “demolished” her own relationship of the past three years “through tons of depression and insecurity"."

 

"Finally, she conceded that “this whole experience has f***ed me up”."

[maryportfuncity 10,592]

Based on this interview, I think this Lana Del Rey sheila qualifies for this thread as well: http://www.independe...ry-9622672.html

 

Some choice quotes:

 

"You know, I have slept with a lot of guys in the industry, but none of them helped me get my record deals. Which is annoying."

 

"And the 27-year-old said that she had “demolished” her own relationship of the past three years “through tons of depression and insecurity"."

 

"Finally, she conceded that “this whole experience has f***ed me up”."

 

Yeah, but she was talking about her guest posting on this site with the last quote, right?

[Magere Hein 1,399]

"And the 27-year-old said that she had “demolished” her own relationship of the past three years “through tons of depression and insecurity"."

 

27, depression... Does she do drugs?

 

regards,

Hein

[Spade_Cooley 9,464]

Another day, another Amanda Bynes DUI.

[Cat O'Falk 3,290]

Another day, another Amanda Bynes DUI.

 

And consequently buggered off.

[maryportfuncity 10,592]

According to Huff Post and a few other online sources Daniella Westbrook and her brood are homeless and facing Christmas in sheltered housing. Sniff!

[Davey Jones' Locker 1,324]

Korean model and television show host Jung In Ah goes "Ahhhhhhhhhh" indeed after her parachute fails to open:

 

http://www.sbs.com.au/popasia/blog/2015/06/17/model-actress-jung-ah-dies-tragic-skydiving-accident?cid=trending

[Sir Creep 7,068]

Im confused about what this thread's topic is, but I blame a few oatmeal stouts at 1am. It can't be about models given the names. Oh well, I've read about 12 posts but none of it makes sense

SC

[maryportfuncity 10,592]

Im confused about what this thread's topic is, but I blame a few oatmeal stouts at 1am. It can't be about models given the names. Oh well, I've read about 12 posts but none of it makes sense

SC

 

 

Ah, a case of bimbo brain. It comes to all of us with long hours and shite food. Basically, we're celebrating a group of people who exist for little more purpose than to be photographed, make statements so mundane their grasp of anyting important is questionable and generally live chaotic lives of a crash and burn nature. We claim we're studying their fuck-up form for dead pooling purposes but much of what goes on here involves deriving a certain vicarious pleasure from the fact well paid, beautiful and famous young women spend so much time in misery and various states of emotional distress, or summat.

[maryportfuncity 10,592]

Did we clock that Gail Porter's hair is coming back thanks to a raw cabbage diet? Given that she's a sexaholic who once outed herself I'm guessing this is a mixed blessing. The hair will improve her pulling power but the constant farting might attract only one kind of particularly twisted fuck buddy.

 

Link: http://www.express.co.uk/news/showbiz/545891/Gail-Porter-hair-growing-back

[gcreptile 10,930]

Kerry Katona's husband is hospitalised after showing signs of a stroke:

 

http://www.contactmusic.com/kerry-katona/news/kerry-katona-s-husband-hospitalised_4798959

[maryportfuncity 10,592]

Kerry Katona's husband is hospitalised after showing signs of a stroke:

 

http://www.contactmusic.com/kerry-katona/news/kerry-katona-s-husband-hospitalised_4798959

 

 

He's blogged to say: "Hoping it's bells paisley"

 

That's the condition that leaves you bog eyed and shouting "Ulster says no!!" right?

[gcreptile 10,930]

Kerry Katona says her husband's health scare was caused by ghosts:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/kerry-katona-believes-ghosts-behind-5966872

 

Also, it actually was Bell's palsy, not a stroke. She has now called the Ghostbusters.

[The Mad Hatter 1,092]

Kerry Katona says her husband's health scare was caused by ghosts:

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/kerry-katona-believes-ghosts-behind-5966872

 

Also, it actually was Bell's palsy, not a stroke. She has now called the Ghostbusters.

guess she really does belong here

[maryportfuncity 10,592]

Kerry Katona says her husband's health scare was caused by ghosts:

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/kerry-katona-believes-ghosts-behind-5966872

 

Also, it actually was Bell's palsy, not a stroke. She has now called the Ghostbusters.

 

 

Before or after she called her agent and he called a few friendly television producers?

[Bibliogryphon 9,499]

Kerry Katona says her husband's health scare was caused by ghosts:

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/kerry-katona-believes-ghosts-behind-5966872

 

Also, it actually was Bell's palsy, not a stroke. She has now called the Ghostbusters.

 

I suffered from Bell's Palsy a few years ago. After it was found that it was nothing serious my daughter in all her sympathy said the sight of me trying to eat soup was the funniest thing she had ever seen. (Chip off the old block)

[gcreptile 10,930]

Ok, at first it was reported that Kerry Katona had kicked her husband out of the house because of his partying, shortly after his Bell's Palsy episode:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3151844/Kerry-Katona-kicks-husband-George-Kay-family-home-nine-months-marriage.html

 

Then a couple of hours later, he was admitted to a hospital:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3153199/Kerry-Katona-s-husband-George-Kay-hospitalised-following-episode-hotel-hours-kicked-family-home.html

 

Her husband, George Kay, has a history of mental illness and was once found running down the street shouting that someone was going to kill him.

 

Now Kerry Katona says her world is crumbling around her:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/kerry-katona-feels-like-world-6030979

 

Her mother's heart disease is also said to be putting pressure on her, oh, and her children were involved in a car crash in May:

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/444008/Kerry-Katona-health

 

Is it the cruelty of the world, or is it her?

[maryportfuncity 10,592]

A blitz on bimbos, or summat.

 

Link:

 

https://www.facebook.com/merium.toppa/videos/676889629114420/?fref=nf