Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted May 7, 2020 5 hours ago, the_engineer said: 6 kids . Unless there's something you aren't telling us lardy. Urgh no thanks, he displays no attributes that would make my flaps open for him. I realise I miscounted his kids however upon research he did sadly lose a child to cot death so technically seven is right. His surviving children are twins, triplets and a single one. Which reminds me of that thing ‘how many beans make five - two and a half, one and a half, and a whole one’. Either way I definitely would not fuck him. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,137 Posted May 7, 2020 4 hours ago, Lard Bazaar said: Either way I definitely would not fuck him. Or her. Anyway, what are his other offspring called? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted May 7, 2020 4 minutes ago, Toast said: Or her. Anyway, what are his other offspring called? She looks like she needs a fucking good wash. Looks like they are all boys, Nevada (deceased), Damian, Griffin, Xavier, Saxon, Kai and Mr Unpronounceable. So the others are perhaps not run of the mill but not totally whack job like the latest. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted May 7, 2020 53 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: She looks like she needs a fucking good wash. Looks like they are all boys, Nevada (deceased), Damian, Griffin, Xavier, Saxon, Kai and Mr Unpronounceable. So the others are perhaps not run of the mill but not totally whack job like the latest. When Mr unpronounceable is more pronounceable than the kids name you know he F'd up Naming his kid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,137 Posted May 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Lard Bazaar said: She looks like she needs a fucking good wash. Looks like they are all boys, Nevada (deceased), Damian, Griffin, Xavier, Saxon, Kai and Mr Unpronounceable. So the others are perhaps not run of the mill but not totally whack job like the latest. So odds are it was her idea. Attention-seeking at its finest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted May 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Toast said: So odds are it was her idea. Attention-seeking at its finest. Well I’m going to go one better and name my next one Shitflake UB40 Blunderbuss The 7th, that will get me some attention (from a psychiatrist probably). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,439 Posted May 7, 2020 2 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: Well I’m going to go one better and name my next one Shitflake UB40 Blunderbuss The 7th, that will get me some attention (from a psychiatrist probably). Or the social. Whereas Elon Musk probably deals with social workers via a trapdoor into a shark tank in his secret volcano lair... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,519 Posted May 7, 2020 Elon Musk going on Joe Rogan's podcast again, so time to short all your Tesla shares. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Cornholio 902 Posted May 7, 2020 5 hours ago, Toast said: Or her. Anyway, what are his other offspring called? She looks fine to me, I would tap that. Just because her dad is mental doesn't mean she isn't gf material. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,137 Posted May 7, 2020 55 minutes ago, Kenny McCormick said: She looks fine to me, I would tap that. I knew somebody would come along and say that. 55 minutes ago, Kenny McCormick said: Just because her dad is mental doesn't mean she isn't gf material. Her dad? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Cornholio 902 Posted May 7, 2020 3 minutes ago, Toast said: I knew somebody would come along and say that. Her dad? Right so Elon is not her Dad? It sounded implied. I don't know who this is, neither do I give a shit, but either way I've done worse. I like the whole emo vibe, getting a black lipstick blowjob is defo on my bucket list. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miracle Aligner 249 Posted May 7, 2020 18 minutes ago, Kenny McCormick said: Right so Elon is not her Dad? It sounded implied. I don't know who this is, neither do I give a shit, but either way I've done worse. I like the whole emo vibe, getting a black lipstick blowjob is defo on my bucket list. She his partner. The father of Mr Unpronounceable. She's a Canadian 'singer' called Grimes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,137 Posted May 7, 2020 26 minutes ago, Kenny McCormick said: I don't know who this is, neither do I give a shit, but either way I've done worse. I don't doubt it. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Cornholio 902 Posted May 7, 2020 5 minutes ago, Toast said: I don't doubt it. Better that than none at all, like you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
One shot Paddy 1,206 Posted May 7, 2020 4 hours ago, msc said: Elon Musk probably deals with social workers via a trapdoor into a shark tank in his secret volcano lair. With laser beams on thier heads??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted May 7, 2020 I wonder how he is going to feel when the wider, bigger and more powerful Motor manufacturers finally switch to Hydrogen power instead of battery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,137 Posted May 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Kenny McCormick said: Better that than none at all, like you. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Cornholio 902 Posted May 7, 2020 Just now, Toast said: Well I mean you're not denying it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,137 Posted May 7, 2020 29 minutes ago, Kenny McCormick said: Well I mean you're not denying it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Cornholio 902 Posted May 7, 2020 6 minutes ago, Toast said: Well that confirms you have no sex life... The last pussy you've touched was your mum's when you came out of her gully-hole. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted May 7, 2020 Just now, Kenny McCormick said: Well that confirms you have no sex life... You’re really causing a lot of problems for no reason. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Cornholio 902 Posted May 7, 2020 Just now, Joey Russ said: You’re really causing a lot of problems for no reason. I didn't start this shit y'know. I know Toast is your friend but this is where being a keyboard warrior gets you, you end up getting yourself caught up in these 'problems'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted May 7, 2020 3 hours ago, Kenny McCormick said: Right so Elon is not her Dad? It sounded implied. I don't know who this is, neither do I give a shit, but either way I've done worse. I like the whole emo vibe, getting a black lipstick blowjob is defo on my bucket list. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted May 7, 2020 22 minutes ago, Kenny McCormick said: Well that confirms you have no sex life... The last pussy you've touched was your mum's when you came out of her gully-hole. I think that’s definitely NOT the last one Toast touched, you absolute cheesegland. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miracle Aligner 249 Posted May 7, 2020 22 minutes ago, Kenny McCormick said: Well that confirms you have no sex life... The last pussy you've touched was your mum's when you came out of her gully-hole. I don't think Toast is all that interested in touching anybody's pussy but her own to be honest Kenny. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
