Deathray 2,940 Posted November 23, 2018 We've got the seen any good films thread and the not seen any good films thread for good films people haven't watched yet. But what about those rare pieces of utter cinematic shite. About Time can be the first entry into this, twee preachy sticky sweet nonsense where the main character is a deranged stalker utilising his super-power to force his wife to live in a fantasy lie, yet where meant to sympathise with his love story? The comedy is flat throughout and the entire thing is just bad. Like really bad. Yet people seem to like it, I watched it on the recommendation of more than one other person? Jeesh. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,726 Posted November 23, 2018 One Day *SPOILER ALERT* Based on a bestselling book that I haven't read - watched it with wife - total shite from beginning to end. She gets killed in a crash towards the end - I think I was supposed to feel sad - it was the only enjoyable part of the film - I gave out a little cheer. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markb4 902 Posted November 23, 2018 A Wrinkle in Time (2018)...Every step of the way I was thinking, "What the heck am I watching?". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,477 Posted November 23, 2018 Anyone seen that film where the spoiler is it's set on September 11th and Robert Pattison gets killed in the WTC? That was bad. Arctic Blast, no longer on Netflix, sadly: once seen, never forgotten... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drewsky1211 4,753 Posted November 23, 2018 Here's a strong candidate for "worst movie ever made". I present to you... FUN IN BALLOON LAND. Currently has a 1.2/10 on IMDb. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted November 23, 2018 47 minutes ago, Drewsky1211 said: Here's a strong candidate for "worst movie ever made". I present to you... FUN IN BALLOON LAND. Currently has a 1.2/10 on IMDb. The more cultured folk at Letterboxd have given it a 1.8 out of 5! Eh what? Either way I'm out at 6 minute, I'm not sure I'd even class that as a film. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted November 23, 2018 Long, long time ago, I had the mis-fortune to hire a video (told you it was a long, long time ago) of a film called ETn (extra terrestrial nasty) I think I lasted about 40-45 minutes before switching it off and taking it back to the shop. If if you thought plan b from outer space was bad (officially the worst film ever a few years ago) ETn was the fekin pits. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heef 166 Posted November 24, 2018 The Keith Allan vehicle The Magnificent Eleven was absolutely diabolical. Watch it at your own peril. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted November 24, 2018 most films are not worth watching I would lose count if I had to keep track of every shit film 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted November 24, 2018 14 hours ago, Paul Bearer said: Long, long time ago, I had the mis-fortune to hire a video (told you it was a long, long time ago) of a film called ETn (extra terrestrial nasty) I think I lasted about 40-45 minutes before switching it off and taking it back to the shop. If if you thought plan b from outer space was bad (officially the worst film ever a few years ago) ETn was the fekin pits. I think you mean Plan 9 from Outer Space. Plan B from Outer Space sounds like a hoot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted November 24, 2018 12 minutes ago, Deathray said: I think you mean Plan 9 from Outer Space. Plan B from Outer Space sounds like a hoot. Oops! You're right. Plan 9 it was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted November 24, 2018 4 hours ago, Deathray said: I think you mean Plan 9 from Outer Space. Plan B from Outer Space sounds like a hoot. Plan B should certainly be shot into outer space 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted November 24, 2018 There is more than one Plan B tho, a Plan B if you will. More likely found in Paul's record collection than the shite one. And they did an album called, yip, From Outer Space. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted November 24, 2018 Darren Aronofsky’s Mother! is among the most onanistic drivel I have ever seen, a plotless half-arsed amalgamation of Bunuel, Polanski and Woody Allen-style satire (no jokes please ) but with virtually no redeeming qualities. Said to be the catalyst for Aronofsky’s break up with Jennifer Lawrence, who has the misfortune to star in this bilge. I normally love most of his work but I haven’t yet forgiven him for this celluloid abomination 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Great Uncle Bulgaria 1,287 Posted November 27, 2018 My devotion to Anna Friel has led me to watch a lot of rubbish films with her in, but by far and away the worst is Mad Cows, a laugh-free comedy also 'starring' Joanna Lumley doing a re-run of Patsy from AbFab, only the dire script renders her painfully unamusing. And Anna keeps her clothes on throughout. Dreadful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted November 27, 2018 29 minutes ago, Great Uncle Bulgaria said: My devotion to Anna Friel has led me to watch a lot of rubbish films with her in, but by far and away the worst is Mad Cows, a laugh-free comedy also 'starring' Joanna Lumley doing a re-run of Patsy from AbFab, only the dire script renders her painfully unamusing. And Anna keeps her clothes on throughout. Dreadful. Do you normally just walk into a strangers home and go for a shit on their toilet without even a basic introduction? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philheybrookbay 439 Posted November 27, 2018 One date night early on in my last long relationship, we went to see Gigli with Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez. It was frankly the worst film I’ve ever paid to see at the cinema. By the end you’re literally willing them to both die to end the rubbish they’re acting out. So bad it’s now the benchmarks of naffness. Pearl Harbour wasn’t far off it either. The saving grace was I fell asleep during that. Bad news- nothing much happened during that catnap of an hr. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Great Uncle Bulgaria 1,287 Posted November 27, 2018 If I need it badly enough yes, but anyway, here goes. Hi guys, nice to meet you. Look forward to a long and fulfilling something or other. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,141 Posted November 27, 2018 11 minutes ago, Great Uncle Bulgaria said: If I need it badly enough yes, but anyway, here goes. Hi guys, nice to meet you. Look forward to a long and fulfilling something or other. Welcome Oxfordshire, huh? North or south? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted November 28, 2018 History of violence . Embarassingly bad. Tusk. I liked the idea and concept but movie was a huge let down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Great Uncle Bulgaria 1,287 Posted November 28, 2018 Welcome Oxfordshire, huh? North or south? North - Kidlington to be precise...thanks for the welcome... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
