Deathray 2,941 Posted January 5, 2019 On 03/01/2013 at 20:09, Perfect Passing said: Good point LFN, had to stop all that, as the wife kept catching me! What's the chances of a new thread entitled "Watched Any Quality Porn Recently?" It was going to happen one day..... 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted January 5, 2019 On 05/01/2019 at 20:15, Deathray said: It was going to happen one day..... I wonder how long before mad hatter gets here 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,221 Posted January 5, 2019 Just now, Deathray said: It was going to happen one day..... The only porn worth watching was the old CC stuff from the 70s and the US Swedish Erotica from the mid to late 70s. Some interesting characters came out of that era such as Louise Frevert who became a Danish MP after quitting the porn industry . It was seen as the Golden Age of Porn, which it probably was. Todays stuff is fucking awful, the women are treated as nothing more than cum buckets, much of it is vile and abusive shit and it is just nasty. So there. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 5, 2019 Doesn't get better this cuntos. 1 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,941 Posted January 5, 2019 8 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: The only porn worth watching was the old CC stuff from the 70s and the US Swedish Erotica from the mid to late 70s. Some interesting characters came out of that era such as Louise Frevert who became a Danish MP after quitting the porn industry . It was seen as the Golden Age of Porn, which it probably was. Todays stuff is fucking awful, the women are treated as nothing more than cum buckets, much of it is vile and abusive shit and it is just nasty. So there. Fucking hell old people even think the porn was better in the old days.... 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,221 Posted January 5, 2019 4 minutes ago, Deathray said: Fucking hell old people even think the porn was better in the old days.... It was. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,745 Posted January 5, 2019 31 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Louise Frevert who became a Danish MP She's not even the only one to go into politics. Ilona Staller aka Cicciolina. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,941 Posted January 5, 2019 23 minutes ago, runebomme said: I wander how long before mad hatter gets here Do you know how hard it was not to start this thread with the "our resident expert @The Mad Hatter" joke... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted January 5, 2019 @runebomme posted this the other day: I didn't reply but now there's a legitimate thread in which to reply. They go all the way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 5, 2019 Funny enough , watching ep#2 of the new Das Boot thing, and adverts appear. Me, I'm like "Bou, Tom Hardy in some Shite called Taboo" Bou - "_never heard of the shite". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted January 5, 2019 3 hours ago, Deathray said: Do you know how hard it was not to start this thread with the "our resident expert @The Mad Hatter" joke... Expert, you wish? Don't even watch porn because I am too busy exactly having sex to watch porn. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,941 Posted January 6, 2019 45 minutes ago, The Mad Hatter said: Expert, you wish? Don't even watch porn because I am too busy exactly to watch porn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FixedBusiness 407 Posted January 6, 2019 I am not surprised at all that this thread was created 'Minds me, one of the classic "porn on Youtube" videos was recently removed, and it was a favorite at that. It was called something simple like "two hot girls kissing" but ooh boy, how it stayed on the Tube as long as it did was beyond me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,414 Posted January 6, 2019 On 05/01/2019 at 23:32, The Mad Hatter said: Expert, you wish? Don't even watch porn because I am too busy exactly having sex to watch porn. “Exactly having sex”. The art of having sex, not innaccurately, but exactly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted January 6, 2019 He’s a very good doctor, you know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philheybrookbay 439 Posted January 6, 2019 We told a good friend that as their hamster had died, they could resist the death at Xhamster. How was I to know her kids would look it up on the iPad? 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted January 6, 2019 5 hours ago, Lard Bazaar said: He’s a very good doctor, you know. does he do the think with his finger up the bum hole Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted January 6, 2019 27 minutes ago, runebomme said: does he do the think with his finger up the bum hole I don’t know, but apparently this is a quote from a Color Climax film and it is said on an almost daily basis in our house, along with (in a German accent) me - ‘how do you like my asshole, Ray’ - husband ‘I’ll tell you when I’ve stuck my cock in it’. The perils (or benefits?) of living with a man who’s dad brought him up in a very open-minded 70s household! ETA My old man is not called Ray. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,221 Posted January 6, 2019 Britains most famous Porn actor/Producer/Director and general cock on set, Simon James Honey AKA Ben Dover has been treated for bladder cancer. Maybe he is still being treated for bladder cancer. Just one to bear in mind, like. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 909 Posted January 6, 2019 I watch mostly DIY porn these days, there’s a lot of it about... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted January 8, 2019 On 06/01/2019 at 20:51, JR976evil said: I watch mostly DIY porn these days, there’s a lot of it about... Nothing like a bit of totty in a tool belt putting up shelves. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 8, 2019 Re August Ames demise, this is just out. * might as well stick it here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philheybrookbay 439 Posted January 10, 2019 True story time. Many years ago I was watching watching some porn ) well it was on in the background with my then husband. I happened to look at the scene only to recognise the flat that it had been filmed in. Turned out my mate had hired his flat out to make adult films. Killed the moment for me watching 2 fellas at it on the kitchen worktop where not a week earlier I’d been cooking pastry.... I also have another friend whose been in a Triga film. Quite changed my opinion of him after watching that..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted March 20, 2019 Slightly off topic but on Channel 4 tonight at 10 o'clock is a programme titled Mums Make Porn. https://www.channel4.com/press/news/interview-emma-morgan-executive-producer-mums-make-porn (First episode of three.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,221 Posted March 20, 2019 33 minutes ago, Cat O'Falk said: Slightly off topic but on Channel 4 tonight at 10 o'clock is a programme titled Mums Make Porn. https://www.channel4.com/press/news/interview-emma-morgan-executive-producer-mums-make-porn (First episode of three.) It's going to be a shit film. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
