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That is true even if all the ivestment bankers here were considered to be wankers they would only be a subset of the total amount of wankers on the site because the set of guests would have a large instersection with the set of wankers but it would not be a totally inclusive subset. I could go on but I promise I will not represent this on a Venn diagram!

Oh do fuck off. If he came up to you and you punched him in the face, he'd probably just pick himself up, walk over again with a broken, bloodied nose and go "hey, great punch!" No, no, no. If he came up to me and I punched him in the face, he would not get up again, of that you can be sure.

Ah, today, a fine summer's day, a month-long sick note, KFC for tea, and a bad knob gag from LFN - all is well in the world.

Surely Tom Sharpe has merely Wilted?

I raise you.... Debateable whether Paris belongs on this thread or the useless daft bimbos with Ms Lohan, our Kerry and the rest. Some quite impressive self-harm marks clearly visible on her arms in a tablod photo this morning. I think we can safely say she's one of ours and a true heir to her "dad's" legacy.

Biggles will grow up in a World inhabited by Livingstones, Tarquins and Eliza Doolittle Farquhars. To put it into context, young Biggles will not stand out from the crowd and will live a life that is totally alien to the rest of us mere mortals. This lad wasnt just born with a silver spoon in his mouth, he was born with a whole fuggin African Gold mine in his lil chops. Fuck, does anybody REALLY think that this chap is going to go to Bash St School, leave at 16 without qualifications and work in McDonalds? Yes but fast forward 25 years as all our bodies are collapsing around us and when we are in hospital being introduced to the nice new junior doctor - Biggles Jackson-Kew. Fills you with confidence. At least Posie can marry out of the name although she could take a leaf out of her mother's book and end up with a triple barrrelled or quadruple barrelled name. Did Christian and Emily feel that their lives were so incomplete that they didn't want to saddle their offspring with uninspiring names? I am sitting here shaking my head. Spare a thought for the sister - Tuppence!!! Doctor?!? Investment banker, you mean!! Biggles is a middle to upper class chap, not the sort who will go into Politics and certainly not somebody who will become a Doctor. His life will revolve around Sloane Square and his retreat in rural Gloucestershire, or summat. I thought all investment bankers were called Worthless Arrogant w***er-Leech With no apologies whatsoever to any investment bankers who may visit this site.

IKEA guy Ingvar Kamprand stepping down as chairman. His family figured it was time when they couldn't find a few of his leg bones.

Looks like she took the rejection of the Dr Who role quite badly...

Biggles will grow up in a World inhabited by Livingstones, Tarquins and Eliza Doolittle Farquhars. To put it into context, young Biggles will not stand out from the crowd and will live a life that is totally alien to the rest of us mere mortals. This lad wasnt just born with a silver spoon in his mouth, he was born with a whole fuggin African Gold mine in his lil chops. Fuck, does anybody REALLY think that this chap is going to go to Bash St School, leave at 16 without qualifications and work in McDonalds? Yes but fast forward 25 years as all our bodies are collapsing around us and when we are in hospital being introduced to the nice new junior doctor - Biggles Jackson-Kew. Fills you with confidence. At least Posie can marry out of the name although she could take a leaf out of her mother's book and end up with a triple barrrelled or quadruple barrelled name. Did Christian and Emily feel that their lives were so incomplete that they didn't want to saddle their offspring with uninspiring names? I am sitting here shaking my head. Spare a thought for the sister - Tuppence!!! Doctor?!? Investment banker, you mean!! Biggles is a middle to upper class chap, not the sort who will go into Politics and certainly not somebody who will become a Doctor. His life will revolve around Sloane Square and his retreat in rural Gloucestershire, or summat.

Must have long arms then... No, long tongue though Actually it's TT fortnight so the population doubles and lots of the visitors are male, horny and a long way from home and it's the only time I get a look in.

He died on 7 June 2010 LOL, news travels slowly to some places. NagsHeadReading, did you realise Churchill died a while ago?