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Can anyone doubt the DDP's position as the home of the best deadpoolers on the planet? I am cordially inviting any member of stiffs.com to come to London and to suck my dick in Harrod's window. I will pay airfare.

She might still meet with some sort of accident ..... She could get blown away by a hurricane or tornado, that would make for the funniest headlines/Deathlist front-page-entry title ever.

You are quite clearly a massive twat.

I saw that Nicklinson's family had lost that right to die case...does that mean they have to dig him up and sit him back in his chair?

It must be a living hell for her, confined to a bed all day, barely self aware while her cunt of a husband drains her of her money and dignity, for her sake I hope she dies soon.

Yeah, I read that earlier, good post. Poor guy.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/23416893 Just been reading this what a sad story , there was some redemption though (through his sons actions) but i'm guessing it was bittersweet.

Stiffs more like "we can't take the extra few minutes to come up with a joke for this guy so let's complain about how dull he is".

stiffs.com that sounds like a gay porn site Especially in the context in which it was mentioned

Being Scottish I don't normally like anyone who has anything to do with the England Football Team. But you can't help love Bobby Robson who died of lung cancer in 2009

A member of the 27 Club then.

Emmerdale is on ITV...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-23468227- no new info but an interesting quote from a Jewish activist "He is 100 years old. There is no need to hurt him. We're not saying he should face the guillotine, the gas chamber or the electric chair." - for the sake of his victims The Death List and those who picked him on the DDP I beg to differ!

Fat fucking cunts with fat fucking girlfriends in their top-down BMWs that think it's acceptable to undertake you in order for them to get A WHOLE CAR LENGTH in front of you to get in the queue going into Tesco's. I was only going in there for juice and lemonade, I'm sure he was in such a hurry so he didn't miss out on buying a FUCKING MONTH'S WORTH OF BURGERS for his FAT FUGLY BITCH, who was wearing shorts far too short for somebody of her considerable girth - and he also insisted on keeping his shades on indoors. Also, inconsiderate little CUNTS that modify the exhaust on their fucking hair dryer mopeds to fucking FOG HORN PROPORTIONS, and then start that moped up RIGHT OUTSIDE YOUR BEDROOM FUCKING WINDOW at half past midnight - whoever you are, you owe me a pint because I stopped you being MURDERED WITH A HAMMER by the half drunken fat man in my bed that you woke up. Now, if everyone will stop fucking me off, I am settling down on this lovely sunny day, with my lounge full of flies, to watch the Superbikes.

Surely that depends on how much of her life she has left to go. She's hung on for this long, mind you her medical bills must cost a fortune, she can't have many assets left Well they have already cost her an arm and a leg , ok maybe just a leg but Her other leg must be worth something surely ?