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To be honest I'm fucking bored of this story now, he's just fucking attention seeking. He needs to either wake the fuck up or die, stop fannying around you even-more-bendy-faced-than-usual cunt. *For info - I believe I also accused Jade Goody and Wendy Richard of attention-seeking, and they pegged it, so all those who picked Schumacher will thank me for this post later.

Shut up. I could beat up your mum, sister and auntie with one hand. Largely because they're one and the same person you redneck

Having just deleted some more of your posts, I'd suggest you work on your own quality control before turning your attention to our guests. I understand there are deep breathing techniques which can help you combat the rage you feel. Otherwise, perhaps a short holiday might be in order. Please do not reply to this post with another 'witty' jpeg. DDT

NO!!!! Just out of interest, I've checked and it would appear that the 200 most prolific posters (50 or more posts) have, between them, amassed a total of 172,038 posts. That's taken over 10 years. Rough calculation: 17,200 posts per year equates to 86 posts per year per person; but, approximately three-quarters of those no longer post regularly, if at all. So, if we say that there are 50 'active & prolific' users and they all post at the same average rate as the 200 have unto now, (roughly 86 posts/year) we'd achieve 4,301 posts in a year. Even if all the posts were in this thread, at one name per post it would take 232.5 years to reach a million. Even maryport would struggle with that rate of output. NB this is not a scientific hypothesis.

My posts don't require any "quality control" from DDT, thx muchly. What I choose to post to charon is my own fuckin business. And anyway if you really do like most of my posts why annoy me by deleting the few you don't, you silly fuck? Maybe you should be called DevonPowerTrip. No. What you choose to post to Charon becomes everyone else's business when its splattered all over a public forum and as such it will be subject to moderation. Unless he were to object, you are of course welcome to use the PM facility to send whatever abuse you like in his direction. Your very childish reaction to me deleting a few of your more immature posts is most disappointing. I don't appreciate being addressed as a "silly fuck" by anyone and certainly not by you. Nevertheless, as you erroneously consider that I am singling you out personally for censorship, I will rise above your comment and leave it on public view. In any case, I believe that your post says more about you than it does about me. Have a nice weekend.

I thought the whole point of DeathList was to be rude to each other. There's a reason why it's called deathlist.net and not mylittlepony.net, haha.I checked the howto page, all I see is Lord F. Nelson bickering with Deathgray. Oh well... If you want to be South Korean, we can always call you Dr. Psyorders (ok that was uncreative). I wasnt "bickering" I was merely pointing out that his thread was shit, most of, if not all, his threads are shit and that I find him an irritating pain in the arse. All of the above points cannot be argued to the contrary by anybody but Deathray. He's just making sure we have enough material for his upcoming masterpiece called Name a Million Locked Threads.

Not gonna lie, I like reading a good bit of argy bargy on here. It amuses me. And if that is wrong, then I don't want to be right

RIP, a fine wummin..

I thought the whole point of DeathList was to be rude to each other. There's a reason why it's called deathlist.net and not mylittlepony.net, haha. I checked the howto page, all I see is Lord F. Nelson bickering with Deathray. Oh well... If you want to be South Korean, we can always call you Dr. Psyorders (ok that was uncreative).

I think Michael Palin will go first because the poor bastard will be on a train somewhere and someone will confuse him for Michael Portillo and sock him right in the face very hard. No actually I think it will go like this. 1. Eric Idle 2. John Cleese 3. Terry Gilliam 4/5 is a toss-up between Palin and Jones.

HAHA! Brilliant. Lucky I just finished a sip of coffee before I read that.

888,656. Roy Plomley (which eight dead people would you most like to be on a desert island with?)

If the "style" as you put it merely consists of tawdry bickering with other members, the baffling insertion of pictures of random men's faces and generally spoiling for a fight then, yes, I'm afraid that they will be liable to removed from public view. Not so much because they are offensive, but more because they upset the general ambience of the place and go against the unwritten rule that we should all try to get along. In my view - and I am happy to be challenged on this - the posters who enjoy the slanging matches masquerading as debate here are a vocal minority and my decision to remove your and Charon's latest interaction with each other was to perhaps discourage you from wasting the effort of doing it again. I like most of your posts Dr Z, really I do. You are more than welcome to express your opinion here and I wouldn't dream of deleting the posts above, not least so everyone can bear witness to the massive chip you have on your shoulder. Strictly between you and me, I've been a mod on Wikipedia for several years now. I don't believe I've encountered you on any of the Pacific Island pages?

What the fuck are you on about? Did it fall butter side down this morning Toastie?

What the fuck are you on about?

828,632. Bob Holness

The composer of Duelling Banjos, Arthur Smith has died aged 93.

828,450. Bob Fosse

Gabriel Garcia Marquez hospitalised in Mexico City.

The "name a million dead people" thread. I'm really struggling not to abuse my mod powers by locking it. But it's hard to overcome my own personal prejudices in the face of such a monumental pile of crap.

And more importantly, are they obit-worthy?

Spoilsport. I suppose it would be entertaining . But i think brucie is one of the good guys ( saying that and he gets arrested by yewtree detectives next week) and I can think of a few above bruce that deserve it more. Then again with bruce refusing to retire maybe its probably how he would like to die. Bruce Forsyth is one of those people who splits the opinions of the nation but I must admit that he is the King of Light Entertainment, you may not like the product but he is one of the best proponents of the form. Ask yourself the question who would you rather watch Bruce, Jim Davidson, Michael Barrymore, Jonathon Ross or Lionel Blair. I rest my case. Lionel Blair, every time! Bob Monkhouse. Sadly so lacking on TV these days, you'd think he died a decade ago or something.

Spoilsport. I suppose it would be entertaining . But i think brucie is one of the good guys ( saying that and he gets arrested by yewtree detectives next week) and I can think of a few above bruce that deserve it more. Then again with bruce refusing to retire maybe its probably how he would like to die. Bruce Forsyth is one of those people who splits the opinions of the nation but I must admit that he is the King of Light Entertainment, you may not like the product but he is one of the best proponents of the form. Ask yourself the question who would you rather watch Bruce, Jim Davidson, Michael Barrymore, Jonathon Ross or Lionel Blair. I rest my case. I'd watch Sooty in preference to any of that lot and read a book in preference to watching Sooty. We have a choice!