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I don't understand the point of this website... Havelange did a mistake, but it doesn't cancell what he did for football. For example, if you think Zidane, you don't only remember the final of 2006 and his header on Materazzi. You first remember the great player he was. Actually I'd bet most people think of the head-butt first.

I don't actually drink a lot . . .. but I stink like a skunk.

Would probably describe her as "the photographer best known for her work with Bette Page", but that's not really GuestGuest's style. Oh come off it you sanctimonious twat, let's call a spade a spade, In other news, Herb Jeffries, the only-now racist cowboy in America has died. Just waiting on a UK obit for my second centenarian hit of 2014 http://www.latimes.c...ory.html#page=1 Surely it must be frustrating that after almost 6 months, your only two hits are for your team of super old people, a.k.a. centenarians?

Unlike Bank Holiday Monday.

Your English class had a retard? Hmmmmm, let me guess..............

My ears were burning so I thought I would join up. Hi everyone. Greetings from pissing down with rain Glasgow. Nice site lads. PS - the moderator has my permission to send my email address to the Man in Black to verify I am who I am (if you know what I mean and don't start singing drag queen songs!)

That would be because he doesn't have AIDS. Oh, and you misspelled surprised... Quelle surprise... regards. Hein

Nick Griffin is still very much alive but might have to devote even more of his copious Twitter feed to discussions of birdwatching from now on, because...he's not an MEP anymore!

Aye, a fair shake up. Apologies for the delay, bbq, beer, hot sun, decent afternoon, but all sorted now: Scoreboard Rotten Ali - 1225 Maryportfuncity – 1176 Death Impends – 1038 The Engineer - 1000 Book – 996 Estuarian Float – 974 Toast - 870 MSC – 865 Uschi – 669 Damon Killian – 574 Bibliogryphon – 512 Time – 463 Whitehouse - 359 Captain Chorizo - 309

So did anyone watch Vote 2014 (BBC) or Decision Time (Sky) on Thursday night, the level of UKIP pandering was truly laughable. But the lack of coverage of the Greens in the media in the run up to these elections is much more worrying. If you purely watched the news you'd think it was UKIP who actually controlled a council rather than the Greens out of the two.

In order to atone for going off topic here I will post a list of things i like in Room Lovely look you. In the near future. I do not want to define myself be negative associations. Good for you. Yes I probably went a bit over the top this is supposed to be a TV thread after all. I have no problem with being associated with negative opinions however.

Nabors to retire his Indy 500 act.

Alfie Patten the 13 year old father has joined Fathers For Justice. He said: "It makes sense really, as i allready have a Spiderman costume"

A yorkshireman walks into a vets and says, "I've come about t'cat". The Vet says, "Is it a tom?". Yorkshireman replies, "No it's down here in t'basket".

Q: How many children with attention-deficit disorder does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's ride bikes!

I tried to enter a marathon the other day. It took me weeks to get the peanuts out from under my foreskin. (Ok, they might have been called Snickers for the past 15 years, but that's not my fault)

What's the difference between apathy and ignorance? I don't know and I don't care

One is a self-regarding throwback pursuing a job that long since ceased to matter or produce anything of value to anyone else, the other is a Scottish sheep farmer.

More up to date: What's brown and half eaten? The last pope.