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Guest (Dean) Last warning. News of her death was reported 2 hours before you and 4 posts above yours. Shame I seem to have lost the ability to post smilies, you'd be getting the red card one.

A list of those allegdly bedded by DOE would make Deathray's infamous list in Political Frailty look short and inconsequential.

Not starting a thread for her not starting a thread for her not starting a thread for her Too ill to attend her own birthday. Which, considering even a month ago she was turning up to fucking dog fashion shows, probably indicates we're on the clock. Update via, of course, the personal facebook page of Vicki Michelle from Allo Allo/70s softcore porn. So, will Lord Archer do the decent thing and show up for the funeral? Dunno, did he make it to Monica Coghlan's? Yeah, and they charged him for entry!

Not starting a thread for her not starting a thread for her not starting a thread for her Too ill to attend her own birthday. Which, considering even a month ago she was turning up to fucking dog fashion shows, probably indicates we're on the clock. Update via, of course, the personal facebook page of Vicki Michelle from Allo Allo/70s softcore porn. So, will Lord Archer do the decent thing and show up for the funeral? Dunno, did he make it to Monica Coghlan's? Surely he was too grand for that.

All those people campaigning for the right to die like chris woodhead should just book a flight with Malaysia airlines problem solved.

Of course he would, but - broken collarbone aside - he was in fine fettle tearing up those Yorkshire hills on his bike a few weeks back. May well be breathing in another 20 years.

It was one of the more bizarre twists in the Marvel world, is he/she going to have a sex change or is it going to be a "someone broke his hammer" kind of thing? Apparently the comic book fans are now getting upset that Captain America is going to be black. They can cope with an African American president but not a fav comic book character. There are a good few people that have problems with the president being black. If the president isn't a white middle-aged man, they get worried that he's not going to be a good christian.

Aye, that really pisses me off, very rude of them. Would love to stop and chat but there's police in the road, the local vicar in handcuffs and his computer in a plastic bag. Dunno what it's about...I'll get back to you.

Or The Pain from MGS3....

It's a real shame that, if you are all over the place, you are still here posting shite!

I got that one by text a couple of days ago, do I know you? I just got it by text from Mr LB about an hour ago I sent it to a ginger friend, who replied in a not-so-friendly tone that it was the 12th time she had received it today.

*Potential Spoiler Alert* During my dinner break yesterday I popped over to the shop across the road for some juice with a friend. He picked up a copy of the book and investigated the last pages as he stood in a rather long line waiting to be served. After reading the last page he exclaimed: "Oh for f**k sake. He's alive on the last page. He disnae f****n' die. What a lot o' shite". I hope none of the people in that shop had bought the book and were looking forward to an exciting ending where the boy wizard was tipped to die...

Has Philip been listed before? If not, perhaps next year he should make his debut. We need a distinguished person to succeed the late Pope. He seems in reasonably good health at the moment but he is 85 next year - that's living on borrowed time in my book. Incidentally I believe that, after the Queen Mum, he's the longest-lived royal consort.