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  1. 3 points
    His obit headline practically writes itself, doesn't it?
  2. 2 points
    A budget funeral, surely, offering endless sausage rolls from value backs. Owt else would be inappropriate. And the coffin should suddenly snap just when it's about half-way lowered into the ground. Coffin? Cardboard box, you mean. regards, Hein
  3. 2 points
    A budget funeral, surely, offering endless sausage rolls from value backs. Owt else would be inappropriate.
  4. 2 points
    I thought something was up when I tried phoning him and kept getting his answering machine.
  5. 1 point
    You've made me nervous now. I've still got six weeks to go.
  6. 1 point
    whats the point of investigating it? They're all bloody dead anyway! Are they going to put their corpses on trial? Minor channel gold...bring it on!!
  7. 1 point
    Is it not just a case of them changing the film? No, I checked my tv schedule, which fel into my mailbox last wednesday, and this film was announced to be aired today. So yes,BBC must have seen this happen. When are they showing the next Clint Eastwood movie?
  8. 1 point
    One thing is for sure. I survived this list! Just made 45 this week.
  9. 1 point
    Tiger Woods & Stevie Wonder are in a bar...Tiger says Stevie, "How's the singing career going?" Stevie replies, "Not too bad. How's the golf?" Woods says "I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that right, now." Stevie: "I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right." Incredulous, Tiger says, "You play GOLF?" "Yes, I've been playing for years." Tiger: "But -- you're blind! How can you play golf if you can't see?" Stevie: "Well, I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves > to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice." "But, how do you putt" asks Tiger. "Well", says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball towards his voice." Tiger: "What's your handicap?" Stevie: "Well, actually -- I'm a scratch golfer." Woods says to Stevie, "We've got to play a round sometime." Stevie: "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole. Is that a problem?" Woods thinks about it and says, "I can afford that; OK, I'm game for that.. $10,000 a hole is fine with me. When would you like to play?" Stevie: "Pick a night."
  10. 1 point
    Ummm.. get ya brain in gear mate. It's probably not gonna happen there after something like this. Only if Putin gets taken out by someone or other... (and yes that is a euphemism for the CIA) and Russia gets a new leader who chooses a path of sanity. And anyway, aren't you worried about the possibility of much greater implications than just an "awkwardly-located" World Cup in four years' fucking time? Even if Putin does carry on being nuts and the World Cup happens there, try doing what I do - don't give a flying fuck about the World Cup.
  11. 1 point
    I'll confess I hadn't appreciated how poorly Baroness Campbell of Surbiton is, despite Deadsox picking her as a Deathrace candidate. Her high profile in the right to die shenanigans yesterday gave all the form studiers a good chance to consider their 2015 options. A certain amount of mirth ensued at MPFC Towers when the young 'un and his lady friend stumbled through the door clearly the worse for wear during the ten o' clock news and the young lady saw Baroness Campbell on television. I told her Baroness Campbell was fine and had simply togged up in the House of Lords to make a point, at the point the young 'un's lady friend finally sussed the wind up a couple of cushions flew in my direction. But when I heard Michelle Hussien interviewing her earlier on the Today programme it was like hearing a Dalek talking. Defininitly one of ours. http://www.baronesscampbellofsurbiton.com/
  12. 1 point
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