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Oi, is it only me that felt for that poor dog, belonging to the Spanish nurse? Put to sleep yesterday.

Hammill when he appeared on Criminal Minds was in danger of looking a bit like Shatner

She was on The Last Leg a few weeks back - physically she appears fine, but she's clearly as mad as a box of frogs.

Does Ebola only kill blacks, or have any whites died? Only once you start to get a few dead whities will the shit hit the fan. If the shit really does hit the fan, the whities are likely to end up looking brown...

Source: http://www.startrek....lks-first-movie Meanwhile, Trekkies aren't exactly known for taking things lightly, so the reaction to the news on a few Trek noticeboards has been interesting. Mods have basically been shutting down the discussions on the allegations fairly quickly and some Trekkies are swearing they will never watch The Motion Picture again. I'm a massive Trek fan and I'll never watch The Motion Picture again because: A - it's overly long and B - when I went into a Parisian cinema in 1980 to watch it, it was in English with French subtitles. I went to see it with my married sister when it first came out and we went to the pub for a quick drink before going home. Together with her husband, they owned a shop and a known gossipy customer came in the following day to inform my brother-in-law that she had seen his wife in the pub with a man. He replied along the lines of - they're brother and sister and I don't think their relationship is incestuous. She left without saying another word.

Digital TV and its ever increasing stations that broadcast 99% shite. Bring back analogue TV, 5 stations was adequate.

You don't have anything to worry about Holland came second last year by entering an original and not half bad song. (Interesting strategy) Some clever dick worked it all out a few years ago. It's one of those "why didn't I think of that" ideas: enter experienced musicians and have them perform work or their own, without consulting the public in the choice. That last bit received some flak, which was silenced by the results. regards, Hein

We have a thread about running out of Dicks elsewhere. Does anyone know if Fannys are in short supply yet? It is worse than that they are being wantonly destroyed. I recently saw a reprint of Enid Blyton's The Magic Faraway Tree and Fanny has had her name changed.

As mentioned on May 6th Aye, but everbody need good nabors

Will Fidel Sharon be next?

Spotted trying to smuggle Haribo's into the country?