A dangerous mistake if you're - like - 14 years old and back stage.
A choice between a paedophile and a born again Christian would actually cause a slight hesitation...
I woke up this morning in a terrible state, I was covered in lottery tickets. I dashed to the doctor and he said, "Ah, I've been expecting this, the uk's first case of tombola."
Can somebody direct me to the coat rack? I'm sure I saw it on the way in.
That's not Pete Shelley of the Buzzcocks, btw! Incidentally I saw them live last weekend, it was a blast.
So in a way, he's never really had his own identity. He was Shane Fenton mark II, and Alvin Stardust mark II
Erm, his death didn't exactly make our TV news so I'm not really surprised.
Think he's got more important things to worry about at the moment......... like texting pictures of cute ponies to Rebekah Brooks....