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The Living End will be back next year with a half decent team . When I finish outside the top ten ,I get all competitive again.

Sister Wendy Beckett really should be on next year's list. She is becoming increasingly inactive and has made very few public appearances in the last 12 months. There may not be many more opportunities left to consider her. Furthermore the caravan where she lives as a hermit is situated in a glade of trees within the grounds of a convent. The amount of wet weather and strong winds over the last few years may have made these trees more susceptible to falling. A tumbling oak would make short work of the flimsy caravan roof, potentially permanently curtailing Sister Wendy's hours of contemplative prayer. .

Given my poor performance this year I'm stuffing my top 50 with the older crowd. Still all legitimately famous though, so not as low hanging as some nobody whose family are toying with switching off their life support machine which will definitely be covered by the Daily Mail because they are third cousins once removed to some TOWIE celebrity whose only claim to fame in the last 6 months was that the DM were able to long-lens her cellulite whilst she was showing off her 'so-called' bikini body in Ibiza whilst allegedly indulging in wild sex parties...which means publishing an obit for the original nobody gives the DM an excuse to publish the cellulite pictures again.

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I have no qualms about making my list public because considering my previous form anyone who copies my choices is doomed to disappointment Jean Alexander Rodney Bewes George H W Bush Pamela Cundell Liz Dawn Kirk Douglas John Freeman Zsa Zsa Gabor John Glenn Billy Graham Jeremy Hutchinson (Joker) Ethel Lang Les Munro Leonard Nimoy Leslie Philips Olaf Pooley Peter Sallis Sam Simon Phil Spector June Spencer

Also a few other famous Frenchmen over 80: Pierre Cardin (b. 1922) Jean Rochefort (b. 1930) Edouard Balladur (b. 1929) Pierre Boulez (b. 1925) Jeanne Moreau (b. 1928) Juliette Greco (b. 1927) Jean-Paul Belmondo (b. 1933)

1. Terror is quite fun. Its got a lot of really daft lines which I shan't spoil, but yeah, Pip and Jane are actually quite fun if you are in the right mood. It's also got a surprisingly strong cast for that era - Honor Blackman, Denys Hawthorne, Malcolm Tierney and Bellingham/Michael Jayston too. 2. Unfortunately, she gets worse. 1. I have seen Time and the Rani. 2. I have seen Time and the Rani. 1. A good point, well made! 2. A good point, well made! Carrot juice, carrot juice, carrot juice. I finished Trial last night. I can honestly say that Lynda Bellingham is probably the best person in it. So the Doctor really did commit genocide against the Vervoids and got away with it! I am now watching the "Trials and Tribulations" feature and it is more gripping than the story itself. Whilst all that politics was going on at the BBC, with Saward lashing out, Baker being fired, Grade trying to wrap the show up and so on, Jimmy Savile was fiddling kids down the corridor. What a screwed up organisation. And... "So, this big 14 part story. Surely we've worked out how we're going to tie it all up?" "Don't worry, I've set acclaimed writer Bob Holmes on it." "Thank god." (a day later) "Err, about acclaimed writer Bob Holmes?" "Yeah?" "He's dead." "Bugger."

Thorpe was the last living Liberal MP from the 1950s. The earliest now are from the 1964 election... *Eric Lubbock (86) who we heard the other day is terminally ill *George Mackie, who's 96 next year Both sit in the Lords. Tick tock, tick tock...

Phew, that was close.