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I was working in the garden this weekend and my wife was about to take a shower. I realized that I couldn't find the rake. I yelled up to my wife, 'Where is the rake?' She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, 'What?' I pointed to my eye, and then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion. Then my wife wasn't sure and said 'What?' I repeated the gestures. 'Eye - Kneed - The Rake' My wife replied that she understands and signals back. She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her backside, and finally to her private area. Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one. Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, 'What the hell was that?' She replies, 'Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush' !!!!

Because he had his own brand of popping corn at one point in time and even more because he has an acting resume of some length. Included in his roles were that of Cliff Barnes on the long running serial drama Dallas. He appeared in the original run and in the more recent revamped and updated version of the show. Born the day following Bastille Day in the year of our Lord listed as 1935, Kenneth Kercheval will be a standard 80 years of age this July. On IMDB he is the only actor listed as being born in Walcottville, Indiana. More than 20 years ago he had lung cancer, fought it, had surgery to remove a lung lobe or two or maybe more, and won his battle and still lives on. Still working he has been seen in dozens upon dozens of movies and television programs over the years. Also rumored to have at times imbibed in a little to much alcohol (not sure his present drinking status), he could conceivably drive off a Cliff Will be a-waiting and a-watching.

It looks like I found the problem: BBCode parsing wasn't enabled. A quick look shows pictures etcetera now. My apologies for the inconvenience. regards, Hein

Peter Falk has Alzheimer's.

Peter Falk has Alzheimer's...

I made a similar mistake in my DDP theme team...but because themaninblack is a legend, I'm sure he'll fix it. http://www.davidhocking.org/aboutdavid.html You entered this guy? Preaching for 50 years, and married since 1962 which makes him at least 70 odd - possibly more. Not too shabby.

I made a similar mistake in my DDP theme team...but because themaninblack is a legend, I'm sure he'll fix it.

It has just been brought to my attention that I AM A MASSIVE TWAT and have written David HOCKING when I actually meant David HOCKNEY - can this be changed or will I be called a cheat?

I'm surprised that at 98 he still has enough hair to grow a pony tail

There's something very wrong about a 98 year old man...... with a pony tail

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-30659629 if true some things about this could start making an awful lot of sense

Because he had his own brand of popping corn at one point in time and even more because he has an acting resume of some length. Included in his roles were that of Cliff Barnes on the long running serial drama Dallas. He appeared in the original run and in the more recent revamped and updated version of the show. Born the day following Bastille Day in the year of our Lord listed as 1935, Kenneth Kercheval will be a standard 80 years of age this July. On IMDB he is the only actor listed as being born in Walcottville, Indiana. More than 20 years ago he had lung cancer, fought it, had surgery to remove a lung lobe or two or maybe more, and won his battle and still lives on. Still working he has been seen in dozens upon dozens of movies and television programs over the years. Also rumored to have at times imbibed in a little to much alcohol (not sure his present drinking status), he could conceivably drive off a Cliff Will be a-waiting and a-watching. Thanks for answering my quasi-hostile 3AM drunk "I dont know who this is" posts with such levelheadedness and well-informed....ness. Or somethng. Instead of saying "Just google it" like anyone can.

Am I the only one in thinking that this early success may have been a case of shooting an arrow and painting a target where it lands? regards, Hein

Time will tell if that was a logical choice.

Can you reduce your sig to one line please instead of the 50 lines?

Well done, Spade. It was like Liverpool's 1980 league championship win. Not as good as '79 but still the same medal at the end of the day. Overall a bit of a strange year (in more ways than one for me). Close on 250 hits is going to be very difficult to top IMHO...

They always say the grass is greener on the other side I wonder if bill Maynard will find out this year.

The inventor of predictive text has died. His funfair will be hello on Sundial.

The federal government has issued a travel warning due to the cold weather. They suggest that anyone traveling in the current blizzard conditions should make sure they carry the following: - Shovel - Blankets or sleeping bag - Extra clothing including hat and gloves - 24 hours worth of food - De-icer - Rock salt - Flashlight with spare batteries - Road flares or reflective triangles - Full spare gas can - First aid kit - Booster cables I looked like an idiot on the bus this morning

Be warned, children, this is your brain on accountancy. regards, Hein

Is that worse?

It's a nice day for a......... white (man's) funeral.

You could always pretend by fucking off and not posting again