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Yep.

and father-in-law of Edward Woodward and grandfather to Emily Woodward but no relation to Ed Wood, Roy Wood or Woody Woodpecker or summat.

Maybe in a straight fight but I picture Maryport as being more of a sneak-up-and-stab-him-in-the-back kind of person... You sound like my bitter ex-business partner. Saw him in Carlisle a while back, didn't chuck him any change, mind!

I can imagine it would come under "Have you ever committed a criminal act, or an act that directly contravenes the policies you intend to push through as Prime Minister?" which should be the first question anybody asks a potential prime minister. The pig thing would fall under the former and the drugs the latter. I'm no legal eagle but what law says I can't stick my appendage in a dead pig (with the owner's consent)? The criminal act with the drugs was that he was allegedly listening to Supertramp!

Didn't do Clinton much harm tbf.

Ditto as Toast. If you're doing it through Google image search, you gotta go "view image" and then take the URL, otherwise it's a gazzillion characters of shite.

Is this new information, or yet another misinterpretation of his brief hospice stay while his wife was away? No it isn`t knew but it is clear from the article that his wife is providing hospice cere of some sort at home on a permanent basis otherwise he wouldn`t have been admitted while she was away. No, it just means that his wife is his principal carer. It's not uncommon for people (even those not at death's door) to have short stays in a hospice to give their carers a respite. It's one of the functions of a hospice.

Good actor. "Dickens of London" is recommended, though no longer on YouTube. I'd mention he was a villain in Murder She Wrote, but that seems to come free with the SAG card.

Roy Dotrice (b.1923) is a year older than Bayldon but maybe not as well known but has been working more recently.

One of my favorite obits this year---Daniel Thompson, who invented the bagel-making machine allowing for their mass production. A huge RIP and thank you good sir! SC http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/22/business/daniel-thompson-whose-bagel-machine-altered-the-american-diet-dies-at-94.html?smprod=nytcore-iphone&smid=nytcore-iphone-share

Bayldon's 83, not sure he's as good a bet as Gudrun for general entertainment value, though he did make a gloriously eccentric appearance in Marc Bolan's Born to Boogie movie.

Every one is special...I'm amazed I've lasted this long!

It's my birthday week so I'll try and drop in as much as I can. It's already kicked off with a day out today with my besties, I'll probably trawl the bars for availables tomorrow (my birfday, never happens for me) and spend the rest of the week out and about somehow. Just a tad tipsy already.

So, did David Cameron skull fuck a dead pig? Edit: Whoops, didn't see this discussion already going on in the by-election thread.

"...black, white, yellow. No one knows."

Nasty little post. "Happy birthday" would have been sufficient.

At least this game means that the Deaths of Sacks and Sewell did not go to waste. Respectable joint 5th with lots of points still on the board.

I didn't realise he had started asking Mark Rylance to do appearances for him.

Not necessarily. Superfast is a bit of a con trick, unless you need a high speed for data/music downloading or your broadband speed is mega shite but a provider will offer you superfast to compensate it, don't bother. My landline STILL don't work. You are fucking joking!!!!! I'm fucking not. They refuse to fix it. Insist it's my fault. Costs me a fortune to keep ringing them from my mobile, and it's causing me so much grief I've stopped bothering, it boils my fucking piss so much each time I try and speak to them that I'll have a fucking coronary soon. I've taken to gobbing on every Openreach van I see Its not down to Openreach, its down to your provider. They only refuse to send us out to fix it because you refuse to pay. Your best bet is to contact Ofcom and tell them what a bunch of fucktards your provider is. Its Talk Talk, isnt it? They are the worlds worst, I cannot even begin to understand how they are still a functioning business, every customer Ive ever been to that's had them has exclaimed 'Never Again!

Not necessarily. Superfast is a bit of a con trick, unless you need a high speed for data/music downloading or your broadband speed is mega shite but a provider will offer you superfast to compensate it, don't bother. My landline STILL don't work. You are fucking joking!!!!! I'm fucking not. They refuse to fix it. Insist it's my fault. Costs me a fortune to keep ringing them from my mobile, and it's causing me so much grief I've stopped bothering, it boils my fucking piss so much each time I try and speak to them that I'll have a fucking coronary soon. I've taken to gobbing on every Openreach van I see

Maybe in a straight fight but I picture Maryport as being more of a sneak-up-and-stab-him-in-the-back kind of person...

Norman Farberow, 'Father of Suicide Prevention', dies on World Suicide Prevention Day, aged 97: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/norman-farberow-suicide-prevention-dies_55f65e9ee4b077ca094f7509 It wasn't the full irony potential though, because he didn't commit suicide.

That's the ultimate all-purpose offensive joke. I usually use cancer, or gang rape. I mean I use them as the punchline, not in any weird BDSM sense. What's worse than gang rape? Having a worm in your apple Nah, I don't get it! Hoi!!! 6 out of 7 people like gang rape! Well there's always at least one conscious stricken male... That's one for the feminists!