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He doesn't look too bad, Catherine looks stunning, and I don't know what's going on in that last picture (although the word "swap" comes to mind).

So is a rando 80 yo who doesn't have any immediate illness. If I had to bet the house on someone to die in 2018 a bet on Artie Lange is more likely to pay off then say Clint Eastwood who could be here in 15-20 years.

I say no to those above tbh. Those types of people are way too much of a risk to take.

I'm going to be the pedant and point out that William Christopher died last year. If Wayne Rogers was left off the 2016 collage then William should be too. Also, unless my eyes are deceiving me then Hywel Bennett is a notable omission.

Deathrace Form Guide #36 Peter Wyngarde DDP dispute in the making (since a range of biographies locate his birth year from 1924 to 1933). Either way, the aged thesp has had his fair share of Q/O making highs (like the heart-throb role of stylish detective Jason King that saw the image above become spread and self-satisfy fodder for a generation of British housewives). The wheels - and lust of many women - came off his career in the mid-seventies when tabloid coverage of what the Wikipedia now refers to as "an act of gross indecency" made it clear Wyngarde's tastes might not reciprocate those of his most ardent admirers (who had only months to wait for Martin Shaw to turn them on again - but we digress). Wyngarde himself claims not to know his date of birth and also made clear in an interview damn near a quarter of century ago that problems with alcohol made him amazed he'd lived as long as he had. That comment was years ago and he might at least content himself that public understanding of alcoholism has moved on, so too our tolerence for the urges that drove him to fall foul of the rozzers when in action with a rent boy (in the bogs at Gloucester Bus Station FFS!), but we digress again. As of today I'll out the man for continuing to live and having a life so colourful doubtless the highly memorable Telegraph obit is already written.

Which is more than I can say for the poor sod who has to collect the tiger semen.

Who should be on the list? Well, people who are still alive who were good picks who have been missed in previous years! But, we need to start including big names with no particular health problems who were born around 1930 - that means your Sean Connerys and Clint Eastwoods need to start making an appearance on the list around now as they are old enough and it would be bad to miss them.

Frank Miller

25 to keep assuming King Michael of Romania snuffs it by the weekend Kirk Douglas Vera Lynn Billy Graham Lord Carrington Duke of Edinburgh Denis Norden Pierre Cardin Stan Lee Olivia De Haviland Herman Wouk Bob Dole Leah Bracknell Jimmy Carter Leslie Phillips Robert Mugabe Javier Perez De Cuellar Nobby Stiles Jill Gascoine Bob Barker George Bush sr Pope Benedict Hosni Mubarak Desmond Tutu Gay Byrne Valerie Harper New/returning John McCain Linda Nolan Shane McGowan Jean, Grand Duke of Luxembourg Doris Day Richard Baker Stanley Baxter Clive James Tessa Jowell Harry Belafonte Jimmy Greaves Barbara Bush Johnny Hallyday Roger Bannister Murray Walker Stan Bowles Charlotte Rae Olivia Newton-John Mark E Smith Gudrun Ure Jacques Chirac Malcolm Young Sheila Mercier Martin Peters Larry King

Complete with LSD.

Dear goodness why, on posting that emoticon did I think of LFN? Bloody Pavlov.

Anyone seen Charon and Simon Cowell in the same room? Was it hot milk you were getting? Hope ye continue doing well

Form Guide #6 This absolute scumbag, aka Harvey Weinstein, is know to have sexually assaulted over 40 women in some way, shape, or form. A little known fact is that Weinstein was also a film producer for films such as Pulp Fiction and Clerks, but you never think of him when you watch those films cause all most people know him for is sexual assault. With his career ruined now, could he potentially be one on the suicide watchlist?

Sean Hughes coffed the stat that proper full blown allies like us are more likely to die of lung cancer.... So suck it up

I'm in Wiltshire and apart from the weird orange haze and a bit of wind it's been a lovely day.

There are people out there whose kindness, warmth and general manner make grumpy old bastards like me smile. Well that and my Granddaughter.

Thats just fucking wrong but funny.

Add a Percocet 10mg and a bottle of this stuff and you are good to go, oh yes indeedy.

Aldi's Bellucci Créme Caramel £4.69 for 50cl, just tried this stuff and it's fucking gorgeous, the liqueur equivalent of opiates.

Well that makes two of us. Im afraid it is a ritual if Im not working. I make bloody sure that Im laying, prone, on the Sofa listening to the finest TV anchor man in the country. Stelling is class. Everything has to fit around it, luckily Lady FN is quite a fan of it too. That makes 3 of us. I never thought I'd be peas-in-a-pod with Saturday-afternoon couch spuds 'arry and the missus, but (when I had Sky, which I don't these days) I used to wait with bated breath (almost, twixt-spliff) for the Hartlepool score. I recall when they got sent down (forget which season, it was fairly recently), and the gradually-unfolding drama of Jeff Stelling's personal tragedy was the best entertainment on telly for years! And, whilst I'm here and vaguely on-topic, Soccer AM. Lovely.

The sweet music of witches and post-whores, screaming their last at the stake as the flames lick higher...

I'm a fan of Chinese food but after reading a recent documentary I learned in a majority of restaurants 'the cola ' is fried. I don't trust my local Chinese restaurant near me. Do you trust yours? I advise the cheap way out which will not only save you money, but it will save you from heart attacks, strokes and diabetes. Order a Water! Peace, The Philosopher

I saw that too What would I put into Room Lovely? Coca cola and crisps obviously... What? Stop looking at me like that. Okay for my real entries for Room Lovely: The Chinese take away up the road. Telly programs on forensics (including CSI and Dexter). Modern telecommunications like mobile telephones and tinterweb (uhm... the internet).