DevonDeathTrip

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Another admin here. Welcome, new members Please ignore Sir Creep. I'm not one for slinging insults, so I wouldn't stoop to calling him a complete bellend or anything like that... Anyway, look forward to seeing all of your new threads - go for it!

@maryportfuncity - I see your pick, child murderer Urfan Sharif, is in a bad way after having his throat slashed with a tuna tin lid yesterday.

There's a really good obituary for Gianni Savio written by his friend, the broadcaster and author Daniel Friebe. I used to love listening to Savio on the Cycling Podcast: there was an episode during this year's Giro where they visited him recuperating at home and he seemed very optimistic about his prospects.

Bernie Ecclestone, time for an outsider to shine.

Number two please. We're well overdue an assassination.

Donald Trump to replace June Spencer please. (In this pool, not on The Archers)

Cornelius Horan June Spencer Lesley Saweard Dennis Skinner Helene Ahrweiler Princess Bajrakitiyabha Esther Rantzen Patricia Green King Charles Princess Katherine Sub Queen Camilla Vladimir Putin Thank you so much for running the competition again. I've entered every single year so this is my twentieth attempt at victory

One of only three cyclists to win all five of the 'monument' races. Also from the same village as contemporary cycling legend Wout van Aert.

Adam Hunt, International Master, chess author and coach for the UK's junior team. Anyone else watching the World Championship? I'm enjoying this one and it's very close.

He was the much loved weatherman on BBC South West Spotlight news for decades. My abiding memory of Craig Rich is that he used to end his segment with a weather related painting sent in by a child - including my own abstract storm effort in about 1983 He was also instrumental in uncovering the fraudulent efforts of Donald Crowhurst.

I really worry about Tetleys going the same way. It would leave a cataclysmic void in my life if they went bust .

Irish folkie, Johnny Duhan, 74, perhaps better known for his songwriting, has drowned in a swimming accident off the Galway coast. A woman also died in the same incident. He wrote The Voyage , covered by Christy Moore, among others.

Me neither. Personally I'd be in favour of giving the facepalm reaction a long holiday.

A bad business. But this too will pass