BCAlum2000 42 Posted March 13, 2021 It's been over three weeks since we had a major high profile celebrity death. The last high profile celebrity death was Rush Limbaugh on February 17. Yes, we've had celebrity deaths, but nothing real high profile in a while. Also, I think 2021 is already proving to be a much better year, and I predicted that we will have a lot less celebrity deaths. At least in the United States, the pandemic appears to be on the wane, and doctors are now saying things can get back to normal as early as APRIL, and definitely by summer. Right now, many states have lifted all restrictions and have even lifted mask mandates. Many offices are reopening. A lot of my friends who have been working from home are ordered to go back to the office full time. We've had a ton of celebrities who had brushes with death this year and survived, including Dr. Dre, Tiger Woods and Ashley Judd. All had near death experiences and survived. All were almost swallowed by the jaws of death. Could their recovery mirror 2021? If this were 2020, all three would have died and joined the ranks of Kobe Bryant, Chadwick Boseman, and Naya Rivera. If 2020 was the year of death, 2021 is the year of recovery and comebacks... And 2022 will be the year of hedonism and good times... Maybe some force out there is saying, "okay, we killed enough young celebrities. I will spare Tiger Woods and Ashley Judd, and hope humanity can follow their steps and move on the path towards recovery." Also, New Jersey just legalized weed. Fans can now attend sporting events in New York. Theaters in West End will open soon, and Broadway is likely to follow... So no matter what, 2021 is already a better year. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,217 Posted March 13, 2021 Gooseberry you killed Murray Walker. You have a lot to answer for. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,361 Posted March 13, 2021 Well my sensing skills were very timely, apt and not off kilter at all... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,536 Posted March 13, 2021 4 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: Well my sensing skills were very timely, apt and not off kilter at all... Aye, planning to use these powers for good anytime soon? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,361 Posted March 22, 2021 A forewarning that I am sensing another bowel movement. The last time I revealed on this thread I could sense a bowel movement on the way a 'hit' for the committee was announced the next day in the form of Murray Walker which was even quicker than I expected. Just saying... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,232 Posted March 22, 2021 21 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: A forewarning that I am sensing another bowel movement. The last time I revealed on this thread I could sense a bowel movement on the way a 'hit' for the committee was announced the next day in the form of Murray Walker which was even quicker than I expected. Just saying... Sure it's not going to be just another zelebrity birth? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arghton 6,868 Posted March 22, 2021 Waiting for Bouteflika or Marcos to finally kick the bucket. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,755 Posted March 22, 2021 7 minutes ago, Toast said: Sure it's not going to be just another zelebrity birth? If that's what's causing Gooseberry to think his bowels are on the move, not only is he more famous than I imagined (even if only z), it's also something of an anatomical first for humans rather than, say, seahorses. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,361 Posted March 22, 2021 11 minutes ago, Toast said: Sure it's not going to be just another zelebrity birth? No its definitely not that kind of shit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,232 Posted March 22, 2021 5 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: No its definitely not that kind of shit! Aha, an admission. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,361 Posted March 22, 2021 38 minutes ago, Toast said: Aha, an admission. More a metaphor or analogy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lafaucheuse 4,080 Posted March 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: A forewarning that I am sensing another bowel movement. The last time I revealed on this thread I could sense a bowel movement on the way a 'hit' for the committee was announced the next day in the form of Murray Walker which was even quicker than I expected. Just saying... I don't believe in everything like premonition, psychic abilities or anything else like that. But that's weird bc most of the time I tend to "feel" when a hit is coming too. Not those unexpected deaths, but something obvious like Dole, Bouteflika, Philip… And I feel it too tonight. Dole ? maybe Leslie Phillips… 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,217 Posted March 22, 2021 At the rate motor racing is going it may well be Sir FW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,478 Posted March 22, 2021 2 hours ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: A forewarning that I am sensing another bowel movement. Imagine someone unfamiliar with The Great Enema of 2020 reading this. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,645 Posted March 25, 2021 Seems somewhat constipated at the moment... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,361 Posted March 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Bibliogryphon said: Seems somewhat constipated at the moment... Well be ready for a plop followed by plentiful use of toilet paper sooner rather than later....! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,104 Posted March 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Bibliogryphon said: Seems somewhat constipated at the moment... Agreed. It seems to be doing a very good impression of the Suez Canal at the moment. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,454 Posted March 25, 2021 2 hours ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: Well be ready for a plop followed by plentiful use of toilet paper sooner rather than later....! Well just make sure that the next ones to emerge from the nought are not upsetting like Murray! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,361 Posted March 25, 2021 29 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said: Well just make sure that the next ones to emerge from the nought are not upsetting like Murray! 29 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said: Well just make sure that the next ones to emerge from the nought are not upsetting like Murray! I will try my best! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,104 Posted March 26, 2021 Just like this thread: Suez Canal: Ships stuck in 'traffic jam' as salvage efforts continue - BBC News 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,361 Posted March 26, 2021 3 hours ago, Bentrovato said: Just like this thread: Suez Canal: Ships stuck in 'traffic jam' as salvage efforts continue - BBC News You can count on progress or a resolution soon! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 12,136 Posted March 27, 2021 LAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BCAlum2000 42 Posted April 4, 2021 I still predict 2021 is gonna be a slow year for celebrity deaths. Looks like Grim Reaper spared yet another high profile celebrity (DMX). 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 12,136 Posted April 4, 2021 7 hours ago, BCAlum2000 said: I still predict 2021 is gonna be a slow year for celebrity deaths. Looks like Grim Reaper spared yet another high profile celebrity (DMX). I want a bit of the drugs you are on. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,361 Posted May 19, 2021 A warning that I am sensing another bowel movement on the way. I don't think it will be too long, within another week or so, before the committee has to cross another name of the list after a big plop noise in the toilet bowl..... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
