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Deathlist Cup 2022

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LizLemon 0 v. Masterffull 0
Sir Cunto 0 v. theoldlady 0
Salmon Mousse 6 v. MortalCaso 0
Wormfarmer 0 v. grobler 0
TQR 3 v. Gooseberry Crumble 0
HDS 0 v. Pedro67 3
wannamaker 0 v. Famous6Eva 0
JoeMoneypenny 0 v. Sideik 3
GuyFromFuture 0 v. Captain Hemlock 0
Annami 6 v. Hell 0
ThereWillBeDeaths7 3 v. MariNisia 3
Grim Up North 3 v. the_engineer 0
Predictor 0 v. Great Uncle Bulgaria 0
YoungWillz 0 v. Pop_Zeus 0
BabyBlue 4 v. An Fear Beag 3

 

Dan Lacey achieved a low-level of viral internet celebrity for his paintings of the great and good with pancakes on top of their heads - or, in the case of an artwork depicting Justin Bieber later purchased by Macklemore, their erect cock. Now that a QO has come in, Grim Up North and Salmon Mousse can both flip out, with the latter being the first team to get two corpses on the board this round.

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@Salmon Mousse Quite a start here.

 

All of my picks are very much flip of a coin. Old reliables mixed in with hospice patients. All my hospital picks were sent home.

 

Alas, not looking good!

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49 minutes ago, Spade_Cooley said:

Grim Up North and Salmon Mousse can both flip out

 

Playing for right to meet each other in next round - when a couple of different search engines don't even find their joker for this round I fear the worst even should I progress.

 

Who is Madeline Cain who apparently asked "Our Lord" to "take her home" over 2 weeks ago?

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1 hour ago, Grim Up North said:

 

Haha yeah I found her but I still couldn't establish she was ill! :D:facepalm:

 

 

Cain.jpg

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8 minutes ago, Salmon Mousse said:

 

 

Cain.jpg

 

She sounds like she must already be dead if that was 22nd January! :-)

 

I'm trying to draw up the family tree but it's tricky with that comma - I think God might be their Mother which maybe is why she's had a stay of execution? 

 

Also if God is not their Mother then  'their Mother and their Mom' and neither of them are Madeline herself :scratchhead:

 

 

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7 hours ago, Grim Up North said:

This any good for a Dan Lacey QO?

Wish I'd thought of Bamber Gascoigne. Did anybody have him?

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4 hours ago, Grim Up North said:

 

She sounds like she must already be dead if that was 22nd January! :-)

 

I'm trying to draw up the family tree but it's tricky with that comma - I think God might be their Mother which maybe is why she's had a stay of execution? 

 

Also if God is not their Mother then  'their Mother and their Mom' and neither of them are Madeline herself :scratchhead:

 

 

 

Would think that her death would at least receive a follow up post then hit Ohio papers.

 

The way it seems to read is that her and God share the same mother and grandparents

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8 hours ago, Masterffull said:

Wish I'd thought of Bamber Gascoigne. Did anybody have him?

Go to page 6 of this thread and look

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First Bob Saget, now Filipaina: a terrible year for the Olsens. Olsen Filipaina was an eggchaser on the league side of things, and apparently a pretty influential character who helped break barriers for players of Samoan descent in New Zealand. However, what you care about is the points: four active teams went for the the uce stand-off. An Fear Beag recovers from that early knockback to go ahead in his tie, ThereWillBeDeaths7 likewise now leads in his encounter, Sir Cunto gets his first points on the board and Annami looks like he might be handing out the first squonking of the tournament to Hell.

 

LizLemon 0 v. Masterffull 0
Sir Cunto 3 v. theoldlady 0
Salmon Mousse 6 v. MortalCaso 0
Wormfarmer 0 v. grobler 0
TQR 3 v. Gooseberry Crumble 0
HDS 0 v. Pedro67 3
wannamaker 0 v. Famous6Eva 0
JoeMoneypenny 0 v. Sideik 3
GuyFromFuture 0 v. Captain Hemlock 0
Annami 9 v. Hell 0
ThereWillBeDeaths7 6 v. MariNisia 3
Grim Up North 3 v. the_engineer 0
Predictor 0 v. Great Uncle Bulgaria 0
YoungWillz 0 v. Pop_Zeus 0
BabyBlue 4 v. An Fear Beag 6

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On 01/02/2022 at 00:04, Spade_Cooley said:

Joey Russ (JRU) Dan Lacey (c), Jeff Burkett, Olsen Filipaina, Vicky Phelan, Sandhya Mukherjee, Frank Field, Vittorio Cecchi Gorro, Jorge Spedalitti, Marietta Giannakou, Leland Christensen, Bobby Caldwell


Having the best round of anyone - shame there’s only one team in Tallinn!

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6 hours ago, MariNisia said:

 

Replacing him last second with the snake charmer was clearly a bad move on my part

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And as El Mundo counts as a QO source for the cup, we don't need to wait for any English-language translations. Isabel Torres played legendary Spanish trans singer La Veneno ("The Poison") on TV, but there's no antidote to stage 4 lung cancer. Eight teams are celebrating Torres getting on the scoresheet like this was Anfield in 08 - however four of them (BabyBlue/An Fear Baeg and Salmon Mousse/MortalCaso) cancel each other out. TQR and Grim Up North increase their respective leads to six points, HDS cashes in their joker to overtake Pedro67, and Annami has moved into clear squonk territory against Hell.

 

LizLemon 0 v. Masterffull 0
Sir Cunto 3 v. theoldlady 0
Salmon Mousse 9 v. MortalCaso 3
Wormfarmer 0 v. grobler 0
TQR 6 v. Gooseberry Crumble 0
HDS 6 v. Pedro67 3
wannamaker 0 v. Famous6Eva 0

JoeMoneypenny 0 v. Sideik 3
GuyFromFuture 0 v. Captain Hemlock 0
Annami 12 v. Hell 0
ThereWillBeDeaths7 6 v. MariNisia 3
Grim Up North 6 v. the_engineer 0
Predictor 0 v. Great Uncle Bulgaria 0
YoungWillz 0 v. Pop_Zeus 0
BabyBlue 7 v. An Fear Beag 9

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Two El Mundo obits in a row, and it looks like An Fear Baeg won't be putting Baby in the corner this round. Antoni Vadell Ferrer was the auxiliary bishop of Barcelona, whatever that entails, and while his battle with pancreatic cancer wouldn't have meant much for pools with more stringent QO requirements, he was gravy for the DL Cup. BabyBlue cashes in their joker, hits 15 points and looks like causing the upset of the round.

 

LizLemon 0 v. Masterffull 0
Sir Cunto 3 v. theoldlady 0
Salmon Mousse 9 v. MortalCaso 3
Wormfarmer 0 v. grobler 0
TQR 6 v. Gooseberry Crumble 0
HDS 6 v. Pedro67 3
wannamaker 0 v. Famous6Eva 0

JoeMoneypenny 0 v. Sideik 3
GuyFromFuture 0 v. Captain Hemlock 0
Annami 12 v. Hell 0
ThereWillBeDeaths7 6 v. MariNisia 3
 Grim Up North 6 v. the_engineer 0
Predictor 0 v. Great Uncle Bulgaria 0
YoungWillz 0 v. Pop_Zeus 0
 BabyBlue 15 v. An Fear Beag 9

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21 hours ago, Grim Up North said:


Not the death An was hoping for!

Oh dear - that's not ideal. The unique Joker was my biggest fear, and so it comes to pass. 

 

I'm not completely out of the tie, although it is going to be difficult from here. A Jorge Spedaletti hit would draw me level on points but ahead on hits.

Failing that I will need two (or more!) from Field, Phelan, Masood Akhtar and Jeff Burkett. A bit of a longshot, but by no means impossible. There could be some life in this match yet. 

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Bit worried that my next round opponent is the second highest scorer at this point.

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4 hours ago, An Fear Beag said:

Oh dear - that's not ideal. The unique Joker was my biggest fear, and so it comes to pass. 

 

I'm not completely out of the tie, although it is going to be difficult from here. A Jorge Spedaletti hit would draw me level on points but ahead on hits.

Failing that I will need two (or more!) from Field, Phelan, Masood Akhtar and Jeff Burkett. A bit of a longshot, but by no means impossible. There could be some life in this match yet. 


Isn’t that the underlying problem?

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I think Carmen Herrera's death puts me in deficit.

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On 11/02/2022 at 12:18, MortalCaso said:

As @Spade_Cooley noted elsewhere.

 

Isabel Torres dead.

I feel a bit of a connection. 

He/she was born on the exact same date as..... me.

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