Godot 149 Posted September 6, 2007 Pavarotti, Angelotti, Francesco Totti, Tony Cottee, Merlene Ottey must be a limerick in there somewhere Pavarotti was baring his botty For a piece of Italian totty She asked him to sing from the depths of his ring He said: "You must think I am dotty." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
faustus 9 Posted September 7, 2007 ...Anyone want a discount for tickets to see The Three Tenors ? Theres a third off..... I'll get me coat... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth in Asia 1,088 Posted September 7, 2007 Pavarotti, Angelotti, Francesco Totti, Tony Cottee, Merlene Ottey must be a limerick in there somewhere Pavarotti was baring his botty For a piece of Italian totty She asked him to sing from the depths of his ring He said: "You must think I am dotty." Luciano Pavarotti Tony Cottee on a potty Eros fukcing Ramazotti 'Ender Dotty, Lost the plotty Merlene Ottey, hot to trotty Take that totty up the botty Next on DL, please not Motty Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted September 8, 2007 Once, in a fit, Pavarotti Screamed 'Waiter, this biscuit's all spotty!!' The waiter said 'Sir, That's not spots that is fur, For you're holding a mouse, not biscotti.' There once was a tenor named Lou Who sat in a bucket of glue. When he finally broke free He hit a high C And I'd do the same, wouldn't you? Coat on. Edited 9/16/07 by the limerick police. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,232 Posted September 8, 2007 Pavarotti arrives at the Pearly Gates and hands a note to St Peter. It's from the Pope. "Here's that tenor I owe you." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,130 Posted September 9, 2007 The undertakers offered to use custom built fiat uno as a hearse but pavs family insisted it had to be a NISSAN DORMA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth in Asia 1,088 Posted September 9, 2007 Once, in a fit, PavarottiScreamed 'Waiter, this biscuit's all spotty!!' The waiter said 'Sir, That's not spots that is fur, For you're holding a mouse, not biscotti.' There once was a tenor named Lou Who sat in a bucket of glue. When he finally broke free He in cursed in high C And I'd do the same, wouldn't you? Coat on. There once was a corpulent tenor Who tucked in to his favourite Penne For breakfast and tea He scoffed pasta with glee 'Til he went off to join Ayrton Senna *** Luciano loved singing in church With his father he loved very murch Wouldn't sing for Diana Not even with a pianner But Bocelli didn't leave him in the lurch *** There once was a singer from Italy With a big tum, and eye for a filly He dumped his first wife For an easier life But his second could not find his willy *** Luciano, Jose and Placido, Were sipping wine in a gazebo "I bet that tosser Bono turns up when I'm a gonner" said the fat man with the big libido *** There once was a man, Pavarotti, Who thought he could shag Merlene Ottey The dirty old singer Slipped her a finger But was beaten there by Ramazotti *** Bono sat down in his pew Thinking "Bocelli, I can sing better than you I'm a caring young fella And I'm mates with Mandela" But only The Edge thinks it's true *** There once was a man from Modena Who gobbled up pasta for dinner. While a good career choice For his lungs and his voice, It gave him a miniscule weaner *** etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dave 0 Posted September 10, 2007 word is they had to have an extra funeral for several of the coffin bearers who dropped dead of heart attacks.They really should have done some weight training to prepare for it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted September 11, 2007 Vast fortune in dispute, this'll be more entertaining than his final tour, and probably a lot longer lasting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted September 11, 2007 What is Luciano Pavarotti's wife getting for Christmas this year? A much smaller Turkey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emily the Strange 2 Posted September 24, 2007 ...Anyone want a discount for tickets to see The Three Tenors ? Theres a third off..... Elton John is to replace Pavarotti on the 3 tenor's upcoming tour, they are now to be billed as the 2 tenors and a 9 bob note Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,130 Posted September 24, 2007 ...Anyone want a discount for tickets to see The Three Tenors ? Theres a third off..... Elton John is to replace Pavarotti on the 3 tenor's upcoming tour, they are now to be billed as the 2 tenors and a 9 bob note Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted March 2, 2008 Gone but not forgotten, by his creditors anyway. Some of the papers today reporting that he's left about £7m of debt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted March 3, 2008 That was his last groceries bill. Gone but not forgotten, by his creditors anyway. Some of the papers today reporting that he's left about £7m of debt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gunjaman5000 32 Posted June 30, 2008 It's all turned out nice for his girls. I wonder how many of his daughters by his first wife are older than their 'new mummy'? That's got to make things awkward doesn't it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted May 18, 2012 Herbert Breslin, who was Pavarotti's manager for 36 years, has died aged 87. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,093 Posted November 8, 2015 Needs to be tagged as well Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
