Paul Bearer 6,130 Posted April 22, 2022 Former Rangers and Scotland goalkeeper Andy Goram is suffering from cancer, the Ibrox club have confirmed. https://news.stv.tv/sport/rangers-legend-andy-goram-being-treated-for-cancer 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,704 Posted April 22, 2022 More Scottish bias. He’s clearly only got stage 1 cancer of the toenail. Close it. 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,365 Posted April 22, 2022 Toenail cancer is no joke ask Bob Marley. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,630 Posted April 22, 2022 Will the UVF be wearing black armbands? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted April 22, 2022 4 hours ago, Sean said: Toenail cancer is no joke ask Bob Marley. Marley's devout rasta belief that "no blade shall pierce his skin" was a major factor. Unless there are verified photos of Goram sporting a full head of dreads a toking passionately whilst listening to loud dub sounds, I'm picking him for nowt where dead pools are concerned. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,071 Posted April 23, 2022 I don’t care what kind of cancer he has. What he had was a mention in the Football thread and apart from Paul Bearer’s tiny little world with collapsing walls he isn’t worthy of a thread. He was fine where he was. Deathlist.com: the only website where the Admins are the problem. SC 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,130 Posted April 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Sir Creep said: I don’t care what kind of cancer he has. What he had was a mention in the Football thread and apart from Paul Bearer’s tiny little world with collapsing walls he isn’t worthy of a thread. He was fine where he was. Deathlist.com: the only website where the Admins are the problem. SC Famous enough in Scotland for his own thread. Don't like it? Scroll. If I ever visit Deathlist.com, I'll be sure to watch out for that impersonator . 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,365 Posted April 23, 2022 8 hours ago, maryportfuncity said: Marley's devout rasta belief that "no blade shall pierce his skin" was a major factor. Unless there are verified photos of Goram sporting a full head of dreads a toking passionately whilst listening to loud dub sounds, I'm picking him for nowt where dead pools are concerned. I was being sarcastic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,365 Posted April 23, 2022 3 hours ago, Sir Creep said: I don’t care what kind of cancer he has. What he had was a mention in the Football thread and apart from Paul Bearer’s tiny little world with collapsing walls he isn’t worthy of a thread. He was fine where he was. Deathlist.com: the only website where the Admins are the problem. SC Stop whining.Paul is admin you are not get over it. Plus Andy Goram is a big football name and it isn't looking very good for him at all reading the reports. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerberus 304 Posted April 24, 2022 Might also have featured on the cricket thread: played against Allan Border's Australians ... https://www.espncricinfo.com/player/andy-goram-25220 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,217 Posted April 24, 2022 https://t.co/EnWqpNTLQn Doesn't look wonderful. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathrace 1,176 Posted April 24, 2022 4 hours ago, Octopus of Odstock said: https://t.co/EnWqpNTLQn Doesn't look wonderful. What's with the Queen doll? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,889 Posted April 24, 2022 Fucking hell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,365 Posted April 24, 2022 59 minutes ago, Deathrace said: What's with the Queen doll? Must be a present.Probably bought as part of a jubilee related sale.Must be a fan of the Queen or the opposite where it is a sarcastic present to make him laugh. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,630 Posted April 24, 2022 1 hour ago, Deathrace said: What's with the Queen doll? History suggests he may perhaps possibly ever-so-slightly have some minor, barely worth mentioning allegiance to the British crown and a dislike of people from elsewhere, especially papists. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,704 Posted April 24, 2022 That'll see Pope Frankie telling a billion folk not to pray for him. Well, not for his survival anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 12,134 Posted May 14, 2022 Wanted to post it yesterday, anyway hospitalised. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,536 Posted May 30, 2022 Terminally ill, six months to live. Daily record. Front page cert but doubt he makes it. https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/rangers-legend-andy-goram-says-27097494 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoverAndOut 4,755 Posted May 30, 2022 8 hours ago, msc said: Terminally ill, six months to live. Daily record. Front page cert but doubt he makes it. https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/rangers-legend-andy-goram-says-27097494 Looking at the calendar and his prognosis, he could be the source of Betty White levels of chaos come New Year! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,536 Posted May 30, 2022 1 minute ago, RoverAndOut said: Looking at the calendar and his prognosis, he could be the source of Betty White levels of chaos come New Year! The Piers Sellers of 2022? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,536 Posted May 30, 2022 Just noting, the Record's updated to reveal what cancer it is: Stage IV esophageal 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 11,074 Posted May 30, 2022 Erm, six months is extremely optimistic in that case. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vinegar Tits 607 Posted May 30, 2022 Which of the two Andy Gorams is ill? (Sorry, old old joke) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,889 Posted May 30, 2022 1 hour ago, RoverAndOut said: Looking at the calendar and his prognosis, he could be the source of Betty White levels of chaos come New Year! Be shocked if he makes it that far. 6 months on the optimistic end of things IMO by looking at him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vinegar Tits 607 Posted May 30, 2022 Anyway, sad news, though there is a small part of me counting the months on my fingers and thinking - purely for deadpooling reasons - that it's inconvenient it isn't eight months as that would lead us into January 2023. Sadly even six months is probably optimistic. My dad died of oesophageal cancer so I'm not making light of it. It's a horrible way to go and thoughts are with him, friends and family and the wider footballing community. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
