gcreptile 11,094 Posted August 5, 2022 It had to happen... Thread for right-wing conspiracy "theorist" and the Rush Limbaugh of Generation X, Alex Jones. He's looked like 50 or older for a couple years now, but is only 48 years old. Looks like a walking heart attack and is being litigated into bankruptcy. Also, the contents of his phone have accidentally been leaked to the January 6th commission. My nr. 1 candidate for faking his death in the near future. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Undead In Ohio 161 Posted August 5, 2022 The make-up artists on The One Show must be miracle workers. 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 909 Posted August 5, 2022 He sounds like he’s started drinking his own Kool Aid, he could well end up being gunned down by local cops after going off on one, or shot by one of his alt-right/incel devotees, or his best friend… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charles De Gaulle 487 Posted August 5, 2022 Honestly looks like a normal 48 year old man. This is honestly the rare time where I think there's no point in starting a thread here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,700 Posted August 5, 2022 3 hours ago, Charles De Gaulle said: Honestly looks like a normal 48 year old man. This is honestly the rare time where I think there's no point in starting a thread here. Hell yeah, if you want a bespoke thread for a presenter with a very personal touch, surely Alan Brazil is a better candidate. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 11,094 Posted August 6, 2022 45 Million dollars in punitive damages... and thats just one family. There are three more cases in the near future and 21 more dead kids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CastAway 490 Posted August 6, 2022 8 hours ago, Charles De Gaulle said: Honestly looks like a normal 48 year old man. This is honestly the rare time where I think there's no point in starting a thread here. I agree on him looking his age, especially in the picture gcreptile posted - that said, given that he's being sued into oblivion, there some case going on w/ his ex-wife, the Jan 6th committee, potential perjury charges depending on how much the courts really want to fuck with him... He's likely going to age a million years in the next 12 months, and he's definitely a "take a fly on him just in case" candidate Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,653 Posted August 6, 2022 He has been reckless with information in his possession. If you are a believer in conspiracy theories does he know too much to live or if he is discredited will anyone ever believe anything he says again? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,700 Posted August 6, 2022 10 hours ago, Bibliogryphon said: He has been reckless with information in his possession. If you are a believer in conspiracy theories does he know too much to live or if he is discredited will anyone ever believe anything he says again? The big question isn't whether his damaged brand recovers it's whether he's weakened the team, of Art Bell/Alex Jones wannabees. My guess is he's opened the legal floodgates for them to be weakened, but it'll take more than this to stop people believing such shit 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,709 Posted October 13, 2022 He might need a pay rise as he owes the Sandy Hookers another $965m. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mollyafox 460 Posted October 13, 2022 14 hours ago, harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy said: He might need a pay rise as he owes the Sandy Hookers another $965m. Looks like he didn't get that raise, since he went on air begging his viewers for money so he can file appeals. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
polar duck 892 Posted November 14 Infowars purchased by The Onion. 16 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,270 Posted November 14 4 minutes ago, polar duck said: Infowars allegedly purchased by The Onion. That news honestly made my fucking day when I first saw this 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,758 Posted November 14 2 minutes ago, Joey Russ said: That news honestly made my fucking day when I first saw this Anything that puts one over on this cunt I'm in favour of. Utter arsehole with no redeeming character traits at all. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arrowsmith 461 Posted November 14 17 minutes ago, En Passant said: no redeeming character traits at all To be fair, he is funny. Though perhaps not intentionally. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly Ronnie 926 Posted November 14 1 hour ago, polar duck said: Infowars purchased by The Onion. A satirical website buying out a conspiratorial website? That's weird, it's seems like the media industry equivalent of Steven Wright's gag about putting instant coffee in a microwave and almost going back in time! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sod's Law 472 Posted November 14 2 hours ago, arrowsmith said: To be fair, he is funny. Though perhaps not intentionally. He would be a hilarious character if he and all of the people who follow him were a work of fiction. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 874 Posted November 14 Asked for commentary he had this to say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
