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1 hour ago, Summer in Transylvania said:

No because Kabosu turns 18 on 2nd November 2023, after 1st January 2023. 

 

Next year, as in beginning 2024. Should've been clearer, sorry.

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On 13/12/2022 at 20:14, LizLemon said:

Pele (joker)

Rolf Harris

Frank Field

Steve McMichael

Sandra Day O’Connor

Bob Barker

Vanessa Redgrave

Jimmy Carter

Rosalynn Carter

Stella Stevens

 Dick Button

Larry Pressler

Ruth Buzzi

Barbara Walters

Joanne Woodward

Benedict XVI

Glynis Johns

Burt Bacharach

Harry Belafonte

 Frederic Forrest

 

Subs:

Iris Apfel

Henry Kissinger

 Robert Wagner

Sonny Rollins

 June Spencer

My original joker has died so I'd like to name Pope Benedict as my new joker @maryportfuncity

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3 hours ago, Dying Probably said:

 

Out of interest, would this allow the then-18 Kabosu next year should the dog be alive?

 

Nonetheless, I guess I'll try and enter, I believe these are fine:

 

Dick Van Dyke

Harry Belafonte

Caren Marsh Doll

Eva Marie Saint

June Spencer

Glynis Johns

Josip Manolic

Rosalynn Carter

Jimmy Carter

Hazel McCallion (Joker)

Pope Benedict

Ted Kaczynski

Linda Nolan

James Buckley (the Senator for NY turned candidate in CT turned Judge)

Henry Kissinger

Jim Inhofe

Imelda Marcos

Iris Apfel

Shane MacGowan

James Whale

 

Subs are Tony Bennett, Yoko Ono, and Elizabeth Dole.

 

 

Out of  interest, no - humans only - not that I'm stopping anyone else from starting a pool even more tolerant and lower hanging than this. 

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2 hours ago, LizLemon said:

My original joker has died so I'd like to name Pope Benedict as my new joker @maryportfuncity

 

 

So would everyone - important announcement imminent (about this pool as well as yer former Pope)

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In before the bell:

 

Pope Benedict (Joker)

Gianluca Vialli

Nikos Xanthopoulkos

Mark Stokes

Princess Sirindhorn

Natalie Fornasier

King Harald V

Bibhash Chakraborty

Rolf Harris

Khandaker Mahbub Hossain

Mutulu Shakur

Amit Sharma

Durai Murugan

Lalu Prasad Yadav

James Whale

Bob Barker

Narenda Chandra Debbarne

Tulsides Balaran

Agnes Kelati

Rob Burrow

SUBS:

Nigel Starmer Smith

Randy Jackson

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Right entries closed - as are negotiations on entries any message later than Joey Russ doesn't count, any post on here after the one above is also discounted. 

 

Still the most entries ever and probably the most diverse masterlist this pool  has seen. Just going to put that together then announce a rule change. 

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So, there are - I think - 47 teams in there and what I believe the young and trendy types refer to as a fuck-tonne of jokerage riding on the fragile bones of a few picks whose very hold on life is so tenuous that the next 24 hours might be an ask beyond their capabilities.

 

 

So, in the great Fifa tradition we'll trial a rule change in full public view without negotiation. This year we'll go in the spirit of awarding points for all days of the year unlived by the talent pool. To put it crudely, if they die on New Year's Eve they score 365 (or 730 if they're jokers). Clearly the masterlist is embargoed until 1 Jan so your carefully crafted squad won't be available for DDP pillage or use in any other pool. There may - however - be a live scoreboard in 2022. Everyone who has entered scores points - given that we're now live there's no negotiation over any more entries.

 

 

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Oh aye, and to keep it clean and avoid any allegations of insider dealing - here's my squad whilst they're all still breathing 

 

 

MPFC

 

Princess Bajrakitiyabha

Kathryn Be8vis

Pope Benedict – Joker

Ronald Blythe

Ethel Caterham

Frank Field

Natalie Fornasier

Friedrich Grade

Rolf Harris

John Hemingway

Kenneth McAlpine

Pervez Musharraf

Teresa Nervosa

Laura Nutt8all

Song Ping

Fauja Singh

June Spencer

Nigel Starmer-Smith

Ada Thompson

Gianluca Vialli

 

 

Bench

PJ Proby

Kat Bjelland

 

 

 

 

 

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Singh when you're winning!

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Damn missed it.Oh well always next year.Will watch from afar intently.

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So, game on (as it has been for just over an hour) 

 

And subs on for Sandra Weir (so no need to message)

 

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Date of death 30 Dec - subs in play, then

 

 

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24 minutes ago, Paul Bearer said:

@LizLemon,  you’re a fucking jinx. 

 

 

Timing or what, the online sources are naming today as date of death - given the rule change there are points aplenty to follow!!!

 

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So, some updates. Getting a few messages asking me to remove the ex-Pope as joker. Do me a favour and clock that a unilateral decision was made and announced around midnight to count New Year's Eve deaths and award 365 points. Tbh, because there were a few picks so fancied they presented a serious workload if they died today. Also trialling another last minute rule change - a team lacking substitutes once competition is live (Bibliogryphon in this case) have just been awarded a random sub based on the last random sub awarded in competition that is not on that sub-less team (Bibliogryphon's) team. Hence the helpful picture of former astronaut Tom Stafford. Game on, scoreboard on fire - my condolences to pretty much every other dead pool manager on this momentous day. 

 

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2 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said:

So, some updates. Getting a few messages asking me to remove the ex-Pope as joker. Do me a favour and clock that a unilateral decision was made and announced around midnight to count New Year's Eve deaths and award 365 points. Tbh, because there were a few picks so fancied they presented a serious workload if they died today. Also trialling another last minute rule change - a team lacking substitutes once competition is live (Bibliogryphon in this case) have just been awarded a random sub based on the last random sub awarded in competition that is not on that sub-less team (Bibliogryphon's) team. Hence the helpful picture of former astronaut Tom Stafford. Game on, scoreboard on fire - my condolences to pretty much every other dead pool manager on this momentous day. 

 

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Looking at that picture  I find Tom Stafford strangely attractive.  He's not usually my type and I haven't  started on the New Years eve  bucks fizz yet...

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5 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said:

So, some updates. Getting a few messages asking me to remove the ex-Pope as joker. Do me a favour and clock that a unilateral decision was made and announced around midnight to count New Year's Eve deaths and award 365 points

 

msc, abusing the letter of the Deathrace law since 2011. 

 

B):D

 

Just now, Gooseberry Crumble said:

Looking at that picture  I find Tom Stafford strangely attractive.  He's not usually my type and I haven't  started on the New Years eve  bucks fizz yet...

 

Just making your mind up?

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1 minute ago, msc said:

 

msc, abusing the letter of the Deathrace law since 2011. 

 

B):D

 

 

Just making your mind up?

Something like that!!

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On 30/12/2022 at 03:24, maryportfuncity said:

REET

 

Masterlist adjusted for Pele's death. My bad NINE jokers to replace (including mine), along with plenty other teams packing Pele. Every competing team up to full strength

 

Currently five teams jokerless - I'll give them until the deadline to submit a new joker from the original 20 selections - if I don't hear back then the default is the joker rule (i.e. a jokerless team has the top - as in nearest the first place in the list -surviving pick as their joker)

 

No pressure or owt but if you're below - you have a day to nominate a new joker

 

 

Diego, etushispushingupdaisies, Hell, LizLemon, theoldlady,

 

 

Johnny Irwin*. Am I too late?

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5 hours ago, Etushispushingupdaisies said:

Johnny Irwin*. Am I too late?

 

 

Awarded by default since you didn't respond in time but he IS your joker. Hell - amongst others - who didn't respond re Pele was awarded with the ex-Pope as joker and currently sits atop the leader board with a few others. Have a hunch a frenzy of fatality will allow this race to live up to the fast, furious, f'king good fun billing I put on it every year. 

 

See you next year - be safe tonight, and if you can't be safe, be obitable!  :D

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8 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said:

 

 

Awarded by default since you didn't respond in time but he IS your joker. Hell - amongst others - who didn't respond re Pele was awarded with the ex-Pope as joker and currently sits atop the leader board with a few others. Have a hunch a frenzy of fatality will allow this race to live up to the fast, furious, f'king good fun billing I put on it every year. 

 

See you next year - be safe tonight, and if you can't be safe, be obitable!  :D

I've actually DM'd you a day ago.

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20 hours ago, An Fear Beag said:

In before the bell:

 

Pope Benedict (Joker)

Gianluca Vialli

Nikos Xanthopoulkos

 Mark Stokes

 Princess Sirindhorn

Natalie Fornasier

King Harald V

Bibhash Chakraborty

Rolf Harris

Khandaker Mahbub Hossain

Mutulu Shakur

Amit Sharma

Durai Murugan

Lalu Prasad Yadav

James Whale

Bob Barker

Narenda Chandra Debbarne

Tulsides Balaran

Agnes Kelati

Rob Burrow

SUBS:

Nigel Starmer Smith

Randy Jackson

 

 

Mark Stokes and Khandaker Mahbub Hossain are dead

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1 minute ago, Eesti said:

 

Mark Stokes and Khandaker Mahbub Hossain are dead

 

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Well I'm too late for this year's party, but two names that are ripe for Deathracing that I couldn't use anywhere else were my old DL Cup entrant comedian Larry Garza (just entered hospice) and Gautham Dhingra (CEO of HIgh Point Capital Management in Chicago), has maybe a month to live. 
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4 hours ago, gcreptile said:

Khandaker Mahbub, who was surely a popular pick, has died:

https://bdnews24.com/politics/cnwgmf84fe

 

 

 

Less popular than  you might imagine - masterlist is up, from which comes...

 

Khandaker Mahbub – ba, dr, gr

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