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He was the most talented Beatle. There.

 

He was in the top 6.

 

You're gonna put him ahead of Tony Sheridan, Billy Preston, Jeff Lynne and George Best?

 

I thought he meant McCartney was top 6 in the Beatles, I can agree with that, as Ringo is the 3rd best drummer. . . in the Beatles. Quite frankly I would find it hard to rate any of the Beatles in the top 500 musicians or songwriters, they just weren’t any good, the original "emperor’s new clothes"

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He was the most talented Beatle. There.

 

He was in the top 6.

 

You're gonna put him ahead of Tony Sheridan, Billy Preston, Jeff Lynne and George Best?

 

I was only considering 'official' group members. There's way too many to consider otherwise.

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Paul McCartney is an absolute legend. He gets unfair abuse for not being Lennon and for being cheesy in his old age (alright, he's always been cheesy).

 

He was the most talented Beatle. There.

I think all four of them were crap. There.

 

I think he's a cunt. There.

 

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George Martin would probably be the obvious choice. What about Pete Best, though? On top of everything else ...

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What about Paul's estranged wife, Heather Mills, will her leg drop off???

He was the most talented Beatle. There.

 

He was in the top 6.

 

You're gonna put him ahead of Tony Sheridan, Billy Preston, Jeff Lynne and George Best?

 

 

Hang on... GEORGE Best???!

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What about Paul's estranged wife, Heather Mills, will her leg drop off???

He was the most talented Beatle. There.

 

He was in the top 6.

 

 

You're gonna put him ahead of Tony Sheridan, Billy Preston, Jeff Lynne and George Best?

 

 

Hang on... GEORGE Best???!

 

Best was refrerred to as "the Fifth Beatle" by the Portugese press after his brilliant performance against Benfica in 1966...

 

 

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Billy Preston (The Fifth beatle) has died on a young age to

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What about Paul's estranged wife, Heather Mills, will her leg drop off???

He was the most talented Beatle. There.

 

He was in the top 6.

 

 

You're gonna put him ahead of Tony Sheridan, Billy Preston, Jeff Lynne and George Best?

 

 

Hang on... GEORGE Best???!

 

Best was refrerred to as "the Fifth Beatle" by the Portugese press after his brilliant performance against Benfica in 1966...

 

I thought it was 1968 when Man Utd beat Benfica 4-1

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So, this curse...

 

How can we make it extend to every dumb fucker who ever mistook a Beatles album for music and bought one?

 

Utter tripe.

 

That McCartney is alive and rich while Oscar Wilde died penniless is proof that we live in an unjust world.

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A shame to hear about Tony Sheridan, but in DDP terms that nets me a nice 10 points. Puts me at 6th now, from the looks of it...

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So, this curse...

 

How can we make it extend to every dumb fucker who ever mistook a Beatles album for music and bought one?

 

Utter tripe.

 

That McCartney is alive and rich while Oscar Wilde died penniless is proof that we live in an unjust world.

They were so bad that they inspired more than one generation of kids to go and form bands like Oasis.

Oscar Wilde died peniless because he was from an earlier time. Im pretty sure, legalities or not, had he been around a the time of the swinging 60s, his influence on British culture would have been such that he would have died a very rich man indeed.

Possibly.

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Not only that, but Wilde would have been right in the midst of a generation of comics and writers growing up who idolised him. He'd be Peter Cook.

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Not only that, but Wilde would have been right in the midst of a generation of comics and writers growing up who idolised him. He'd be Peter Cook.

Thats actually a very reasoned point.

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What about Paul's estranged wife, Heather Mills, will her leg drop off???

He was the most talented Beatle. There.

 

He was in the top 6.

 

 

You're gonna put him ahead of Tony Sheridan, Billy Preston, Jeff Lynne and George Best?

 

 

Hang on... GEORGE Best???!

 

Best was refrerred to as "the Fifth Beatle" by the Portugese press after his brilliant performance against Benfica in 1966...

 

I thought it was 1968 when Man Utd beat Benfica 4-1

 

Nope. Definitely 1966 after the quarter final...

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So, this curse...

 

How can we make it extend to every dumb fucker who ever mistook a Beatles album for music and bought one?

 

Utter tripe.

 

That McCartney is alive and rich while Oscar Wilde died penniless is proof that we live in an unjust world.

They were so bad that they inspired more than one generation of kids to go and form bands like Oasis.

Oscar Wilde died peniless because he was from an earlier time. Im pretty sure, legalities or not, had he been around a the time of the swinging 60s, his influence on British culture would have been such that he would have died a very rich man indeed.

Possibly.

 

Yes, I read somewhere the other day that 'without the Beatles, there would be no 1 Direction, JLS or The Wanted'.

 

It made me want a time machine and Mark Chapman's telephone number.

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So, this curse...

 

How can we make it extend to every dumb fucker who ever mistook a Beatles album for music and bought one?

 

Utter tripe.

 

That McCartney is alive and rich while Oscar Wilde died penniless is proof that we live in an unjust world.

They were so bad that they inspired more than one generation of kids to go and form bands like Oasis.

Oscar Wilde died peniless because he was from an earlier time. Im pretty sure, legalities or not, had he been around a the time of the swinging 60s, his influence on British culture would have been such that he would have died a very rich man indeed.

Possibly.

 

Yes, I read somewhere the other day that 'without the Beatles, there would be no 1 Direction, JLS or The Wanted'.

 

It made me want a time machine and Mark Chapman's telephone number.

 

Must have been a Ladybird book seeing as its such a simplistic reading of Rock history...

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No part of my post related to 'Rock history'.

 

Disposable, interchangeable bubblegum pop history, yes.

 

Rock history, no.

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No part of my post related to 'Rock history'.

 

Disposable, interchangeable bubblegum pop history, yes.

 

Rock history, no.

 

Not listened to the White Album then, have you?

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What about Paul's estranged wife, Heather Mills, will her leg drop off???

He was the most talented Beatle. There.

 

He was in the top 6.

 

 

You're gonna put him ahead of Tony Sheridan, Billy Preston, Jeff Lynne and George Best?

 

 

Hang on... GEORGE Best???!

 

Best was refrerred to as "the Fifth Beatle" by the Portugese press after his brilliant performance against Benfica in 1966...

 

I thought it was 1968 when Man Utd beat Benfica 4-1

 

Nope. Definitely 1966 after the quarter final...

 

So when did Pete Best score?

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So, this curse...

 

How can we make it extend to every dumb fucker who ever mistook a Beatles album for music and bought one?

 

Utter tripe.

 

That McCartney is alive and rich while Oscar Wilde died penniless is proof that we live in an unjust world.

They were so bad that they inspired more than one generation of kids to go and form bands like Oasis.

Oscar Wilde died peniless because he was from an earlier time. Im pretty sure, legalities or not, had he been around a the time of the swinging 60s, his influence on British culture would have been such that he would have died a very rich man indeed.

Possibly.

 

Yes, I read somewhere the other day that 'without the Beatles, there would be no 1 Direction, JLS or The Wanted'.

 

It made me want a time machine and Mark Chapman's telephone number.

 

You aren't getting John Lennon & Simon Cowell confused are you?

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No part of my post related to 'Rock history'.

 

Disposable, interchangeable bubblegum pop history, yes.

 

Rock history, no.

 

Not listened to the White Album then, have you?

 

Is that the one with "Ob La Di Ob La Da" on?

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So, this curse...

 

How can we make it extend to every dumb fucker who ever mistook a Beatles album for music and bought one?

 

Utter tripe.

 

That McCartney is alive and rich while Oscar Wilde died penniless is proof that we live in an unjust world.

 

Paul McCartney did not make his money from the Beatles - all the Beatles money got given away which is one of the reasons the band broke up.

 

The sad fact is that Paul's money came from Wings and his solo stuff which some people consider to be commercialist crap. However, a lot of people enjoyed it and paid money for it. I for one do not begrudge Paul his success, he himself recognises that he has been fortunate and he has not really 'worked' to make his money.

 

The Beatles are important but music is a matter of taste. You might look down your nose at all the 12 year old girls spending their money downloading songs by Justin Bieber, 1D, the Wanted or any of the othe manufactured choirs but what makes your purchases more important than their's.

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No part of my post related to 'Rock history'.

 

Disposable, interchangeable bubblegum pop history, yes.

 

Rock history, no.

 

Not listened to the White Album then, have you?

 

Is that the one with "Ob La Di Ob La Da" on?

 

Yes, that's the album

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No part of my post related to 'Rock history'.

 

Disposable, interchangeable bubblegum pop history, yes.

 

Rock history, no.

 

Not listened to the White Album then, have you?

 

Is that the one with "Ob La Di Ob La Da" on?

 

Yes. And 29 other tracks...

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