Beer

[Tuber Mirum 119]

I'm currently enjoying a bottle of this stuff.

[Captain Oates 21]

I'm currently enjoying a bottle of this stuff.

Have another six of these and find out if you are then inspired to create any magnificent film music...

[Tuber Mirum 119]

Mmmmm!

 

I hope the bottle of the same stuff which I have just retrieved from the fridge and am enjoying is not out of the same crate as the above.

 

Oh look, sell by date October 2008. Tastes good though.

[Lard Bazaar 3,687]

Mmmmmmm, beer.

 

I'm going out on the lash in a coupla hours, where I will be mostly ingesting Jack Daniel's, Chardonnay, kebabs, and, last but not least, my own vomit.

 

Happy Easter!

[Tuber Mirum 119]

Mmmmmmm, beer.

 

I'm going out on the lash in a coupla hours, where I will be mostly ingesting Jack Daniel's, Chardonnay, kebabs, and, last but not least, my own vomit.

 

Happy Easter!

Please don't tell me you intend to ingest your own vomit!

 

I mean better your own than someone else's, but it won't do you any good you know.

 

And it probably won't taste too yummy either.

 

[Terminator 13]

Mmmmmmm, beer.

 

I'm going out on the lash in a coupla hours, where I will be mostly ingesting Jack Daniel's, Chardonnay, kebabs, and, last but not least, my own vomit.

 

Happy Easter!

Please don't tell me you intend to ingest your own vomit!

 

I mean better your own than someone else's, but it won't do you any good you know.

 

And it probably won't taste too yummy either.

 

 

French-kissing Jade Goody (pre-death) would be a good reason for ingesting your vomit. The event itself would kick-start a "gag reflex".

[Lard Bazaar 3,687]

Mmmmmmm, beer.

 

I'm going out on the lash in a coupla hours, where I will be mostly ingesting Jack Daniel's, Chardonnay, kebabs, and, last but not least, my own vomit.

 

Happy Easter!

Please don't tell me you intend to ingest your own vomit!

 

I mean better your own than someone else's, but it won't do you any good you know.

 

And it probably won't taste too yummy either.

 

 

French-kissing Jade Goody (pre-death) would be a good reason for ingesting your vomit. The event itself would kick-start a "gag reflex".

 

 

You'll be pleased to know that no vomit was ingested after all last night, however much wine, lager and burgers were - I now have the stinkingest hangover ever invented, am still too pissed to drive to the van at Wickes for a breakfast roll, so have had to resort to cooking a pizza for breakfast. Sometimes only pizza will do.

[Rotten Ali 599]

Mmmmmmm, beer.

 

I'm going out on the lash in a coupla hours, where I will be mostly ingesting Jack Daniel's, Chardonnay, kebabs, and, last but not least, my own vomit.

 

Happy Easter!

Please don't tell me you intend to ingest your own vomit!

 

I mean better your own than someone else's, but it won't do you any good you know.

 

And it probably won't taste too yummy either.

 

 

French-kissing Jade Goody (pre-death) would be a good reason for ingesting your vomit. The event itself would kick-start a "gag reflex".

 

 

You'll be pleased to know that no vomit was ingested after all last night, however much wine, lager and burgers were - I now have the stinkingest hangover ever invented, am still too pissed to drive to the van at Wickes for a breakfast roll, so have had to resort to cooking a pizza for breakfast. Sometimes only pizza will do.

 

I don't mix wheet (beer) with grape (wine) since the only result for me is in the said bad hangover. Whatever you start on go the whole session through, but if it were a beer then clear spirits follow fine, and if wine then you can't beat a Baileys.

[maryportfuncity 10,017]

I can vouch for the quality of a few of the beers produced here. The Skiddaw Special being a personal favourite.

[harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,462]

I can heartily recommend Badger's Blandford Fly, from the heart of Dorset. Chocolatey and gingery, a perfect summer ale.

[maryportfuncity 10,017]

Sampled some Tribute ale produced by this lot last night. Highly recommended.

[Gunjaman5000 30]

Back up to the salt mine tomorrow, where I imagine I'll be enjoying (for enjoying read 'enduring') many several bottles of this;

 

 

Being in Australia's drinkingest town, I like to do my little bit to keep the stats up. Civic pride and all that.

[DevonDeathTrip 2,288]

I'm a big fan of Exmoor Beast Ale. It's black, full of interesting flavours and at 6.6% it has a rather soothing effect.

 

 

I have a theory that a man could survive for over a year by consuming nothing but Beast. It's more like a meal than a drink.

[Canadian Paul 93]

I'm a big fan of Exmoor Beast Ale. It's black, full of interesting flavours and at 6.6% it has a rather soothing effect.

 

 

I have a theory that a man could survive for over a year by consuming nothing but Beast. It's more like a meal than a drink.

 

This post made me think of some heavy beer I recently tried. I can't point to the exact beer, but here's the site for Avery Brewing: its "Demons of Ale" series consists of Samael's Ale (14.5%), The Beast (14.9%) and Mephistopheles (15.1%). I've had the latter two and they're both essentially like drinking bread, and you indeed probably could survive a rather painful, but fun, year by consuming nothing else.

[harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,462]

Could I please ask all Deathlisters to club together and buy me one of these.

 

Favourite beer of the moment, Adnams Explorer.

Had a few jars of Adnams Abbey at a pub last night, and very tasty it was too.

 

November's a good month for beer drinkers, lots of specialist autumn ales and pubs holding real ale festivals. Must dig out my chunky sweater.

[Bellender 0]

*cough*

 

Good evening.

[Dave to the Grave 11]

*cough*

 

Good evening.

Good evening Bellender. You're getting about. I never saw you as a beer man.

 

This beer based 'joke' got me barred from my local specialist 'club'.

 

Chap goes into a bar, ''Cinq bières, s.v.p.''

Barman: ''de pression?''

Chap: ''non, alcoolisme''.

[Bellender 0]

Most amusing Sir.

 

Will you be requiring anything?

[DevonDeathTrip 2,288]

Beer gets off lightly in the budget, as the Chancellor targets cider drinkers.

 

This is a very serious issue and could cause a revolt in the West Country. The Goverment are deliberately targetting a region where they never get MPs elected to raise extra tax revenue. I saw a burning effigy of something resembling Alistair Darling when I was driving home tonight. I've never been a fan of New Labour, now they can go to hell.

[harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,462]

Most amusing Sir.

 

Will you be requiring anything?

Bellender my good man, a large margarita if you'd be so kind. It's too damned hot here on this balcony.

[Bellender 0]

Certainly Sir.

 

Should I have someone fan you with banana leaves?

[Captain of Industry 2]

Has anyone seen that scoundrel Bellender recently?

[Paul Bearer 5,654]

Has anyone seen that scoundrel Bellender recently?

 

Last seen haunting facebook

[harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,462]

The Leveller, very tasty indeed - helped me get through that rubbish England footy performance. Still, it does remind me of that dreadful crusty band.

[Magere Hein 1,397]

The Leveller, very tasty indeed

Looks good. I'll keep it in mind next time I'm at the beer shop. Perhaps they can import some.

 

[H]elped me get through that rubbish England footy performance.

England 1-0 Wales, I read. Not good, but it'd be nice to see England play in a European Championship again. Not that they stand a chance of winning it, mind.

 

The Dutch side beat Finland away 0-2, not quite fulfilling expactations. They'll either win group E or qualify as best runner-up.

 

Beerwise my latest discovery is Tripel Karmeliet. It's not the stuff you'll drink all night (at 8.4% ABV a tricky task in the best of times), but perfect for a sunny afternoon garden drinking session. Two minor flaws: it's sweeter than I really like and, as me mum would say, "'n bietje duur".

 

regards,

Hein