lastorders 15 Posted October 2, 2011 Nearly... Brings tears to the eyes. From article "I went downstairs and got a Stanley knife out of my toolbox and just started hacking away. The pain was unbelievable. "It only took a couple of minutes of cutting before I quickly sobered up..." As a member of the council. Is he/she sort of recommending to hack away at your bell end as a last ditch attempt to sober up? "Uh oh... it's 5am... I've sunk 2 bottles of wine and some chasers...work in 2 hours... how shall I sober up in time?....hmmmm" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted October 5, 2011 Anyone Smell Something? The Killer didn't quite kill anyone but good few ill. Can't believe one of contestants, who came second, actually called Curie! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted October 19, 2011 Zoo owner commits suicide... after he releases all of his dangerous animals into the community: "The bizarre case terrified the local community, with authorities ordering people to stay indoors as police hunted the animals in darkness." http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-10-20/free...in-ohio/3580374 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted November 7, 2011 Russian man dressed skeletons as dolls A Russian man arrested on suspicion of stealing 29 skeletons from a local cemetery dressed them up as giant dolls in fancy dress to decorate his apartment, an official said. Police have arrested Anatoly Moskvin from the central city of Nizhny Novgorod, who reportedly has a PhD and was known locally for his fascination with cemeteries. "Twenty-eight human-size dolls were found in the 45-year-old Nizhny Novgorod resident's apartment," the spokeswoman of the region's interior ministry Svetlana Kovylina said in a video clip on the ministry's website. "He made them himself using clothing and mummified human remains stolen from cemeteries. "Another body was found in his garage." The shaky police footage shows a small apartment crammed with books and heaps of colourful fabric, with bodies positioned in casual poses among cheap furnishings and oriental rugs. Police released the video after reporting last Thursday having found 20 skeletons in the man's flat, but delayed the gruesome details until after the public holiday on Friday for Russia's Day of National Unity. Moskvin, pictured with greying hair and beard and wearing a brown winter coat, is "known in some research circles as a specialist in cemeteries," said the spokeswoman. A native of the Volga river city and author of several books about cemeteries, Moskvin now faces up to three months in prison. In an interview to a local journalist several years ago he said he became interested in cemeteries while still a teenage troublemaker, after accidentally witnessing an unusual burial organised by a member of a sect. "Since then, I am pulled to cemeteries as if by a magnet," he said in the interview, published by journalist Tatiana Kokina-Slavina on her website. Source: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-11-08/russian-dressed-skeletons-as-dolls/3651320 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted November 21, 2011 Bludgeoned to death with a mannequin: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-11-22/murder-charge-over-antiques-dealer27s-mannequin-bashing/3685558 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted December 15, 2011 May I suggest a Bengal Bomber for cocktails? regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted January 11, 2012 Distillery worker commits suicide by leaping into vat of whisky Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted January 11, 2012 We don't have an interesting way to not die thread so I thought I'd mention a story in today's soaraway Sun, a woman coughed up her - apparently - fatal tumour. I doubt the Lockerbie bomber or any other cancer-ridden popular picks are likely to pull off the same stunt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted January 11, 2012 50,000 litres of "washback" No need to waste it - I say finish off making it - it's a rare one-off product line, and market it to raise funds for charity - at least one of their guys has already fully put his all into it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted January 12, 2012 Its a classic way to go but some immigrants recently devoured some poisonous Aussie mushrooms in the kitchen of the local German club: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-01-06/fatal-mushroom-meal-cooked-in-commercial-kitchen/3760704 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted January 12, 2012 Its a classic way to go but some immigrants recently devoured some poisonous Aussie mushrooms in the kitchen of the local German club: http://www.abc.net.a...kitchen/3760704 The culprit, Amanita phalloides or deathcap is itself a European immigrant in Australia. In Europe this mushroom causes deadly meals every year. I love mushrooms for food (chanterelle, shiitake, truffle!), but I won't eat any that people have picked themselves, unless they're trained mycologists. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted January 13, 2012 http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2012/01/12/man-dies-after-getting-caught-in-wood-chipper/ NEVADA CITY (CBS13) – A man died Thursday morning after getting caught in a wood chipper while trimming trees at a home outside of Nevada City, according to the Nevada County Sheriff’s Department. Martin Lara Urena The accident happened around 8 a.m. at a home on Indian Shack Road. The victim, identified as Martin Lara, 50 of Applegate, was part of crew using a large, industrial wood chipper. Co-workers heard the man scream but could not help him in time. According to the sheriff’s office, Lara somehow became entangled in a rope that was tied around a bundle of wood and was being pulled by the chipper. He was decapitated apparently either by the rope, clothing or brush and his body was pulled into the cone of the wood chipper but didn’t go all the way in before a co-worker pulled the lever. “It was definitely a freak accident,” said sheriff’s Sgt. Hap Penaluna. The company, Bushwackers, had been hired by the homeowner to clear brush. “I don’t know how that could have happened,” said Jim Norman, owner of Trees Unlimited, who said he planned to talk to his 10 employees in the wake of the accident. “It brings tears to my eyes.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted January 14, 2012 Tasers girlfriend and buries her alive: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-01-14/man-jailed-for-burying-partner-alive/3772600 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted January 17, 2012 Just came across this gem in Wikipedia: "Konrad [von Jungingen, Grand Master of the Teutonic Knights] died in 1407 at Marienburg Castle and was buried there. He died a most unusual martyr's death. His doctor prescribed Sexual Intercourse as a cure for his Gallstones, from which von Jungingen was suffering at the time. The chaste knight refused to comply, and suffered the consequences." Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konrad_von_Jungingen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted January 20, 2012 The next big whodunnit for Emmerdale: http://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/Article.aspx/2603914 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted January 20, 2012 Just came across this gem in Wikipedia: "Konrad [von Jungingen, Grand Master of the Teutonic Knights] died in 1407 at Marienburg Castle and was buried there. He died a most unusual martyr's death. His doctor prescribed Sexual Intercourse as a cure for his Gallstones, from which von Jungingen was suffering at the time. The chaste knight refused to comply, and suffered the consequences." Source: http://en.wikipedia....d_von_Jungingen Brings new meaning to being told to get fucked... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,599 Posted February 21, 2012 Sitting on the couch all day is bad for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sympathyforthedevil 11 Posted February 21, 2012 Sitting on the couch all day is bad for you. A bit harsh on the guy driving the car that killed him to be wanted for causing death by dangerous driving. I mean who the hell expects/could avoid a sofa flying towards you in the middle of the road? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,599 Posted February 21, 2012 Sitting on the couch all day is bad for you. A bit harsh on the guy driving the car that killed him to be wanted for causing death by dangerous driving. I mean who the hell expects/could avoid a sofa flying towards you in the middle of the road? I took it that it was the guy towing the sofa who was 'the accused'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted February 21, 2012 Sitting on the couch all day is bad for you. A bit harsh on the guy driving the car that killed him to be wanted for causing death by dangerous driving. I mean who the hell expects/could avoid a sofa flying towards you in the middle of the road? I took it that it was the guy towing the sofa who was 'the accused'. You'd think they'd have been able to cushion the impact. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted March 5, 2012 A man has died after trying to set a world record for the longest time spent buried alive "Basnayake was buried at around 9.30am on Saturday. Police said that when he was brought to the surface at 4pm he was unconscious and taken to a hospital, where he was pronounced dead on arrival. Doctors were not immediately able to determine how he died." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Razor Boy 19 Posted March 5, 2012 Interesting bubble gum http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/exploding-bubble-gum-kills-student-1837673.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted March 6, 2012 Meanwhile, at a California trailer park... Woman Killed By Cannonball Fired By Husband Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted April 23, 2012 Taking the Bible literally can damage your health. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted April 25, 2012 Elephant sits on zoo keeper: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-04-25/elephant-kills-new-zealand-zookeeper/3972334 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
