RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted April 25, 2012 Elephant sits on zoo keeper: http://www.abc.net.a...okeeper/3972334 bummer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,618 Posted May 10, 2012 Man dies after exploding toilet mystery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted May 10, 2012 Man dies after exploding toilet mystery. I missed read the headline first time around I thought it read Man bummed in Hastings toilet dies :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted June 1, 2012 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2152665/Church-warden-dead-bath-vicar-overdose-SPAM-style-pills.html Give yourself a massive boner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted June 1, 2012 http://www.dailymail...tyle-pills.html Give yourself a massive boner. Ironically when rigor mortis sets in all his body will be going stiff, apart from the one part of the body that was stiff but now will be going soft and floppy like a basset hounds ear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,203 Posted June 8, 2012 "Old man dies whilst having sex" is not such an amazing thing, but I love this news report which mentions "What Killed Pappy? The style that young woman played", "he died whilst jerking off" and "crowds trooped before a hotel" to see his corpse as if this is as serious as the meltdown of the world's financial institutions - http://allafrica.com/stories/201206081177.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted June 17, 2012 Get killed by wolves. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adrian0719 224 Posted July 9, 2012 Hug an off-duty police officer from behind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted July 10, 2012 I have just discovered that on every December 31st back in the olden days,, Australian newspapers would summarise the list of most interesting deaths of the year. Some samples: http://trove.nla.gov...|||l-decade=189 http://trove.nla.gov...|||l-decade=189 http://trove.nla.gov...|||l-decade=190 "The accidental deaths reported to the press during the year have been rather numerous, though less than in 1889, and of a very varied description." - The journo is finding it entertaining! http://trove.nla.gov...|||l-decade=190 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted July 13, 2012 Tempting fate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted July 17, 2012 http://www.dailymail...tyle-pills.html Give yourself a massive boner. Ironically when rigor mortis sets in all his body will be going stiff, apart from the one part of the body that was stiff but now will be going soft and floppy like a basset hounds ear. I'm sure you must have first-hand experience... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted July 17, 2012 http://www.dailymail...tyle-pills.html Give yourself a massive boner. Ironically when rigor mortis sets in all his body will be going stiff, apart from the one part of the body that was stiff but now will be going soft and floppy like a basset hounds ear. I'm sure you must have first-hand experience... a basset hounds ear : yes one of my old neighbours used to have one. Dead bodies : No im not a killer or an undertaker cocks : only my own . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted August 13, 2012 A politician has killed his cousin after accidentally shooting him with a machine gun during a family dinner. Surprisingly, it happened in Thailand, not in America. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ITDY 20 Posted August 22, 2012 http://news.sky.com/story/975590/umpire-killed-husband-with-coffee-mug Death....By coffee cup lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted August 22, 2012 http://news.sky.com/...with-coffee-mug Death....By coffee cup lol She is accused of hitting him with the coffee mug and then stabbing him with the broken pieces at their home. Her husband of almost 50 years and the father of her three daughters was pronounced dead at the scene in April, but the death was not considered to be murder until the beginning of this month. Feck sake, they must have thought it was an accident then........... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ITDY 20 Posted August 22, 2012 http://news.sky.com/...with-coffee-mug Death....By coffee cup lol She is accused of hitting him with the coffee mug and then stabbing him with the broken pieces at their home. Her husband of almost 50 years and the father of her three daughters was pronounced dead at the scene in April, but the death was not considered to be murder until the beginning of this month. Feck sake, they must have thought it was an accident then........... Well coffee mugs are dangerous things. Handle them wrong and you're a gonner. What a smart woman to mask her crime in such crafty way lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted August 27, 2012 Long jumper Salim Sdiri didn't actually die but it's interesting to see a sporting urban myth become reality. Ouch. There is a story that exactly that happened at my secondary school, but sadly I think that is a myth too. There were plenty of PE teachers I would have gladly speared just for fun. German official Dieter Strack wasn't so lucky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted August 31, 2012 Impersonate Bigfoot. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted September 1, 2012 Man accidentally shoots himself in the head while demonstrating 'proper' way to do it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted September 1, 2012 Man accidentally shoots himself in the head while demonstrating 'proper' way to do it I can't think of a better demonstration. Well done. Would he be Darwin Award material? The Bigfoot impersonator has already been nominated. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshman 31 Posted September 15, 2012 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-19611594 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted September 15, 2012 http://www.bbc.co.uk...reland-19611594 Is that slurry as in shit? That's deadly. We had an accident a few years ago here. Two men suffocated in a pig shit storage cellar, the second one while trying to rescue the first victim. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted September 15, 2012 http://www.bbc.co.uk...reland-19611594 Is that slurry as in shit? That's deadly. We had an accident a few years ago here. Two men suffocated in a pig shit storage cellar, the second one while trying to rescue the first victim. regards, Hein Guess they weren't happy as pigs in shit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted September 15, 2012 http://www.bbc.co.uk...reland-19611594 Is that slurry as in shit? That's deadly. We had an accident a few years ago here. Two men suffocated in a pig shit storage cellar, the second one while trying to rescue the first victim. regards, Hein Guess they weren't happy as pigs in shit One of them was a professional rugby union player http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nevin_Spence Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted September 16, 2012 Happened at Hillsborough, County Down, wonder how the Sun will report it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
