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On Friday reports said five people had been killed by airdropped aid whose parachutes did not deploy properly.

The BBC's US partner CBS quote an eyewitness and the Hamas-run health ministry in Gaza as saying that the five people had been killed on Friday when at least one parachute failed to properly deploy and a parcel fell on them. AFP also quoted a Gaza doctor as saying five people had been killed by an air drop.

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Palitha Thewarapperuma, Sri Lankan politician and former Member of Parliament (most known for starting two major fights in Sri Lanka's parliament, bringing a blunt knife there and trying to stab other MPs, attempting suicide by hanging while demanding the authorities to admit 9 children into a public school, chaining himself to a truck while fasting...) expectedly dies from electrocution in his own home or garden.

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1 hour ago, arghton said:

Palitha Thewarapperuma, Sri Lankan politician and former Member of Parliament (most known for starting two major fights in Sri Lanka's parliament, bringing a blunt knife there and trying to stab other MPs, attempting suicide by hanging while demanding the authorities to admit 9 children into a public school, chaining himself to a truck while fasting...) expectedly dies from electrocution in his own home or garden.


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His death wasn't that interesting but what happened after the fact really was. Paolo Roberto Braga died earlier that day but someone was trying to take advantage of him after death. His so called niece Erika de Souza Viera Nunes took his corpse in a wheelchair to the bank in order to secure a loan of 17000 Real (about €3000,-). He wouldn't sign (obvious!) but she kept the act alive (...) by holding his head and fingers as if he was a muppet. A bank teller became suspicious due to his pale complexity and her act and filmed the exchange....

 

.....all for you you to see on YouTube

 

 

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Fuck knows which thread this really belongs on but...

 

There was awesome turbulence, the plane's landed safely albeit with a load of injured and one dead: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8889d7x8j4o

 

Too late to fasten the seatbelt, heart attack in terror or thrown around to the point of a neck break,  or summat?

 

Doutbless it'll be revealed in time

 

 

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32 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said:

Fuck knows which thread this really belongs on but...

 

There was awesome turbulence, the plane's landed safely albeit with a load of injured and one dead: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8889d7x8j4o

 

Too late to fasten the seatbelt, heart attack in terror or thrown around to the point of a neck break,  or summat?

 

Doutbless it'll be revealed in time

 

 

Boeing. 'Nuff said.

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1 hour ago, maryportfuncity said:

Fuck knows which thread this really belongs on but...

 

There was awesome turbulence, the plane's landed safely albeit with a load of injured and one dead: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8889d7x8j4o

 

Too late to fasten the seatbelt, heart attack in terror or thrown around to the point of a neck break,  or summat?

 

Doutbless it'll be revealed in time

 

 

 

FWIW, my guess would be no seatbelt, out of chair, broke neck or such on roof/overhead locker. Clear air turbulence can occasionally be that bad. I barely fly anymore but have always kept the seatbelt on.

 

 

33 minutes ago, YoungWillz said:

Boeing. 'Nuff said.

 

Not this time Willz. Their behaviour as a corporation has been attrocious and it's not an unreasonable thought at all but this could as easily have been an Airbus, it wasn't due to a fault with the plane.

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1 minute ago, En Passant said:

 

Not this time Willz. They're behaviour as a corporation has been attrocious and it's not an unreasonable thought at all but this could as easily have been an Airbus, it wasn't due to a fault with the plane.

Well, we don't know, although I was being slightly flippant.

 

6000 feet drop. Dunno if that is usual during turbulence. Might be something to do with the internal design leading to some sort of injury, or maybe the poor person was having airline food and choked to death.

 

People don't generally die during turbulence - we'll find out soon enough - and then the whistleblowers can tell us what really happened. :lol:

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1 minute ago, YoungWillz said:

Well, we don't know, although I was being slightly flippant.

 

6000 feet drop. Dunno if that is usual during turbulence. Might be something to do with the internal design leading to some sort of injury, or maybe the poor person was having airline food and choked to death.

 

People don't generally die during turbulence - we'll find out soon enough - and then the whistleblowers can tell us what really happened. :lol:

 

Aye, I know mate. And I'm no defender of Boeing. Just rather focus on their actual flaws.

It isn't, not by a long way. That's an absolutely massive drop.

No, they don't because - as above.

Whistle under seat in case of ditch in ocean 2000 miles from land. Handy. Oh wait not that kind of whistle blower. Yeah, they can :lol:.

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Update on the turbulence death - the death was a 73 year old British man, eye-witness account below the picture (which if you're old enough is very reminiscent of photographs of "football special" trains of yesteryear):

 

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What happened on board the flight is still unclear. One passenger told Reuters news agency the aircraft suddenly started "tilting up and there was shaking".

"So I started bracing for what was happening, and very suddenly there was a very dramatic drop so everyone seated and not wearing seatbelt was launched immediately into the ceiling," 28-year-old student Dzafran Azmir said.

"Some people hit their heads on the baggage cabins overhead and dented it, they hit the places where lights and masks are and broke straight through it."

The airline said 31 people who had been on board the plane had been taken to hospital.

 

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"73 year old British man with a heart condition". So....

A: Heart attack leaps up the probability order. and B: British! So we'll get to hear every nuance rather than it all fading into the background.

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17 minutes ago, En Passant said:

"73 year old British man with a heart condition". So....

A: Heart attack leaps up the probability order. and B: British! So we'll get to hear every nuance rather than it all fading into the background.

 

 

Yeah, doubtless someone in the GB News newsroom just came in his trousers at this development, or summat!

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 "Suvarnabhumi airport general manager Kittipong Kittikachorn"

 

Now that's a name.

Never mind the difficulties of specifying the airport to your taxi driver.

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8 hours ago, En Passant said:

 "Suvarnabhumi airport general manager Kittipong Kittikachorn"

 

Now that's a name.

Never mind the difficulties of specifying the airport to your taxi driver.

This should be in "not famous, but what a moniker ".

 

And I think the name of that person should be pronounced with a jaw harp.

 

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1 hour ago, DCI Frank Burnside said:

 

What an awful way to go 

 

 

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1 minute ago, Spade_Cooley said:

 

 

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Not yet know if it was a passenger or employee,  or man or woman. 

Only description sofar is Filet Americain.....

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Update:

Now it gets more intersting! The man decapitated was identified as Antonio Conigliaro, 86, and was known as Tony Cakes or Tony the dessert man and was a Capo in the Ginovese Mafia family. So in the end the he survived the outfit but not a utilty truck....

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