Typhoid Harry 23 Posted August 4, 2005 I'm begining to wonder if you have ever watched"How The Grinch Stole Christmas" Then maybe you will think just a bit differently. What? You've never seen a photo of me? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted August 4, 2005 I'm begining to wonder if you have ever watched"How The Grinch Stole Christmas" Then maybe you will think just a bit differently. Dragged to see this film by the junior Joscos. 90 minutes of my life dribbled away. What a waste of good celluloid. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted August 4, 2005 Dragged to see this film by the junior Joscos. 90 minutes of my life dribbled away. What a waste of good celluloid. Ah, yes, but a valuable ninety minutes of sitting inactive on a comfy chair to add to your good cellulite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VileBody 11 Posted August 4, 2005 Perhaps you should go away more often? You beat me to the joke I see but then again, Edward Heath and James Doohan died while I was away. Same for me - maybe some "good" luck next week? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted August 4, 2005 Curses, no-one died when I was away. Well, no-one really famous Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted September 4, 2005 Perhaps you should go away more often? You beat me to the joke I see but then again, Edward Heath and James Doohan died while I was away. Maybe all DL members should start going on vacation once a year religiously. If I am not mistaken IYG, you were also away when Gretchen Franklin also died and now William Rehnquist makes it four. Now it seems to be more than a coincidence. I agree with what Banshees said, you guys should go away more often. Regards, ff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IYG Posted September 5, 2005 Sorry but I'm staying, no more vacations for me till maybe December. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IKYWN 6 Posted September 6, 2005 I'm going away for a week next week. When I was away in August the uncanny ability of celebrities to curl up their toes produced three deaths. Mo Mowlem, Bill Moog and Jack Slipper all took advantage of the situation and joined the choir invisible. I urge all celebrities to look to the next week as an opportunity to see how good your pre-prepared obituries are. If you're feeling a bit peaky, now is the time to consider a wooden overcoat and to take up an occupation as a daisy pusher. And no dieing before I go, that cheating! My tips for the next week: Ronnie Biggs, my favourite Pete Doherty and an outside bet on Valerie Singleton. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VileBody 11 Posted September 6, 2005 Other good weeks would be around mid-October when I'm in Oz - produced a fine crop on holidays this summer including Heath, Doohan and Gretchen Franklin. My picks for the period would be: Biggsy, Ford and Wiesenthal. Kylie as an outsider... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted September 6, 2005 (edited) There is already a "Going on Holiday" thread started by yourself right here. [ Mods, please merge ] [ Done -- MH ] Edited September 6, 2005 by Magere Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IKYWN 6 Posted September 6, 2005 Yes, but that's a different holiday. Perhaps there ought to be a calender of when members go on holiday so we can look back and see if there is any correlation between vacations and a rise in celebrity deaths. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,904 Posted May 16, 2006 With all the discussion of what has happened to certain absent members I thought it migt be a good idea to let people here know when we're going away for whatever reason. I'll be absent from the forum between 22nd May and 4th June [Merged with previous Holiday Thread - ff] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted May 16, 2006 Also do let us know your full address and the code to the alarm. DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted May 16, 2006 I'm planning a holiday...torn between Silloth, Allonby or a weekend with my auntie in Millom. Not sure about the latter since it involves a change of buses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 86 Posted May 16, 2006 Also do let us know your full address and the code to the alarm. DWB And of course where the bank cards are.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted May 16, 2006 Better still, which mattress you keep the cash in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brinsworth House Baiter 12 Posted May 16, 2006 And where those boots are... the ones in your profile photo that put me in mind of Nancy Sinatra. Maryport, Bruno and DWB can have everything else, I just want the boots. And quite possibly, help and extensive counselling... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted May 17, 2006 Mrs Death Trip and I are considering going to Tonga, where we can make some discreet enquries on the streets of Nuku'alofa about the health of their monarch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted May 17, 2006 Good point: If I spot any famous celebs in Millom I'll be sure to enquire about their health. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bennett_Cerf 2 Posted May 20, 2006 Having just joined this lovely forum, I fail to see why I would be leaving on a vacation so soon; however, it is good to see there is a contingency plan in place for those absent times. Yet another marvelous feature of this forum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted May 20, 2006 Sorry but I'm staying... Oh, the irony Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted May 21, 2006 Sorry but I'm staying... Oh, the irony Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bennett_Cerf 2 Posted May 21, 2006 I'm not sure I get what you dear folks are driving at. Did something happen to IYG? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted May 21, 2006 I'm not sure I get what you dear folks are driving at. Did something happen to IYG? Yes. Have a close look at the member group he belongs to. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bennett_Cerf 2 Posted May 21, 2006 Gracious me! Oh I do feel somewhat ignorant now and am miffed that I had not noticed his banning. *and thank you also Magere Hein for the help on the other post and its subsequent deletion. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
