Windsor 2,233 Posted July 12, 2006 What I find most disturbing about this is that a man would claim to have shot his load after just two-and-a-half minutes of thrusting into a big-nosed, perxoide-headed, thick-as-s**t dog. I mean, two-and-a-half minutes? Why not say five hours - she's dead and can't do anything about it. There's a thought, she's dead and can't do anything about it. Where's my shovel. I'm off to Althorp to dig the old bitch up, leave her on Sir Jimmy Savile's doorstep and run. Hope his hands will still be steady enough to take the stitches out... How dare you! She may have been alot of things, but she wasn't old! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted July 13, 2006 What I find most disturbing about this is that a man would claim to have shot his load after just two-and-a-half minutes of thrusting into a big-nosed, perxoide-headed, thick-as-s**t dog. Thank you Dr Hackenslash, your interesting and informative letter has been accepted by Church Times, a £5 cheque and complementary copy of the paper should be with you next week. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Hackenslash 25 Posted July 13, 2006 Sorry, I was in a bit of a funny mood last night. I do believe what I put, but I really should have expressed my viewpoint in a far more eloquent manner. Sorry again, Dr H. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TLC 9 Posted July 13, 2006 Sorry, I was in a bit of a funny mood last night. I do believe what I put, but I really should have expressed my viewpoint in a far more eloquent manner. Sorry again, Dr H. el·o·quence (ĕl'a-kwans) n. 1. a. Persuasive, powerful discourse. b. The skill or power of using such discourse. 2. The quality of persuasive, powerful expression. What's not eloquent about the phrase 'big-nosed, perxoide-headed, thick-as-s**t dog'? It's certainly persuasive and powerful discourse in my book. And my book is a dictionary, so there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted July 14, 2006 Lots of controversy about that picture of her lying almost dead in the wreckage, thought the Italian editor was a laugh. He said he printed it because; 'It has never been seen before.' In other words, 'I'm a right nobody me but now you'll all take notice of my magazine.' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Hackenslash 25 Posted July 14, 2006 To be fair, the picture is pretty much what is now my avatar. Why the fuss? She's dead! YES! Every time I am down, I remember that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted July 14, 2006 I've seen that photo before. That's not exclusive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted July 14, 2006 Just supposin' someone in Maryport, lacking the option of a good night out, wanted to find that picture online.... Anyone care to post a link? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted July 14, 2006 Just supposin' someone in Maryport, lacking the option of a good night out, wanted to find that picture online.... Anyone care to post a link? I haven't been able to find the 'new' pictures either. Mind you, I can't say I've looked hard enough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted July 14, 2006 I'm interested in the car obviously, thinking of gettin' a big Merc meself, mind I'll be sure to wear a seat belt! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,904 Posted July 14, 2006 Just supposin' someone in Maryport, lacking the option of a good night out, wanted to find that picture online.... Anyone care to post a link? There used to be some on findadeath (that's where I viewed them) but I don't know if they're still there Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted July 17, 2006 Grainy photo That looks like a man stroking a mop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TLC 9 Posted July 17, 2006 Grainy photo That looks like a man stroking a mop. Either that, or she had a pudding bowl haircut just before her final journey. Hmmmm.... Or, maybe that's the hand of Paris's finest crime scene barber just fluffing it up a bit for the cameras; after all, the French wouldn't want such a style disaster to be forever associated with their capital city. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted July 18, 2006 Grainy photo That looks like a man stroking a mop. Either that, or she had a pudding bowl haircut just before her final journey. Hmmmm.... Or, maybe that's the hand of Paris's finest crime scene barber just fluffing it up a bit for the cameras; after all, the French wouldn't want such a style disaster to be forever associated with their capital city. What's that thing in the top right-hand corner? Looks like a ghostly face. Spooky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted July 18, 2006 Grainy photo another grainy photo http://ohioline.osu.edu/ac-fact/images/ac3_1.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TLC 9 Posted July 18, 2006 What's that thing in the top right-hand corner? Looks like a ghostly face. Spooky.A bucket head-shaped ghost sort of looking over its right shoulder with an annoyed look on its face, if I'm looking at the same bit of the pic as you? Although it's possible you may not interpret exactly as I have... Cowboy Ronnie, that picture is very grainy indeed, yet still very clear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted July 18, 2006 What's that thing in the top right-hand corner? Looks like a ghostly face. Spooky.A bucket head-shaped ghost sort of looking over its right shoulder with an annoyed look on its face, if I'm looking at the same bit of the pic as you? Although it's possible you may not interpret exactly as I have... Looks like some kind of evil sprite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TLC 9 Posted July 18, 2006 What's that thing in the top right-hand corner? Looks like a ghostly face. Spooky.A bucket head-shaped ghost sort of looking over its right shoulder with an annoyed look on its face, if I'm looking at the same bit of the pic as you? Although it's possible you may not interpret exactly as I have... Looks like some kind of evil sprite. I have also come to the conclusion that Diana must have been applying mascara around her left eye at the time tragedy struck. The evidence is pretty conclusive if you have a look. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted July 18, 2006 How long before the paramedic whose arms appear in that photo writes a book claiming he shagged her? Oi, stop throwing stuff will yer, I was only asking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted July 18, 2006 How long before the paramedic whose arms appear in that photo writes a book claiming he shagged her? Oi, stop throwing stuff will yer, I was only asking. Is it just me, or does that paramedic look to be naked on that picture (he looks sleevless anyway). You may be on to somethiong MPFC . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted July 18, 2006 If he's naked that's not resuscitation its auto-erotic bondage.....no wonder Prince Philip wanted rid of the little minx! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,904 Posted July 18, 2006 How long before the paramedic whose arms appear in that photo writes a book claiming he shagged her? Oi, stop throwing stuff will yer, I was only asking. Is it just me, or does that paramedic look to be naked on that picture (he looks sleevless anyway). You may be on to somethiong MPFC . No it's not just you. I thought that too. I saw the spooky face too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted July 18, 2006 Just supposin' someone in Maryport, lacking the option of a good night out, wanted to find that picture online.... Anyone care to post a link? Is this what you are looking for? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted July 19, 2006 I have also come to the conclusion that Diana must have been applying mascara around her left eye at the time tragedy struck. The evidence is pretty conclusive if you have a look. Congratulations on your 300th post TLC. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
