The Old Crem 3,580 Posted May 8, 2023 24 minutes ago, Toast said: Camilla didn't look well during the concert, but word is that she's carrying a back injury, so she must have been pretty uncomfortable and doped up on painkillers. Another bone injury - feels like she most likely has Osteoporosis. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,565 Posted May 8, 2023 24 minutes ago, Toast said: Camilla didn't look well during the concert, but word is that she's carrying a back injury, so she must have been pretty uncomfortable and doped up on painkillers. Are we sure William hadn't just hidden a crucifix and some garlic under her chair? 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,127 Posted May 8, 2023 1 hour ago, Bibliogryphon said: Are we sure William hadn't just hidden a crucifix and some garlic under her chair? I don't think William has any animosity towards her. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,309 Posted May 10, 2023 https://www.facebook.com/reel/1633941380414157?s=yWDuG2&fs=e 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steve 595 Posted August 22, 2023 Old flame Kevin Burke dead aged 77. Sorry unable to upload source. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Insane 349 Posted August 22, 2023 3 hours ago, Steve said: Old flame Kevin Burke dead aged 77. Sorry unable to upload source. Incase anyone cares https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12430113/Queen-Camillas-love-Kevin-Burke-met-days-fun-loving-debutante-dies-aged-77.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,127 Posted August 22, 2023 1 hour ago, Insane said: Incase anyone cares https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12430113/Queen-Camillas-love-Kevin-Burke-met-days-fun-loving-debutante-dies-aged-77.html "Camilla was immensely popular and although she wasn't a beauty, she was attractive and sexy." Ouch. You ain't a beauty, but hey, you're all right. .... it wasn't long before she moved on from Mr Burke and left him heartbroken. I don't blame her. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,020 Posted September 20, 2023 Quote Camilla joins an illustrious cast Queen Camilla has laughed off countless cruel jibes that she’s no oil painting, but she will soon be immortalised in bronze. I hear that Her Majesty is to be the subject of a bust by Frances Segelman. The sculptress, 74, who is married to philanthropist Sir Jack Petchey, 98, has previously carved busts of Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip. Former model Segelman worked on the late Queen’s image over three sittings in 2007. ‘It was absolutely surreal and unbelievable to go into the room at the palace and measure her head,’ she says. ‘It was really nerve-racking.’ Camilla, Jack Petchey and Frances Segelman in the same article: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12537959/EDEN-CONFIDENTIAL-Life-Swede-Fergie-catches-Sex-City-namesake-Gothenburg.html At least one of these people isn't on the DDP. Can we get all three immortalised in the 2024 list? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,020 Posted March 13 Consort immortalised as a Barbie doll. The ultimate accolade. And Mattel's perfect gift for the deadpooler who believes in voodoo and has a sewing basket handy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,084 Posted March 13 15 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: Consort immortalised as a Barbie doll. The ultimate accolade. And Mattel's perfect gift for the deadpooler who believes in voodoo and has a sewing basket handy. Is there a jug eared Ken to go with it? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,084 Posted May 18 Put both on a list. Anne Robinson dating Camilla's ex-husband Andrew Parker Bowles - BBC News Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,573 Posted May 18 47 minutes ago, Bentrovato said: Put both on a list. Anne Robinson dating Camilla's ex-husband Andrew Parker Bowles - BBC News On a list for what? Shagging Anne Robinson isn’t a crime (though perhaps it ought to be). 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,084 Posted May 18 17 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said: On a list for what? Shagging Anne Robinson isn’t a crime (though perhaps it ought to be). Shagging each other to death obviously. 160+ years of flesh getting it on will lead to a death. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,580 Posted November 5 Cancels her engagements this week due to Chest infection. https://news.sky.com/story/queen-camilla-withdraws-from-engagements-after-becoming-unwell-with-chest-infection-13248625 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viceroy 13 Posted November 5 Name of the thread should be changed to Queen Camilla as she is widely known. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Perhaps 1,423 Posted November 5 1 hour ago, Viceroy said: Name of the thread should be changed to Queen Camilla as she is widely known. Nope. In my ends she’s known as Cowmilla. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,127 Posted November 5 1 hour ago, Viceroy said: Name of the thread should be changed to Queen Camilla as she is widely known. Queen Camilla is the correct style. Queen Consort is merely a description of rank, it's not a title or style. I wish the late Queen, or the Palace, had explained this at the time it was announced. Not doing so has led to misunderstandings. If the late Queen hadn't had the same name as her mother, we would have been used to the widowed consort being referred to as Queen Elizabeth, rather than Queen Mother. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted November 5 1 hour ago, Viceroy said: Name of the thread should be changed to Queen Camilla as she is widely known. Thread name changed 4 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,630 Posted November 5 9 hours ago, The Old Crem said: Cancels her engagements this week due to Chest infection. https://news.sky.com/story/queen-camilla-withdraws-from-engagements-after-becoming-unwell-with-chest-infection-13248625 Did anyone else see Lardy's post on Facebook earlier welcoming the prospect of a Bank Holiday? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,099 Posted November 6 7 hours ago, maryportfuncity said: Did anyone else see Lardy's post on Facebook earlier welcoming the prospect of a Bank Holiday? Yep. A back door prediction? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,740 Posted November 6 2 minutes ago, Paul Bearer said: Yep. A back door prediction? No, not really a facebook user much. But, this doesn't mean one of those things it can mean does it? I mean how would anyone know? Actually strike that, we heard the tampax tape. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Comped 525 Posted November 6 57 minutes ago, En Passant said: No, not really a facebook user much. But, this doesn't mean one of those things it can mean does it? I mean how would anyone know? Actually strike that, we heard the tampax tape. More likely an idiot mouthing off rather than stating anything that may be actually accurate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,630 Posted November 6 1 hour ago, En Passant said: No, not really a facebook user much. But, this doesn't mean one of those things it can mean does it? I mean how would anyone know? Actually strike that, we heard the tampax tape. Lardy's funny, on line and in person - it's a decent one liner! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viceroy 13 Posted November 6 12 hours ago, Toast said: Queen Camilla is the correct style. Queen Consort is merely a description of rank, it's not a title or style. I wish the late Queen, or the Palace, had explained this at the time it was announced. Not doing so has led to misunderstandings. If the late Queen hadn't had the same name as her mother, we would have been used to the widowed consort being referred to as Queen Elizabeth, rather than Queen Mother. Agreed. We'll get over it though, just as we did when Queen-Empress Victoria died and Queen-Empresss Alexandra took over... times move on. Technically, her correct style is actually 'The Queen' whilst her husband is on the throne. But maybe that's splitting hairs!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,127 Posted November 6 5 hours ago, Viceroy said: Agreed. We'll get over it though, just as we did when Queen-Empress Victoria died and Queen-Empresss Alexandra took over... times move on. Technically, her correct style is actually 'The Queen' whilst her husband is on the throne. But maybe that's splitting hairs!!! Yes, you're right. But as we've just had a reigning Queen for 70 years, 'Queen Camilla' is the way to go to avoid confusion. 15 hours ago, maryportfuncity said: Did anyone else see Lardy's post on Facebook earlier welcoming the prospect of a Bank Holiday? No, what did she say? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
