Things To Do While Waiting For Death... 2006

[Slave to the Grave 26]

A velvet shortage.

 

(Quite apt really, given my avatar.)

[M Busby Airlines 7]

Bury Lesbianism.

[Paul Bearer 6,093]

Want naive ache

[M Busby Airlines 7]

Send this to the remaining 98 on this years list.

 

about.com

 

Especially Stephen Levines Tome.

[Tempus Fugit 214]

Send this to the remaining 98 on this years list.

 

about.com

 

Especially Stephen Levines Tome.

 

 

48 sir, not 98.

 

I get the impression you haven't been paying attention.

[Canadian Paul 97]

Go skiing in the Arabian Penninsula.

[M Busby Airlines 7]

Send this to the remaining 98 on this years list.

 

about.com

 

Especially Stephen Levines Tome.

 

 

48 sir, not 98.

 

I get the impression you haven't been paying attention.

 

Its Madam actually and yes you are right , I apologise profusely.

 

Consider myself chastised.

[Tempus Fugit 214]

Send this to the remaining 98 on this years list.

 

about.com

 

Especially Stephen Levines Tome.

 

 

48 sir, not 98.

 

I get the impression you haven't been paying attention.

 

Its Madam actually and yes you are right , I apologise profusely.

 

Consider myself chastised.

 

I do apologize madam, but that beard does make you look rather masculine.

 

[Tempus Fugit 214]

How to sensitively explain a divorce to a child.

[Lady Grendel 139]

How to sensitively explain a divorce to a child.

 

[scsibear 4]

How to sensitively explain a divorce to a child.

 

HAHAHA Naturally of course..I liked that one, I've seen a few similar ones before too.

 

scsi

[M Busby Airlines 7]

Send this to the remaining 98 on this years list.

 

about.com

 

Especially Stephen Levines Tome.

 

 

48 sir, not 98.

 

I get the impression you haven't been paying attention.

 

Its Madam actually and yes you are right , I apologise profusely.

 

Consider myself chastised.

 

I do apologize madam, but that beard does make you look rather masculine.

 

 

This is the only Bush I want to see near me.

[Lady Die 63]

Take Dante's Inferno Test

[Magere Hein 1,399]

Take Dante's Inferno Test

Uh-oh:

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

 

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

It's a Good Thing I don't believe in an afterlife.

 

regards,

Hein

[Lady Die 63]

Take Dante's Inferno Test

Uh-oh:

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

 

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

It's a Good Thing I don't believe in an afterlife.

 

regards,

Hein

I "achieved" level 6 too.

[Windsor 2,233]

I only managed level 5 - perhaps assassinating to gain power isn't as bad as it sounds (look out moderators ).

[The Four Horsemen 26]

Or perhaps all those questions about the opposite sex brought your score down, Windsor!

[Bald rick 9]

It's Limbo for me!

 

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

 

Woo-hoo!

[Lady Die 63]

Try the Personality Disorder Test

[Captain Oates 21]

Take Dante's Inferno Test

 

I'm a Heretic - level 6, so I'll see guys down there. It's where the party's at.

 

 

 

[in eternum+ 22]

Take Dante's Inferno Test

Oh dear. I have:

 

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

 

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

to look forward to. And I even answered 'false' to the statement "A pimp is a good thing to be." While you're all living it up in Level 6, I'm gonna be stuck in bloody Level 8 with the magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and pandas. Could someone get cracking on having deadchat installed for me?

[Magere Hein 1,399]

While you're all living it up in Level 6, I'm gonna be stuck in bloody Level 8 with the magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and pandas. Could someone get cracking on having deadchat installed for me?

Not I. While it's true that hell has all the perks, the installation contract went, through bribery, to the Southern Baptist Convention.

 

regards,

Hein

[in eternum+ 22]

While you're all living it up in Level 6, I'm gonna be stuck in bloody Level 8 with the magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and pandas. Could someone get cracking on having deadchat installed for me?

Not I. While it's true that hell has all the perks, the installation contract went, through bribery, to the Southern Baptist Convention.

Ah well, that's alright then. As noted elsewhere, the Baptists do have the best merch.

[Dr Hackenslash 25]

Had to share this!

 

[Deadornot 12]

3rd level of hell for me.