Octopus of Odstock 1,861 Posted May 7, 2006 [i can't wait for him to die now so I can, at last, be the first to announce a death on a message board. I'd better not die first. That'd just be really annoying. What happens, God forbid, you both die at the same time? I've asked my sister to send an e-mail to everyone on my contact list - that should cover everywhere & everyone I know. Also, I'm on holiday at the end of May, so don't worry if I go missing for over a week - not that anyone would notice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Hackenslash 24 Posted May 7, 2006 What happens, God forbid, you both die at the same time? And in flagrante delicto at that - it would be impossible to know which thread to write about it in Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 148 Posted May 7, 2006 I'm missing Tempus. He's been enjoying his pop lately. Nothing wrong with that, but it can make you depressed. Maybe he's become a bit bored. The Deathlist does seem to have lost a bit of its life recently. Not enough good deaths I suppose. Another thing, people seem to be better at keeping quiet about their illnesses. Maybe it's the new format. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 1,861 Posted May 7, 2006 He might come back soon, seeing as another of his DDP picks has snuffed it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 93 Posted May 7, 2006 He might come back soon, seeing as another of his DDP picks has snuffed it. I was thinking the same thing, especially since she was a pick on his Hartlepool as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 137 Posted May 7, 2006 emm...has anyone tried to contact him? Just to find out if he is still with us and ignoring the DL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 119 Posted May 8, 2006 Well he's just got some points on the HDP. Perhaps that'll bring him out of hiding. My £10 says he's gone on holiday. The following can also be had for £10: Given up, can't be bothered. Got a girlfriend. In prison. In hospital/otherwise too ill to post. Too drunk to post. Problems with his internet connection/phone line. Problems with computer. At a wedding. At a funeral. Or think up something yourself. Winner gets the pot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 48 Posted May 8, 2006 Well he's just got some points on the HDP. Perhaps that'll bring him out of hiding. My £10 says he's gone on holiday. The following can also be had for £10: Given up, can't be bothered. Got a girlfriend. In prison. In hospital/otherwise too ill to post. Too drunk to post. Problems with his internet connection/phone line. Problems with computer. At a wedding. At a funeral. Or think up something yourself. Winner gets the pot. I'll go for the latter. Send the tenner ASAP and when Tempus returns I'll tell you what the answer was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 119 Posted May 8, 2006 Perhaps he was involved in an altercation with Windsor, and has left in disgust? I'll go for the latter That should be "last" Mr Josco. "Former and "latter" are used when there are only two things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 48 Posted May 8, 2006 Perhaps he was involved in an altercation with Windsor, and has left in disgust? I'll go for the latter That should be "last" Mr Josco. "Former and "latter" are used when there are only two things. But the spacing of your original post suggested two separate items: 1:Given up, can't be bothered. Got a girlfriend. In prison. In hospital/otherwise too ill to post. Too drunk to post. Problems with his internet connection/phone line. Problems with computer. At a wedding. At a funeral. 2: Or think up something yourself. I'll go for the latter. £10 will be useful as I need to purchase another bottle of Hendricks' Gin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,143 Posted May 8, 2006 Perhaps he was involved in an altercation with Windsor, and has left in disgust? You must be confusing TF with BHB. He said he was finished with DL but unfortunately came back. You can find that post in the trashcan mods... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,840 Posted May 8, 2006 I have his e-mail address. Do you want me to contact him? Or if anyone has had more to do with him than I have then I can pass on is e-mail? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted May 8, 2006 [ £10 will be useful as I need to purchase another bottle of Hendricks' Gin Where can you get Hendrick's Gin for £10 Mr J? Spuddy: I'll take you on with "In hospital or otherwise too ill to post" but with a sneaking suspicion that he's watching all this and loving every minute of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 119 Posted May 8, 2006 I have his e-mail address. Do you want me to contact him? Or if anyone has had more to do with him than I have then I can pass on is e-mail? So do I, but he's big enough to fend for himself so I vote we leave him alone and he'll come home wagging his tail etc.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,840 Posted May 8, 2006 I have his e-mail address. Do you want me to contact him? Or if anyone has had more to do with him than I have then I can pass on is e-mail? So do I, but he's big enough to fend for himself so I vote we leave him alone and he'll come home wagging his tail etc.... Fair enough. I'm putting 10GBP on him never having existed and he was just a mass hallucination of ours Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted May 8, 2006 I was on holiday and couldn't resist hopping in an Internet cafe and have a coffee and browse on DL. From all this we learn that DL's not just entertainment and an education, but also an addiction. regards, Hein Quite. Last month when I moved house I had no internet access for 10 days, so I went to the local library in order to browse DL Regarding Mr. Fugit, I don't have his email address, and the last contact I had was sending him a PM when John Kenneth Galbraith died.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted May 8, 2006 I was on holiday and couldn't resist hopping in an Internet cafe and have a coffee and browse on DL. From all this we learn that DL's not just entertainment and an education, but also an addiction. regards, Hein Quite. Last month when I moved house I had no internet access for 10 days, so I went to the local library in order to browse DL Regarding Mr. Fugit, I don't have his email address, and the last contact I had was sending him a PM when John Kenneth Galbraith died.. I used the library in my time of seperation from DL as well! The seperation didn't work out. I think everybody should forget about Tempus Fugit for a while. Let time fly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 1,861 Posted May 8, 2006 Fair enough. I'm putting 10GBP on him never having existed and he was just a mass hallucination of ours My £10 goes on the premise that he posts as somebody else and he's never been away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,840 Posted May 8, 2006 Fair enough. I'm putting 10GBP on him never having existed and he was just a mass hallucination of ours My £10 goes on the premise that he posts as somebody else and he's never been away. He could be any one of us...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,017 Posted May 8, 2006 One surefire way to ensure Tempus' long term health would be to break with tradition and add him (I'm assuming Tempus is a he) as an honourary #51 on the DL. That'd smoke him out! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted May 8, 2006 (edited) Fair enough. I'm putting 10GBP on him never having existed and he was just a mass hallucination of ours My £10 goes on the premise that he posts as somebody else and he's never been away. I was accused of being member Father Time who was deleted while validating. Legend has it that he entered the chat and spelt a word wrong. Then Windsor randomly accused him of being me? It's very interesting that i'm part of a conspiracy, though I deny any involvement in this. Edited May 8, 2006 by Banshees Scream Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
in eternum+ 20 Posted May 8, 2006 I was accused of being member Father Time who was deleted while validating. Legend has it that he entered the chat and spelt a word wrong. Then Windsor randomly accused him of being me? It's very interesting that i'm part of a conspiracy, though I deny any involvement in this. Isn't that what you would say if you were involved? Poor Tempus! Before we file a missing persons' report, shouldn't we keep in mind that he's only been absent for, like, 12 days? I admit his absence is more notable given his usual posting volume, but 12 days isn't even a fortnight's holiday. (Though if truth be told, I agree with nap: that's he's lurking about, absolutely f*cking loving every minute of the debate. Hello Tempus ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,143 Posted May 8, 2006 Fair enough. I'm putting 10GBP on him never having existed and he was just a mass hallucination of ours My £10 goes on the premise that he posts as somebody else and he's never been away. I was accused of being member Father Time who was deleted while validating. Legend has it that he entered the chat and spelt a word wrong. Then Windsor randomly accused him of being me? It's very interesting that i'm part of a conspiracy, though I deny any involvement in this. You seem to know an awful lot about that Banshees... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted May 8, 2006 I was accused of being member Father Time who was deleted while validating. Legend has it that he entered the chat and spelt a word wrong. Then Windsor randomly accused him of being me? It's very interesting that i'm part of a conspiracy, though I deny any involvement in this. Isn't that what you would say if you were involved? Poor Tempus! Before we file a missing persons' report, shouldn't we keep in mind that he's only been absent for, like, 12 days? I admit his absence is more notable given his usual osting volume, but 12 days isn't even a fortnight's holiday. (Though if truth be told, I agree with nap: that's he's lurking about, absolutely f*cking loving every minute of the debate. Hello Tempus ) I'll admit I did infact lurk in the shadows at one time, especialy in the secret forums Tempus may be doing the same but only in a very silent fashion. I'll send him a PM later tonight and we'll see if he replys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted May 8, 2006 Fair enough. I'm putting 10GBP on him never having existed and he was just a mass hallucination of ours My £10 goes on the premise that he posts as somebody else and he's never been away. I was accused of being member Father Time who was deleted while validating. Legend has it that he entered the chat and spelt a word wrong. Then Windsor randomly accused him of being me? It's very interesting that i'm part of a conspiracy, though I deny any involvement in this. You seem to know an awful lot about that Banshees... Well I was the listener of that story on more then one occation. Again i'm intrigued. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
