Room 101

[Bibliogryphon 9,586]

 

 

Seagulls

Normally I'm in the 'feed them baking powder/tie two together' camp with you Handy, but got a semi pet one the now with a dodgy foot. He's quiet so I feed him mussels etc.

 

Threw a fat coley at him yesterday which was waaaay too big for him but he scoffed it, took two hops, and face planted

 

There's fun to be had with them...

 

Seagulls are cunts. I am currently in Looe, where they are fat and vicious. The seagulls, obvs.

 

 

My wife found one trapped in the ice at a local reservoir. He came home with us and stayed been fed on sardines during a bitterly cold spell. Eventually one day he just hopped out on the cage bowed his head and flew away. Though for several years later if the weather got cold we would get a seagull circling over the garden.

[Toast 16,140]

Talking of vicious birds, there's currently a big row in our village because three big nasty ducks on the pond were shot yesterday. The bleeding hearts say they should have been caught and taken to a local nature reserve, or summat. Where presumably they could carry on pecking some other innocent mallards to death. I think you can guess my views on the matter.

 

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

Talking of vicious birds, there's currently a big row in our village because three big nasty ducks on the pond were shot yesterday. The bleeding hearts say they should have been caught and taken to a local nature reserve, or summat. Where presumably they could carry on pecking some other innocent mallards to death. I think you can guess my views on the matter.

 

I didn't realise they were that aggressive!!

We have loads here, they waddle in and out of our local Tescos, nobody bats an eyelid.

[Paul Bearer 6,102]

We have peacocks wandering around our village. They're a pain in the arse when they start their 'singing' especially at 4am in the middle of summer. I think the village council are discussing a possible cull.

[Deathray 2,940]

Do you all live in villages?

 

Also the nature reserve could have kept them in a separate pond to the mallards.

[RadGuy 1,614]

The thing is, the UK is densely populated but not necessarily everybody lives in cities. There are a lot of small villages, but close to each other and not that much open space.

 

While in the US, you've got a couple of urban clusters (Northeast, West Coast, Great Lakes) and the rest is just miles and miles of nothing.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

The thing is, the UK is densely populated but not necessarily everybody lives in cities. There are a lot of small villages, but close to each other and not that much open space.

 

While in the US, you've got a couple of urban clusters (Northeast, West Coast, Great Lakes) and the rest is just miles and miles of nothing.

[Deathray 2,940]

 

The thing is, the UK is densely populated but not necessarily everybody lives in cities. There are a lot of small villages, but close to each other and not that much open space.

 

While in the US, you've got a couple of urban clusters (Northeast, West Coast, Great Lakes) and the rest is just miles and miles of nothing.

 

 

I don't think he understands the definition of a village.

 

Villages that are very close to each other and don't have much open space between them are called estates and usually make up part of a town/city.

[Handrejka 1,904]

I live on the coast, I have a nice view when my window isn't covered in seagull shit.

 

I do think it significant that is German the word for seagull and the word for cunt are only one letter different.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

I live on the coast, I have a nice view when my window isn't covered in seagull shit.

 

I do think it significant that is German the word for seagull and the word for cunt are only one letter different.

I always assumed that a bird was vogel or are all birds called cunt in Germany???

[Handrejka 1,904]

Cunt is Möse and Seagull is Möwe, though I'm not sure if Möse is used in all the same contexts as cunt.

[RadGuy 1,614]

 

 

 

 

The thing is, the UK is densely populated but not necessarily everybody lives in cities. There are a lot of small villages, but close to each other and not that much open space.

 

While in the US, you've got a couple of urban clusters (Northeast, West Coast, Great Lakes) and the rest is just miles and miles of nothing.

I don't think he understands the definition of a village.

 

Villages that are very close to each other and don't have much open space between them are called estates and usually make up part of a town/city.

Or... there's a difference in the American and British definition. First time I've heard the word estate used in that context.

[Deathray 2,940]

 

 

 

The thing is, the UK is densely populated but not necessarily everybody lives in cities. There are a lot of small villages, but close to each other and not that much open space.

 

While in the US, you've got a couple of urban clusters (Northeast, West Coast, Great Lakes) and the rest is just miles and miles of nothing.

I don't think he understands the definition of a village.

 

Villages that are very close to each other and don't have much open space between them are called estates and usually make up part of a town/city.

Or... there's a difference in the American and British definition. First time I've heard the word estate used in that context.

 

 

Depends on the people who live in it, those who think they're better than the rest of us live in areas/wards/places.

[Spade_Cooley 9,529]

Jeanette Charles, 40 years as a professional Queen Elizabeth II lookalike, and she has never looked remotely like the fucking woman.

 

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

Jeanette Charles, 40 years as a professional Queen Elizabeth II lookalike, and she has never looked remotely like the fucking woman.

 

That one must have been laying dormant at the bottom of your boots.

What the fuck dragged it to the surface, I thought she was dead!

[Handrejka 1,904]

I thought she was dead too, but I believe I was thinking of Janet Brown.

[Spade_Cooley 9,529]

 

Jeanette Charles, 40 years as a professional Queen Elizabeth II lookalike, and she has never looked remotely like the fucking woman.

 

 

 

 

That one must have been laying dormant at the bottom of your boots.

What the fuck dragged it to the surface, I thought she was dead!

 

 

Naked Gun repeat was on over Easter (forgot Nancy Marchand was in that), and it's been eating away at me ever since.

[The Mad Hatter 1,092]

 

 

Jeanette Charles, 40 years as a professional Queen Elizabeth II lookalike, and she has never looked remotely like the fucking woman.

 

That one must have been laying dormant at the bottom of your boots.

What the fuck dragged it to the surface, I thought she was dead!

Naked Gun repeat was on over Easter (forgot Nancy Marchand was in that), and it's been eating away at me ever since.

the fact that she has made millions because if it is enough to piss off anyone.

[Toast 16,140]

 

 

 

Jeanette Charles, 40 years as a professional Queen Elizabeth II lookalike, and she has never looked remotely like the fucking woman.

That one must have been laying dormant at the bottom of your boots.

What the fuck dragged it to the surface, I thought she was dead!

Naked Gun repeat was on over Easter (forgot Nancy Marchand was in that), and it's been eating away at me ever since.

the fact that she has made millions because if it is enough to piss off anyone.

 

 

Millions, really ? Millions of what?

[charon 4,943]

 

 

The thing is, the UK is densely populated but not necessarily everybody lives in cities. There are a lot of small villages, but close to each other and not that much open space.

While in the US, you've got a couple of urban clusters (Northeast, West Coast, Great Lakes) and the rest is just miles and miles of nothing.

 

I don't think he understands the definition of a village.

 

Villages that are very close to each other and don't have much open space between them are called estates and usually make up part of a town/city.

 

 

Damn all those other houses in my village. They really spoil the view from my door.

 

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

 

 

 

The thing is, the UK is densely populated but not necessarily everybody lives in cities. There are a lot of small villages, but close to each other and not that much open space.

While in the US, you've got a couple of urban clusters (Northeast, West Coast, Great Lakes) and the rest is just miles and miles of nothing.

I don't think he understands the definition of a village.

 

Villages that are very close to each other and don't have much open space between them are called estates and usually make up part of a town/city.

 

 

Damn all those other houses in my village. They really spoil the view from my door.

 

 

When was that taken? Last summer??

[RadGuy 1,614]

Okay, I know, I exaggerated. But my point was that it's more likely for a Brit to live in the countryside since they're usually no more than a few hours from the nearest city.

In the USA, almost everybody lives in one of the densely populated urban clusters. Cause if they don't, they're three states away from the nearest city.

[The Mad Hatter 1,092]

 

 

 

 

Jeanette Charles, 40 years as a professional Queen Elizabeth II lookalike, and she has never looked remotely like the fucking woman.

 

That one must have been laying dormant at the bottom of your boots.

What the fuck dragged it to the surface, I thought she was dead!

Naked Gun repeat was on over Easter (forgot Nancy Marchand was in that), and it's been eating away at me ever since.

the fact that she has made millions because if it is enough to piss off anyone.

Millions, really ? Millions of what?

jeez what do you think. You are not funny and stop Nit picking my posts in order to get the attention your parents didn't give you. How would you like if you accidentally misspelt something thanks to your autocorrect and a group of people started to give you shit for it.

[charon 4,943]

 

Why did you capitalise 'Nit' ?

[Deathray 2,940]

Okay, I know, I exaggerated. But my point was that it's more likely for a Brit to live in the countryside since they're usually no more than a few hours from the nearest city.

In the USA, almost everybody lives in one of the densely populated urban clusters. Cause if they don't, they're three states away from the nearest city.

 

Actually. This is utterly wrong. Because we don't have much room we pack a lot of people into urban areas. We're closer to the countryside than you guys in big cities, but were not living in it, The World Bank says that urban populations in the UK are almost equal if not a bit higher than the US.

 

http://data.worldbank.org/indicator/SP.URB.TOTL.IN.ZS