honez 79 Posted October 26, 2010 Here you go Lardy, three easy steps... How to tile a bathroom How to plumb a bathroom How to look like a plumber Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR Hartley 0 Posted October 28, 2010 This bloody cold/bug thing that has been sweeping London especially of late. Been ill for the last two days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted October 28, 2010 This bloody cold/bug thing that has been sweeping London especially of late. Been ill for the last two days. I'd be on the lookout old boy - my betrothed was laid up for two weeks with it, and he's half your age. Perhaps we should consider you for the list? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted October 28, 2010 Here you go Lardy, three easy steps... How to tile a bathroom How to plumb a bathroom How to look like a plumber Thanks for the tips! I look exactly like that plumber, but I won't charge you a gazillion pounds to look at my crack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,586 Posted October 29, 2010 Simples. Or more specifically those morons (simples-tons?) who persist in using this word when the mean 'simple'. Especially when said with a faux-Russian accent. And those cretins who have put it in the dictionary, thus affording it some credibility. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted November 2, 2010 THE MOST INFURIATING DRIVING HABIT OF ALL TIME has to be when some pillock in the car in front of you decides to turn into a petrol station against opposing heavy traffic!!! WHY? Plenty of fuel stations about - it's not a big problem to find one on the nearside without delaying a slug of twenty cars behind, all trying to get out of town in the rush hour. PILLOCKS!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,100 Posted November 3, 2010 My sister. Your sister Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Memento Mori 12 Posted November 4, 2010 Both my sisters! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,586 Posted November 5, 2010 AOL UK Surely up there in the top 1 or 2 of the worst of the ISP's. Three more days and they're history. (That'll probably be around the time the page updates following this post). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,586 Posted November 6, 2010 Tony Blackburn. He's beyond parody these days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,100 Posted November 6, 2010 Tony Blackburn. He's beyond parody these days. I guess you've just been listening to radio 2 then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,586 Posted November 7, 2010 Tony Blackburn. He's beyond parody these days. I guess you've just been listening to radio 2 then? Yes, not that I normally do on a saturday afternoon, but I felt like some music (and to be fair, there was some good stuff) and my usual station was just talk. Still it could have been worse, it might have been Dale Winton. Oh, for the days of Alan Freeman - not 'arf! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted November 8, 2010 The whole process of publishing, from start to finish. Bored, bored, bored. When can normal service be resumed? When can I go blow something up? I curse the advancements in home computing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Memento Mori 12 Posted November 9, 2010 I'd like to consign that bastard who tried to break into my house tonight to Room 101. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted November 10, 2010 Urgent message to all www users: Noone was there, noone has seen him, noone is home, noone is better, noone is ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG One more time and I'll split those o's with an AXE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's no one. . No one. No one. No one!!!!! Got it?? Good. Thank you. That will be all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted November 10, 2010 Urgent message to all www users: Noone was there, noone has seen him, noone is home, noone is better, noone is ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG One more time and I'll split those o's with an AXE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's no one. . No one. No one. No one!!!!! Got it?? Good. Thank you. That will be all. This chap probably doesn't share your highly-charged opinion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted November 10, 2010 Nobody should write noone. That kind of contraction is valid nowhere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,586 Posted November 10, 2010 Urgent message to all www users: Noone was there, noone has seen him, noone is home, noone is better, noone is ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG One more time and I'll split those o's with an AXE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's no one. . No one. No one. No one!!!!! Got it?? Good. Thank you. That will be all. This chap probably doesn't share your highly-charged opinion. I remember hearing a story many years ago of the Herman's Hermits singer arriving in the USA and being paged at the airport... "Mr No-one, pick up the white courtesy phone, Mr No-one pick up the white courtesy phone..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,586 Posted November 10, 2010 What annoys me is those people (especialy local journalists) who insist on using the terms "12 am" and "12 pm" when referring to noon or midnight. Don't these people learn anything at school these days? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted November 10, 2010 Student protesters. How is smashing the place up going to convince the government they deserve funding? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
our Sydney 11 Posted November 10, 2010 It always seems to work in France, surley worth a go over here after all voting never changes anything! Still got the same upper middle class ex oxbridge plonkers running the show! Best regards Syd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted November 10, 2010 I would have stuck to the plan of attempting to unseat Lib Dem MPs. If Woolas lost his seat for lying during in his campaign, every Lib Dem should lose their seat. Yes, we all expect MPs to lie and break promises, but the Lib Dems have just taken the piss since the election. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted November 11, 2010 Urgent message to all www users: Noone was there, noone has seen him, noone is home, noone is better, noone is ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG One more time and I'll split those o's with an AXE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's no one. . No one. No one. No one!!!!! Got it?? Good. Thank you. That will be all. This chap probably doesn't share your highly-charged opinion. I remember hearing a story many years ago of the Herman's Hermits singer arriving in the USA and being paged at the airport... "Mr No-one, pick up the white courtesy phone, Mr No-one pick up the white courtesy phone..." Oh. That explains it, I thought it was this chap. (No one picked up the white courtesy phone because Mr. Noone did not arrive on the noone flight. Unfortunately, since phones and airplanes did not exist in Medieval England, his arrival was delayed by several centuries.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted November 11, 2010 It always seems to work in France, surley worth a go over here after all voting never changes anything! Still got the same upper middle class ex oxbridge plonkers running the show!Best regards Syd The French are, will be and have always been a revolting nation. There's no need for us to lower the standards in line with EU regulation. Je vous remercie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
