time 8,596 Posted April 3, 2011 Right-wing arseholes. Specifically, those right-wing arseholes who choose to march on St George's Day (celebrating god only knows what) just around the corner from where I live thus cutting off the rest of the town. (With apologies to any resident right-wing arseholes on the site). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,903 Posted April 3, 2011 Right-wing arseholes. Specifically, those right-wing arseholes who chose to march on St George's Day (celebrating god only knows what) just around the corner from where I live thus cutting off the rest of the town. (With apologies to any resident right-wing arseholes on the site). St George's Day? Have I fallen asleep and lost two weeks? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,596 Posted April 3, 2011 Right-wing arseholes. Specifically, those right-wing arseholes who chose to march on St George's Day (celebrating god only knows what) just around the corner from where I live thus cutting off the rest of the town. (With apologies to any resident right-wing arseholes on the site). St George's Day? Have I fallen asleep and lost two weeks? Oops, changed the whole meaning by missing out a letter 'o'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted April 3, 2011 Ant update - 48 hours ant free! - used a product called DethLac round any gap I could find. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshman 31 Posted April 21, 2011 losing to harrymcthingy at golf Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,688 Posted April 22, 2011 Tesco, for refusing to sell me a bottle of Wolf Blass before 10am. It's not White Lightning, ffs. Junk mail/flyers. These people may as well be shitting through my letterbox. Happy Easter, everyone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted April 30, 2011 The biggest curse of technology is that it has created a world in which you can live in a country of some 3.5M square miles but you still can't escape your family's drama. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted May 13, 2011 Facebook frapes. They are almost never funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Six 23 Posted May 15, 2011 Selfish, egotistical, lying, arsehole men who happen to be married to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted May 15, 2011 Selfish, egotistical, lying, arsehole men who happen to be married to me. I can deal with selfish, egotistical and being an arsehole. Lying is not acceptable. Ditch the cunt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted May 15, 2011 Selfish, egotistical, lying, arsehole men who happen to be married to me. Phew. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted May 15, 2011 Selfish, egotistical, lying, arsehole men who happen to be married to me. I can deal with selfish, egotistical and being an arsehole. Lying is not acceptable. Ditch the cunt. You're not allowed to say cunt. You'll get a warning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted May 15, 2011 I didn't know that there was an absolute policy regarding that word. But I haven't warned anyone for years so if you don't mind W... Edit: Negated of course. Your warning level history is very interesting to read. The "Moderater" Wars are well-represented and apparently I removed a warning in 2006 because, "Jesus told me to" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted May 15, 2011 Selfish, egotistical, lying, arsehole men who happen to be married to me. I can deal with selfish, egotistical and being an arsehole. Lying is not acceptable. Ditch the cunt. You're not allowed to say cunt. You'll get a warning. Ooo how exciting. How do I know if I've got a warning? Do I get a special email with 'CUNT WARNING' in the subject box? Is there any acceptable use of the word? For instance, could I get away with calling Michael Winner one, but not Philip Schofield? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted May 15, 2011 Ooo how exciting. How do I know if I've got a warning? Do I get a special email with 'CUNT WARNING' in the subject box? You should know by now. Is there any acceptable use of the word? For instance, could I get away with calling Michael Winner one, but not Philip Schofield? There's no moderation policy against swearing. The majority view is that we're an adult forum. Tender souls who cannot handle strong language aren't likely to become members here. There used to be a swear filter, that replaced "cunt" by "c*nt", or something similarly silly. Nowadays it's only used to replace several brand names of pills to "SPAM". regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted May 15, 2011 Ooo how exciting. How do I know if I've got a warning? Do I get a special email with 'CUNT WARNING' in the subject box? You should know by now. Is there any acceptable use of the word? For instance, could I get away with calling Michael Winner one, but not Philip Schofield? There's no moderation policy against swearing. The majority view is that we're an adult forum. Tender souls who cannot handle strong language aren't likely to become members here. There used to be a swear filter, that replaced "cunt" by "c*nt", or something similarly silly. Nowadays it's only used to replace several brand names of pills to "SPAM". regards, Hein Woop woop! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted May 15, 2011 Edit: Negated of course. Your warning level history is very interesting to read. The "Moderater" Wars are well-represented and apparently I removed a warning in 2006 because, "Jesus told me to" I certainly do have an interesting warn history. In addition to "Jesus told me to", there is: 1 April 2007 - Added to warn level - For looking at porn Promptly followed by: 20 May 2007 - Removed from warn level - For having stopped looking at porn. This was because I accidentally opened a bad link which led to a scat porn website. I was sat in Uni at the time... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted May 15, 2011 1 April 2007 - Added to warn level - For looking at porn Promptly followed by: 20 May 2007 - Removed from warn level - For having stopped looking at porn. This was because I accidentally opened a bad link which led to a scat porn website. I was sat in Uni at the time... From 1st April until the 20th May? I can only imagine that you were imprisoned in the library having been made to write a 100,000 word essay about Princess Diana without resorting to using the c-word. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted May 16, 2011 There used to be a swear filter, that replaced "cunt" by "c*nt", or something similarly silly. Nowadays it's only used to replace several brand names of pills to "SPAM". regards, Hein That's a challenge. Off to the DEA Schedule I controlled substances list I go..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Six 23 Posted May 16, 2011 Selfish, egotistical, lying, arsehole men who happen to be married to me. Phew. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted May 17, 2011 Room 101 - having all your wisdom teeth out and not being able to eat any pies, when you're a massive pie eater. Room Lovely - having a GP fresh out of primary school who is happy to fill in a sick note with whatever you tell him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted May 25, 2011 Lurpak "Spreadable" , a product which is surely in contravention of the Trade Descriptions Act . It has the malleability of granite and my lovingly prepared wholemeal loaf (baked and sliced with my own fair hand) has been destroyed. Sometimes it's the little things in life which really make me fume. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,132 Posted May 25, 2011 And they have the cheek to ban Marmite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madcow 6 Posted May 31, 2011 Lurpak "Spreadable" , a product which is surely in contravention of the Trade Descriptions Act . It has the malleability of granite and my lovinglyprepared wholemeal loaf (baked and sliced with my own fair hand) has been destroyed. Sometimes it's the little things in life which really make me fume. I totally concur with this! It's only spreadable if it's been out of the fridge for about an hour. Just like normal butter, then. I'm more than a bit miffed at the people dishing out the Olympic tickets. I was thrilled to find my bank account emptied out for 4 of these precious little pieces of paper. Only one problem.......... I HADN'T ORDERED ANY! Now I have to starve until the bank get me my money back, not to mention the embarrassment of having my card turned down when I went for petrol. Thank heavens for my lovely Mummy who was there to bail me out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Memento Mori 12 Posted June 8, 2011 Those bastards who jump the queue in the supermarket, post office, etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
