Jimmy Tarbuck

[M.Lawrenson 11]

Tarbuck pulls out of dance show

 

Yes, everyone's favourite golf-playing, fat scouse 'comedian' has high blood pressure. Haven't seen him on TV or in the news for ages so it can't be through overwork. I'd say he's in two (if not three) high-risk groups for a heart attack. After all, who thought Gene Pitney would drop dead at the same age?

[jmh8300 2]

Yes, everyone's favourite golf-playing, fat scouse 'comedian' has high blood pressure. Haven't seen him on TV or in the news for ages so it can't be through overwork. I'd say he's in two (if not three) high-risk groups for a heart attack. After all, who thought Gene Pitney would drop dead at the same age?

 

The high risk groups being?

 

1. A scouser.

2. Fat.

3. Golf playing.

 

Of these, surely the most dangerous is the first.

 

I watched approximately five seconds of the show last night, and was delighted to see that Bruce Forsyth is looking distinctly old. Not late middle-aged, but early old age. He's still no doubt marvellously fit for a man of his age, although his hair is about 20 years younger, he's also still marvellously irritating.

 

As Saki's phrase has it, he is "one of those people who would be enormously improved by death."

[millwall32 114]

Yes, everyone's favourite golf-playing, fat scouse 'comedian' has high blood pressure. Haven't seen him on TV or in the news for ages so it can't be through overwork. I'd say he's in two (if not three) high-risk groups for a heart attack. After all, who thought Gene Pitney would drop dead at the same age?

 

The high risk groups being?

 

1. A scouser.

2. Fat.

3. Golf playing.

 

Of these, surely the most dangerous is the first.

 

I watched approximately five seconds of the show last night, and was delighted to see that Bruce Forsyth is looking distinctly old. Not late middle-aged, but early old age. He's still no doubt marvellously fit for a man of his age, although his hair is about 20 years younger, he's also still marvellously irritating.

 

As Saki's phrase has it, he is "one of those people who would be enormously improved by death."

 

A jolly fat man such as he is definitley a good one for next year.

[RobertMugabe 437]

I think he needs reevaluating. Was he not in some yewtree kinda of razzmatazz?

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,223]

I think he needs reevaluating. Was he not in some yewtree kinda of razzmatazz?

He was and is INNOCENT.

Cunt.

[Lard Bazaar 3,803]

 

 

I think he needs reevaluating. Was he not in some yewtree kinda of razzmatazz?

He was and is INNOCENT.

Cunt.

Oh come on now. Full Swing was terrible!

[Youwanticewiththat 611]

I think he needs reevaluating. Was he not in some yewtree kinda of razzmatazz?

Mr Mugabe, I think, even by your standards you would be hard pushed to describe Tarbuck Towers in Kingston Upon Thames as a farm - leave yer re-evaluation alone.

[maryportfuncity 10,684]

Jimmy and Des O' Connor are doing the odd gigs this year - anyone hereabouts planning to see them, like in Reading on Sunday?

 

http://www.desoconnornow.com/#/2017-tour-dates/4534125079

[Spade_Cooley 9,628]

Who the fuck does Tarby play golf with these days now Wogan, Corbett and Brucie are burning in hell?

[Toast 16,232]

3 hours ago, maryportfuncity said:

Jimmy and Des O' Connor are doing the odd gigs this year - anyone hereabouts planning to see them, like in Reading on Sunday?

 

http://www.desoconnornow.com/#/2017-tour-dates/4534125079

 

Sorry.  I am on the mailing list for that venue, but I'm more of a Stranglers girl.

[maryportfuncity 10,684]

57 minutes ago, Toast said:

 

Sorry.  I am on the mailing list for that venue, but I'm more of a Stranglers girl.

 

 

You and me both - done quite a few Stranglers gigs over the years and they're one of the bands of choice for my merry little band of gig goers; along with Hawkwind who we love without reservation. Motorhead were our most seen band; but obviously The Stranglers may now pass them in terms of number of gigs seen

[RIP Wee Jum 1,559]

41 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said:

 

 

You and me both - done quite a few Stranglers gigs over the years and they're one of the bands of choice for my merry little band of gig goers; along with Hawkwind who we love without reservation. Motorhead were our most seen band; but obviously The Stranglers may now pass them in terms of number of gigs seen

 

Your a Stranglers GIRL ?

 

Interesting

[Exu 250]

On 26 October 2017 at 12:18, maryportfuncity said:

Jimmy and Des O' Connor are doing the odd gigs this year - anyone hereabouts planning to see them, like in Reading on Sunday?

 

http://www.desoconnornow.com/#/2017-tour-dates/4534125079

Ken Dodd is still on the road apparently.

[gcreptile 11,066]

Jimmy Tarbuck suspects he has prostate cancer:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7957649/Jimmy-Tarbuck-credits-Tom-Jones-helping-cancer-scare.html

[maryportfuncity 10,684]

33 minutes ago, gcreptile said:

Jimmy Tarbuck suspects he has prostate cancer:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7957649/Jimmy-Tarbuck-credits-Tom-Jones-helping-cancer-scare.html

 

 

And 88 year old Des's site makes a big fuss about his latest album (i.e. the one he released in 2008)

 

https://www.officialdesoconnor.com/

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,223]

2 hours ago, maryportfuncity said:

 

 

And 88 year old Des's site makes a big fuss about his latest album (i.e. the one he released in 2008)

 

https://www.officialdesoconnor.com/

Why do I feel a degree ( a fucking large degree ) of desperation emanating from that site?

As I have previously stated, I reckon he is a possibility for this year.

His appearance on Harry Hills show last year was quite an eye opener, he was a shadow of his former self, or summat.

[Gooseberry Crumble 5,361]

 

Scouse showbiz legend Jimmy Tarbuck celebrates his milestone 80th birthday today. 

Many happy returns!

 

[Spade_Cooley 9,628]

He's got some prostate cancer.

[ladyfiona 2,654]

My dad, dad's ternnis partner, my cousin all had prostate cancer within a few years of each other but are now free of cancer...and a prostate.

 

However my friend's father died from it a few months ago (two weeks before Christmas). Though would probably have survived if he hadn't been stubborn and got checked sooner.

[Gooseberry Crumble 5,361]

Phew!!! Just saw Jimmy Tarbuck  trending on twitter and feared the worst

But it turned out to be something much more benign .Commentary on a tv appearance tonight. 

[Bibliogryphon 9,642]

9 hours ago, Gooseberry Crumble said:

Phew!!! Just saw Jimmy Tarbuck  trending on twitter and feared the worst

But it turned out to be something much more benign .Commentary on a tv appearance tonight. 

Unfortunately your fears were realised. He is still alive

[Gooseberry Crumble 5,361]

1 hour ago, Bibliogryphon said:

Unfortunately your fears were realised. He is still alive

Very good!!

[Sean 6,365]

Feeling glad I put him on my Shadow list and main DDP team right now.

[gcreptile 11,066]

Jimmy had a spell of localized melanoma a couple of weeks ago:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/comic-hero-jimmy-tarbuck-danced-26021457

[Sean 6,365]

On 04/01/2021 at 11:27, Sean said:

Feeling glad I put him on my Shadow list and main DDP team right now.

Wrong thread. No idea who I am referring to here.