RadGuy 1,614 Posted April 28, 2016 Oy, looks like a bad DL miss, then. Oh, who am I kidding? Bastard will make it to 100. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,532 Posted April 28, 2016 Needs help shaking hands, and increases visits to Singapore: http://allafrica.com/stories/201604280226.html Michael J Fox could help with that, his hands shake a lot these days. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted May 5, 2016 President Robert Mugabe's former teacher, Sekuru Oscar Munyoro Katsukunya (120) has died. Katsukunya, who could have been one of the worlds oldest people, died in his sleep this morning. Lying about his age; well, Robert learned from the best. SC http://demo.prowebzim.com/yo/2016/05/04/breaking-news-president-mugabes-former-teacher-dies/ 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertMugabe 437 Posted May 23, 2016 President Robert Mugabe's former teacher, Sekuru Oscar Munyoro Katsukunya (120) has died. Katsukunya, who could have been one of the worlds oldest people, died in his sleep this morning. Lying about his age; well, Robert learned from the best. SC http://demo.prowebzim.com/yo/2016/05/04/breaking-news-president-mugabes-former-teacher-dies/ He was 120, why do you always have to put down the black man creeper? If it were mother theresa's teacher pretending she was 140 you would not bat an eyelid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted May 23, 2016 Well I would Robert, but thanks to the surgery you kindly arranged for me 'so I could see more clearly'; sadly I'm lidless. How's my old farm doing btw? Still following my helpful notes on crop rotation? Not so sure on that 'organic' fertiliser you left - those thigh bones are a devil to plough through. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,964 Posted June 28, 2016 As one could already guess by his recent health troubles, Robert Mugabe's chief opponent for the last 17 years, Morgan Tsvangirai has colon cancer: http://www.timeslive.co.za/africa/2016/06/28/Zimbabwe-opposition-leader-Tsvangirai-says-has-cancer-of-the-colon This probably gives Mugabe the motivation to outlive him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted June 28, 2016 As one could already guess by his recent health troubles, Robert Mugabe's chief opponent for the last 17 years, Morgan Tsvangirai has colon cancer: http://www.timeslive.co.za/africa/2016/06/28/Zimbabwe-opposition-leader-Tsvangirai-says-has-cancer-of-the-colon This probably gives Mugabe the motivation to outlive him. Doesn't Tsangirai have his own thread somewhere hereabouts? I'm guessing he's enough of a non event that we could just merge it with Mugabe at this late stage Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted June 28, 2016 On second thoughts I can't find the thread mentioned above - maybe already merged. I had vague memories of calling it Morgan Tsvangirai / Time to die or summat like that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,311 Posted June 28, 2016 Tsvangirai is definitely taking a shot at Mugabe not being honest about health issues.Definitely put Mugabe back on the list next year.Don`t want him dying when he is off the list like Patrick Moore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted June 29, 2016 Tsvangirai is definitely taking a shot at Mugabe not being honest about health issues.Definitely put Mugabe back on the list next year.Don`t want him dying when he is off the list like Patrick Moore. Yeah, let's get him back into play! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,311 Posted June 29, 2016 Tsvangirai is definitely taking a shot at Mugabe not being honest about health issues.Definitely put Mugabe back on the list next year.Don`t want him dying when he is off the list like Patrick Moore. Yeah, let's get him back into play! And Brady.Can`t have the evil cunts slipping the net.Would love to see a big red cross over their faces! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,311 Posted July 29, 2016 https://www.dailynews.co.zw/articles/2016/07/29/mugabe-s-son-chatunga-falls-sick:His 19 year old son is seriously sick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted July 29, 2016 https://www.dailynews.co.zw/articles/2016/07/29/mugabe-s-son-chatunga-falls-sick:His 19 year old son is seriously sick. Even the official news source says the old fella is an "increasingly frail nonegenarian" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,025 Posted September 1, 2016 Unverified claim he's copped it: https://www.zimeye.net/unverified-report-claims-mugabe-has-died-mid-air/ Ah, the coming hours of denials, followed by him tripping down some stairs....or perhaps being carried away in a body bag...let the speculation begin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted September 1, 2016 Unverified claim he's copped it: https://www.zimeye.net/unverified-report-claims-mugabe-has-died-mid-air/ Ah, the coming hours of denials, followed by him tripping down some stairs....or perhaps being carried away in a body bag...let the speculation begin. Plz die Robert Mugabe. Plz die Robert Mugabe. I want your death to be as sad as Gene... Nah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Switch 141 Posted September 1, 2016 Unverified claim he's copped it: https://www.zimeye.net/unverified-report-claims-mugabe-has-died-mid-air/ Ah, the coming hours of denials, followed by him tripping down some stairs....or perhaps being carried away in a body bag...let the speculation begin. Mugabe is fine, he just landed in Tashkent to meet Uzbek President Karimov. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,100 Posted September 1, 2016 Unverified claim he's copped it: https://www.zimeye.net/unverified-report-claims-mugabe-has-died-mid-air/ Ah, the coming hours of denials, followed by him tripping down some stairs....or perhaps being carried away in a body bag...let the speculation begin. Plz die Robert Mugabe. Plz die Robert Mugabe. I want your death to be as sad as Gene... Nah.Stop being a dick. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted September 1, 2016 Unverified claim he's copped it: https://www.zimeye.net/unverified-report-claims-mugabe-has-died-mid-air/ Ah, the coming hours of denials, followed by him tripping down some stairs....or perhaps being carried away in a body bag...let the speculation begin. Plz die Robert Mugabe. Plz die Robert Mugabe. I want your death to be as sad as Gene... Nah.Stop being a dick. I might have forgiven him, if we hadn't been explaining our one and only rule to him last night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted November 13, 2016 Just today's update on Mugabe. You'd be alone thinking he's going anywhere anytime soon. SC https://www.thestandard.co.zw/2016/11/13/mugabes-power-retention-schemes/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted November 13, 2016 Just today's update on Mugabe. You'd be alone thinking he's going anywhere anytime soon. SC https://www.thestandard.co.zw/2016/11/13/mugabes-power-retention-schemes/ Hmm "Mugabe (92) has already set his sights on the 2018 elections where he would be seeking yet another term in office despite his spectacular failure to fulfil promises he made in the previous elections." Do any of our resident experts hereabouts know the age of the oldest winner of a "democratic" election anywhere on Earth? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GossipGabe 333 Posted November 13, 2016 Just today's update on Mugabe. You'd be alone thinking he's going anywhere anytime soon. SChttps://www.thestandard.co.zw/2016/11/13/mugabes-power-retention-schemes/ Hmm "Mugabe (92) has already set his sights on the 2018 elections where he would be seeking yet another term in office despite his spectacular failure to fulfil promises he made in the previous elections." Do any of our resident experts hereabouts know the age of the oldest winner of a "democratic" election anywhere on Earth? Wikipedia has a list of the oldest serving term-bounded state leaders. Among them, only one, Hastings Banda of Malawi has ever been older than Mugabe, but he has lost his last, and arguably only democratic election in 1994. So Mugabe's last should be the record for a country leader. Among other office holders, Storm Thurmond (born 1902, died 2003) has served almost until he died (2002) as a Senator in the US Senate, last elected at the age of 93 in 1996. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted November 13, 2016 Just today's update on Mugabe. You'd be alone thinking he's going anywhere anytime soon. SChttps://www.thestandard.co.zw/2016/11/13/mugabes-power-retention-schemes/ Hmm "Mugabe (92) has already set his sights on the 2018 elections where he would be seeking yet another term in office despite his spectacular failure to fulfil promises he made in the previous elections." Do any of our resident experts hereabouts know the age of the oldest winner of a "democratic" election anywhere on Earth? Wikipedia has a list of the oldest serving term-bounded state leaders. Among them, only one, Hastings Banda of Malawi has ever been older than Mugabe, but he has lost his last, and arguably only democratic election in 1994. So Mugabe's last should be the record for a country leader. Among other office holders, Storm Thurmond (born 1902, died 2003) has served almost until he died (2002) as a Senator in the US Senate, last elected at the age of 93 in 1996. Woah, thanks Storm Thurmond can - probably - claim the most morally defensible democratic mandate in that company, eh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GossipGabe 333 Posted November 13, 2016 Just today's update on Mugabe. You'd be alone thinking he's going anywhere anytime soon. SChttps://www.thestandard.co.zw/2016/11/13/mugabes-power-retention-schemes/ Hmm "Mugabe (92) has already set his sights on the 2018 elections where he would be seeking yet another term in office despite his spectacular failure to fulfil promises he made in the previous elections." Do any of our resident experts hereabouts know the age of the oldest winner of a "democratic" election anywhere on Earth? Wikipedia has a list of the oldest serving term-bounded state leaders. Among them, only one, Hastings Banda of Malawi has ever been older than Mugabe, but he has lost his last, and arguably only democratic election in 1994. So Mugabe's last should be the record for a country leader. Among other office holders, Storm Thurmond (born 1902, died 2003) has served almost until he died (2002) as a Senator in the US Senate, last elected at the age of 93 in 1996. Woah, thanks Storm Thurmond can - probably - claim the most morally defensible democratic mandate in that company, eh? Well, senate elections in the US were reasonably democratic by the '90s, though some people could still point to his segregationist record as a senator (and Dixiecrat [think UKIP² of the late 40s US] presidential nominee) to question his moral character. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted December 30, 2016 yesdo you jerk off to pictures of yourself? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
